I’mGoingToTheSummitIOWNCAREifIPlummetLikeJen (#longchamp) Pt. 286

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    it's clear that she really thought she'd be going to Utah with the fam for years

    I think Suz likely did tell her that she's always welcome but of course that would depend on Don and if he was seeing someone. she did *not* anticipate him finding someone right away

    time to admit that you were wrong that no one would want big fat Donald and he'd be single forever. create a life of your own that you don't want to constantly run from
     
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    CITAZIONE (Meow2 @ 29/10/2021, 17:29) 
    it's clear that she really thought she'd be going to Utah with the fam for years

    I think Suz likely did tell her that she's always welcome but of course that would depend on Don and if he was seeing someone. she did *not* anticipate him finding someone right away

    time to admit that you were wrong that no one would want big fat Donald and he'd be single forever. create a life of your own that you don't want to constantly run from

    Next year she'll rent a van and will be staying on the road in front of the log prison, accessing that club with the pool in order to shower every couple of days.
     
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    OMFG, I am just floored.

    She can't find fresh vegetables...IN ITALY???
    The waiters tell her she eats too much... :muffin_emoticon_pack_by_rezzle:
    The crying because she misses her "kids", pup, and mausoleum
    And she would rather sleep in a van then have to be around others.

    She is so out of touch with reality. I can't even imagine having the luxury of going to Italy and complaining.
     
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    I have to remind my teens that no one really cares what they are wearing etc....everyone is so focused on themselves. Jen is like a teenager in that regard.

    And this is from the last thread, but I did win one of Jen’s giveaways back in the day. I won a really nice purse and keychain. I loved it.
     
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    And you know what? It’s not unheard of for servers to give you feedback about portion sizes. It goes both ways. Sometimes they’ll say fyi - that’s a small plate and only comes with 3 pieces or whatever. Other times they’ll say those are both generous portions and it’s fine if you’re hungry and up for it but they just want to let you know so it doesn’t go to waste. It’s not something to have a breakdown over. You either take their advice or you don’t. She’s just incredibly insecure.
     
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    This bitch is the only person in the world who went to Europe in the summer, and couldn't find a salad.
    And pass me with the tears for the children.
    We know what the tears are for. Losing the Melissa status. Fess up, admit to yourself why are you so bitter, Jen.
    You can go to Mars but you won't be able to escape your feelings and resentments.
     
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    I think she didn't know what the menus said, she couldn't read them. And clearly doesn't know there's an app called Google Translate. I'm sure they could have given her vegetables, even if it wasn't listed as a side for her main dish.
     
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    Who cares about the Bakery? Italian waiters are the biggest haters of all time!!!
    Everyone hates Jen Ross, hahahaha

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    QUOTE (Lucky_Me @ 29/10/2021, 17:38) 
    I think she didn't know what the menus said, she couldn't read them. And clearly doesn't know there's an app called Google Translate. I'm sure they could have given her vegetables, even if it wasn't listed as a side for her main dish.

    Exactly right. Or she was *embarassed* to use a translate app so people wouldn’t stare at her.
     
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    Imagine the stench coming off her if she stayed in a car or a van after hiking so much everyday. Then it would be all about how there was no parking, no place to poop, no place to shower, all rooms were booked blah blah. This woman can never be happy. She thinks she will be happy doing something but ends up being miserable. Who will be miserable spending their vacation in a $600+/night room and want to instead stay in a car? If she liked her van or car camping in US, how come she has just done it once and was so miserable that she switched to luxury Air B n B/camping?

    N yes, they always ordered TOO MUCH.
     
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    Sorry Jen, that "delightful" sound you love so much is pure cruelty.
    Imagine spending your entire life never being able to make the slightest move without that bell racket in your head. :disgust1:

    Edited by Doughy - 10/29/2021, 11:48 AM
     
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    Jen: I’m just so grateful for my life

    Also Jen: removes ever grateful heart from Instagram bio :shifty:
     
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    Jen, as it has been said since the beginning of time…

    If it’s more than TWO, it’s you.

    Do better.
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 29/10/2021, 16:30) 
    I am dying. Servers telling her she was ordering too much food :crying: Oink!

    AND it ended up not being enough food
    🐷🐖🐷🐖🐷🐖🐷🐖
     
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    I told you guys not to worry! The bitch was eating :lol:
     
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