I’mGoingToTheSummitIOWNCAREifIPlummetLikeJen (#longchamp) Pt. 286

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    She is such a miserable hag. She KNOWS she's a massive loser loner.

    She admitted she needed to take off for two weeks to keep distracted. She hates "flopping around" in her house all alone with her thoughts, wondering what the new Ross family is up to without her.

    She also admitted she was "flopping around" her hotel room. There was days in between hikes where she didn't do anything. So even though she was on a trip, she was STILL probably crying with her thoughts.

    What a waste of a trip. All she did was almost kill herself hiking, cry, be a hermit, cry some more about having to interact with people, and worry about what she was shoving in her fat mouth 24/7. And all she has to show for it is some shitty hiking footage (and her complaining/crying) that won't even get 10k views because no one cares about "solo traveler" Jen.

    Also she basically admits "solo traveler" is her entire personality now. She didn't see any other "solo travelers"... maybe because people are just traveling and don't have such a strict definition of "solo traveler."

    She's completely unhinged.
     
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    Now that she is going back to car camping, I hope we get to see The Jackery Explorer 1000 again. With solar panels!

    Her $1500 purchase before she spent one night sleeping in her car less than an hour from home :lol:

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    Only Jennifer Ross could turn the Dolomites into the Dullomites.
     
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    Bitch, you don’t miss your “babies” you miss your old life; you miss the human contact your “babies” are forced to deal with. Cry your tears, because they are not missing you.
     
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    For someone who loves being a solo traveler she sure hates solo traveling.

    QUOTE (Pinkpanfa @ 10/29/2021, 05:15 PM) 
    I would like to make my prediction now that Jen will get a tattoo soon. That is all.

    This needs to be on the (non-existent, needed) gambling thread with a gambling app. $20 Will Jen get a tattoo by May 29, 2022 yes or no?
     
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    I think the tattoo will be Winnie related, likely tied to her death (whenever that may be).

    Either on her wrist or the back of her neck.
     
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    Talking to the cows again. "So cute," she says... Um...you ate a very cute baby cow.

    (Sorry, not sorry. I cannot let this go. Lol.)
     
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    Apologies if I'm repeating what others have said. I don't have time right now to read all the comments. But, those crocodile tears. "I miss my babies". That's Jenspeak for I miss the Utah house and being Don's only wife. I don't for a minute think she actually misses Don, just the idea of being a rich man's wife and the easy life that went with it.

    She could have spent this time decorating her house. Making it an actual home. Instead she goes to a country where she can't speak the language (after being there several times in the past), can't find vegetables (what????) and is told by waiters she's ordering too much food.

    Two videos of this trip would have been find. Three maybe if she filmed more of the towns.

    I do believe she knows she's not going to find happiness no matter where she goes. She has to find some kind of peace with her life, not traipsing off around the world trying to find herself.
     
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    "I have nothing bad to say about the people, the culture or the food"
    Except the waiters are dicks for making recommendations, the food didn't please me, and there were too many people around.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 10/29/2021, 06:37 PM) 
    I think the tattoo will be Winnie related, likely tied to her death (whenever that may be).

    Either on her wrist or the back of her neck.

    I bet her tattoo would be a little bow on the back of her wrist. She really wants to find her inner rebel doesn't she?

    I truly wonder how her kids and parents welcomed her back?
    Did the kids even notice she was gone, to even miss her?
    Did Jill give her backhanded passive aggressive comments about being glad she's home.

    I have no doubt she didn't get a banner parade when she came home. And I am sure it cut right through her how alone she really is.
     
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    I can't remember who said it but I agree with the comment that said this was the most 1%er way of dealing with her problems

    what would she have done if she couldn't spend $10,000+ to escape to another country and just had to stay home? she needs to face her issues eventually

    it's been quite a ride watching her go from being home ALL the time in RM1 because she loved her home so much...to always wanting to escape RM2 and not even putting forth effort to decorate it
     
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    I'd bet she didn't order room service because her loony brain was self conscious about pronunciation or even just having to speak to a other human and order multiple courses for one person

    The Jenions are lapping it all up. Do they not see her poor psychological status and that they are encouraging her to keep doing what she's doing which clearly is not working?!
     
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    Great thread title!
    This better be the last time I have to see her "surprise" beginning.
    Love how she added the words "August is high season" on the screen. I bet she did that after commenters clued her in.
    One commenter commended Jen for "gifting" herself this trip. Yeah, with Don't money. HA!
    Poor anxiety-ridden Jen can't eat alone in a restaurant without feeling weird. Of course, she felt different walking around towns and eating alone. She's been used to Don fulfilling her every wish.
    Jen on a motorbike. YIKES! Maybe she could join a gang. LOL
    She did really act like she missed her kids. But she is known for the drama just to make a statement. So, whatever.
     
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    I think this should be her tattoo…

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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 29/10/2021, 16:41) 
    And it wasn’t even one waiter. It was multiple waiters who said it. She must have been ordering multiple courses like she did with Don.
    :7043:

    And you know they just wanted to get her the hell out of there!
     
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