Fakingtheplastictrayorgasamtrainlikejen Pt. 182

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    She mentioned the bunion the next day and included something about her mom. I think she went into the city for lunch with her mom like she used to do in the pre-kids days. And Jill was like, you'd look good except that your bunion is so distracting in those ugly boots, I've been telling you for years to get that fixed, now it's ruined your entire marriage and you live in a hideous empty house because your feet are so ugly.

    (I have a mother who acts very much like Jill, and that's totally how that conversation would go.)
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 10/9/2020, 14:59) 
    Yeah, the timing made no sense. She literally only had time to drive downtown, turn around, and come home again

    She may have posted the photo later when she was about to head back, she's often posted stories out of sequence. But then stuck a current timestamp on it because she's clueless. :bright-idea-smiley-emoticon:

    Sidenote, she's in full teenage attention seeking mode now...

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    QUOTE (somebunny @ 9/10/2020, 08:32 AM) 
    She mentioned the bunion the next day and included something about her mom. I think she went into the city for lunch with her mom like she used to do in the pre-kids days. And Jill was like, you'd look good except that your bunion is so distracting in those ugly boots, I've been telling you for years to get that fixed, now it's ruined your entire marriage and you live in a hideous empty house because your feet are so ugly.

    (I have a mother who acts very much like Jill, and that's totally how that conversation would go.)

    The thing is, Faux Jill isn’t wrong! But she is such a harridan that I can see Jen reacting with a teenage rebellion to everything Jill says.
     
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    I like how she assumes she would be cast :crying:

    Sorry Jen, MTV doesn’t want your three hairs.
     
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    QUOTE (iShipNikkiB&Bradley @ 9/10/2020, 08:43 AM) 
    I like how she assumes she would be cast :crying:

    Sorry Jen, MTV doesn’t want your three hairs.

    When Jen states ‘just joking’, why don’t I believe her? Oh, right, because she’s an attention seeking liar.
     
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    Fiercely private Jen is just the type to go on a dating show.
     
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    She should... I don't know... cook dinner for herself and her kids instead of trolling on IG. She's such a loser.
     
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    Posting about a dating show on her wedding anniversary, eh??

    Her hair looks like SHIT. I've never seen it so frizzy
     
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    Her laughing about how much her new hair care line costs is gross.
    Tell us more poor single mama who needs to support her kids. I don't think she has ever made me this disgusted before.
    Go watch the news Jennifer. Look at our country,our world. Sensitve to people's emotions my ass. :enraged-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    Yeah, that dating post was to let Don know she’s moving on. Happy Anniversary, gaslighter! Don doesn’t care...other than hoping she finds another sugar daddy to marry.

    Her “after” hair looks like my “before”, and I’m in the midst of a “What the heck do I do with this mess?” hair crisis. But maybe she’s right and her hair is growing. She still needs to eat a steak.*


    *Apologies to any vegans—I’m just messing cause it’s Jen, who overcomplicates everything.
     
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    There is no way she was not the gaslighter in that marriage and she's delusional if she thinks Don is even glancing at her social media. He loathes you Jen.
     
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    Protein will make your hair frizzy if it’s not what your hair needs. She’s probably been under-conditioning for fear of weighing her hair down. But if she’s adding all that keratin to her routine, she needs to balance it with more moisture.

    That line is marketed as “luxury hair care”. No shit it’s expensive Jen.

    If she wants to be authentic with her audience, she could talk about how shitty the first wedding anniversary is post divorce. Instead she’s acting out by playing influencer.

    Edited by iShipNikkiB&Bradley - 9/10/2020, 06:32 PM
     
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    Jen gaslights her YT audience. She was definitely the gaslighter, not Don.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 9/10/2020, 09:08 AM) 
    Posting about a dating show on her wedding anniversary, eh??

    Her hair looks like SHIT. I've never seen it so frizzy

    Maybe the frizz is to trick the eye into seeing more hair than actually exists. Maybe it’s working! Or maybe Jen is the last person this company needs shilling their products.
     
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 10/9/2020, 15:56) 
    Sing ho to Jen’s Ass in the Air
    Sing ho to the one with hardly a hair
    Sing ho from your ex-sweet boy, Don
    Sing ho, I am free. I am gone!


    ETA - needs more lines in the middle but it’s a start!

    You rang? :sleazy_smiley_emoticon:

    Can Jill or Gravy please go over and give Jen some socially distanced attention because girlfriend is getting pretty desperate. I’m embarrassed on her behalf at her recent posts...more embarrassed than usual.
     
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