ConstantlyChangingTheNarrativeToSuitHerSelfishWhimsLikeJen Pt 289

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    QUOTE (pixel33 @ 14/11/2021, 01:30) 
    ok, seriously what the hell is wrong with Jen. I just saw the pics/videos from her IG stories. That tv/sofa/chair situation is the most idiotic looking set up I have ever seen. Jesus christ Jennifer Ross get your shit together. Get up off your lazy ass and get someone in to decorate for you.

    I get that not everyone has an eye for interior decorating but wtf is that house? her old lady house with her ex was cuter than this very strange place. you know, it really does feel very Jen... empty, boring, makes no sense, a mix of several different styles with nothing being cohesive.

    Her house is a reflection of her inner crystal clutching soul. Disheveled and out of order.
     
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    After going to WDW sans kids, it's I'm-a-good-mom-SEE! time. Somebody's on damage control.

    Ali Edwards is having another portrait series next week. This time, it's "pieces of home". Let's see if Bunion the Great plays along. If so, she'll need to photograph her house every day of the week. Themes are: table, clean, make, door, watch, grow, home. Should be fun!

    I call the mop on the sofa perch for 'watch'.
     
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    Why not set up a TV location to watch with the kids in another room? The playroom perhaps. With their own tree to decorate.
    This was our set up for many years. The kids had their own sanctuary.
    She has a god damn private gym, with a well placed TV and a bedroom to her liking. The kids have Hell's waiting room to watch TV in and get a kinked neck. And a shitty tree by the stairs , placed in a by the way afterthought sort of place.
    I have never seen such a tone deaf and disinterested mother in my life. And I have seen some crude specimens.
     
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    I agree. She is definitely doing damage control. Any mom who decorates a tree with her kids MUST be a good mom, right? We are not impressed Jen! This is what many, many moms do.
     
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 11/13/2021, 06:47 PM)
    I spy with my little eye...white Crocs. Where are the Disney Christmas ones Jen? Don't you even care about being seasonally appropriate while trimming the tree?

    Don’t you know the Busy Bee is SOOOOO busy she wears through her slippers and other shoes she wears around the house?
     
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    What do you bet as soon as the kids were done decorating the tree she went back and rearranged all the ornaments.
    And there they are....watching the tv from afar. She doesn't put "love" on the screen when the kids are being shown, but she does for Winnie.

    New thread title: WatchingTheGrinchOnTheCouchFromAfarLikeJen
     
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    She has 2 pre-schoolers and not one homemade ornament on that tree. She can't do anything right.
     
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    The basement picture of her morning workout brought back so many memories of me and my son a few years ago! When he was two, I’d pick him up from his half-day at preschool and twice a week we would do my Mary Windsor’s Maximum Burn Pilates workout in my bedroom - me, on a yoga mat on the floor, and my son laying down on my comfy bed. He’d try to do all the different poses with me (in the goofy way a two-year-old can) and “correct” me if I was making any mistakes.
    It was one of our favorite things to do, and my heart just melts thinking about those days.
    Jen should really try to involve her “precious children” in what she does rather than constantly chasing her “me time”.
     
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    QUOTE (jsym @ 14/11/2021, 02:51) 
    She has 2 pre-schoolers and not one homemade ornament on that tree. She can't do anything right.

    I was thinking the same thing! Not one personalized ornament, not a hand painted one, nothing that shows kids live in that house! I still remember an “ornament” my oldest made. It wasn’t supposed to go on the tree but he insisted. It almost toppled the whole thing over because it was so heavy. 😂😂😂

    Jen really needs to do better for her kids.
     
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    The amount of effort to decorate that tree 😏

    No ribbon/garland, no topper, no fun ornaments, no nothing.

    Here’s some pre-picked ornaments to Mother’s liking, now hang them up and pretend it’s so much fun. She also picked the Grinch because she can relate.
     
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    She decorates her tree the way she decorated RM1. She copies what she sees in a magazine, a catalog or online. Once she does it, it's done the same way every year.

    There's no room in her mind to adapt by hanging home made ornaments on her perfect tree.
     
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    That weirdly empty room behind the tree still. So odd. Get some plants, a chair, an artwork. Something. Make it the exercise room! It doesn't need to be in the basement. I don't understand paying for real estate she doesn’t use.
     
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    I wish I had that kind of space...so much potential yet she's got the whole doctor's office waiting room vibe instead.
     
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    I say this about once a quarter, or, seasonally (choose-your-own Jen-ism), but Jen just SUCKS SO BAD.
     
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    Give the woman a break, between all her traveling, there isn't much time left for the children.
     
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