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oh my gosh, you guys, I just caught up on Jen's stories and THANK GOD SHE HAS BACKUP TRUFFLES. I was so worried for her. I mean, can you IMAGINE having to go without your artisan chocolate of choice during these trying times? I am just so relieved. . -
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Jen is binging on expensive truffles which gives me comfort that, even in times of trouble, some things never change. . -
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I have a feeling that these overnight visits were supposed to happen all along, and Jen had been resisting. Probably citing that the kids were experiencing some type of traumatization. Don got fed up and called his lawyer. Jen had no choice but to follow the order or risk some type of penalty.
I hope that Don’s home environment is the antithesis of Jen’s. That nasty Bunsy is just step one. There will be more to come, and I’m here for it.
Jen is doing nothing more than mourning the loss of her chokehold over those children and, to some extent, Don. It’s nothing more to it.. -
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I wonder how they communicate about the kids.... texts, phone calls, or maybe they're using one of those parenting apps already.
Either way, to be a fly on the wall for those discussions.
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I think her shopping for Don is Jen giving little digs, too. Like, "Look, I bought you some hand sanitizer and toothpaste because you are such a big moron that you probably didn't think to do it for your sweet, innocent children." She probably tries to get ahead of any possible anticipated need just to make Don feel inadequate as a parent. . -
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I'm wondering if the apartment was supposed to be temporary while house hunting and they decided the kids would do overnight visits once he found a long term home? now with everything going on the divorce won't be finalized until god knows when. I was glad to see that he comes over a few mornings and evenings during the week. weekend only visits aren't enough imo
regarding the ring - I think she was anticipating the divorce being final soon and figured she could just wear it a little while longer and pat herself on the back excessively for being a "rule follower" and still presenting herself as "legally wed"
now the courts are closed and she has no idea when the divorce will be final so she said F it and abandoned her made up ring rules. she'll still pat herself on the back for wearing it so long anyway
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Jen called it Don's "apartment" in the vlog. I thought she'd be more crafty and try to hide more by calling it his home or something . -
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Jen is going to project a lot of her shit onto those kids and the situation in a bid to keep and exert control.
I bet this divorce is far from amicable. She’s too invested in pushing that angle.. -
.I will never understand what her obsession was with forcing that child to have a "lovey" - which by the way is a stupid expression. If it just happens naturally that your child develops an attachment to a stuffed animal or a blanket, that makes sense. But setting out to create a security object for them is just bizarre.
I just watched Jessica Braun's Vlogmas videos for something to do during quarantine. It's refreshing to see parents who interact in a loving way with their child and who are teaching her good behavior and manners from an early age. And it definitely shows in her personality and how she interacts with people, as opposed to Jen's lumps of children.
When I was 2 my mom was making Christmas bears for friends for Christmas. I fell in love with the first run, made out of plain muslin, and not the fluffy white “fur” she’d bought. I slept w that bear every night until I was married.
My daughter spied a $3 bear n the dollar spot at target when she was 2. She cried her heart out when I told her we weren’t going to buy it. So we ended up buying it, and now she HAS TO have that bear to sleep with at night. If the bear falls out of the bed in the middle of the night, lord help us all.. -
.I do think she thought they wouldn't go over to the apartment and he would have a house or a townhouse soon. Because it's so hard to go buy two little beds for small kids. Or heck just put them in the bed with you. She's delusional.
All he needs is a full-size bed in the second bedroom and the two kids can sleep in the same bed at this age. When he gets a house he can furnish rooms for them but no point in just buying a little beds for a temporary situation.. -
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CC saying big girls keep bunnsy in their beds was clearly from Don. I'm glad one parent is making good decisions. You go CC! . -
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yeah there is no way it's amicable
was it a recent LIVE or video where she mentioned that her and Don have gotten to the point of being friends and she wasn't sure if that would happen? kind of contradicts the whole "it was mutual" "things are amicable" angle. he'll be dealing with her manipulative ass forever. the beautiful children will 100% become pawns. -
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You don’t get down to 5 hairs because of stress from an amicable divorce
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Heck, he could just put a mattress on the floor, as she will probably argue that Dawny could fall off a regular bed.
Or, if he was really mean, he would buy him his first big boy bed. Jen would explode!
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From an anonymous UPS delivery driver...
5 types of customers since the “rona”:
1) Steve:
He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo.
Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.
2) Brad:
He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft no go zone line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.
Brad will not survive.
Steve will probably eat him.
3) Nancy:
She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about “The Rona” on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.
She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.
4) Karen:
She has called everybody and read them the latest news on “The Rona”. She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonalds, Chi-Fil-A, and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking “The Rona” to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello kitchen” to her.
Karen will not survive longer than Brad.
5) Mary:
Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, And a 6 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.
Mary will survive and marry Steve.
Together they will repopulate the earth.
Edited by BugBittenKitten - 4/9/2020, 08:51 PM.
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