The Goldturds: Covid Cruising, Free Food Schmoozing, and Viewers Losing Pt 162

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    Title by Stretch Goldberg
     
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    I LOVE the thread title! Well done! :7043:
     
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    Perfect title!
    Her latest Nordstrom try-on haul…….where she admits she’s “probably” not as small on the top as she thinks she is. That side view is so unflattering.
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    BTW the name Stretch Goldberg makes me :mocking_smiley_emoticon: every time I see it.
     
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    She looks pregnant in the white blouse photo… or she had a huge lunch!

    Edited by reddrobbin - 1/18/2022, 07:35 PM
     
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    Love this title!!!
     
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    Those fake boobs really do her no favors.
     
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    She must really need money for her cruise because she is pushing the Dyson hair thing HARD. "Hurry guys...I just clicked on my link and the Dyson is in stock! Get it before it's gone!" Hate to break it to you Marnie...but anyone who wanted a Dyson Air Wrap already purchased one. No one is looking to you for hair styling recommendations. And I definitely wouldn't trust you to recommend a $550 premium priced styler that you make a commission on. I guarantee if she wasn't making money on it, she would be scoffing that it is overpriced and overhyped.
     
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    I guarantee you she is only using the brush attachments. (If she didn't return it, that is) The curl attachments can be tricky to use and take some practice and she is WAY too lazy to learn how to use them.
     
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    Shilling the Air Wrap on stories again! #desperate
     
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    She said she was going to do a tutorial on the Dyson air wrap. So where is it?

    That white lacy top is awful. It looks like a maternity top.
     
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    All her pants are either stupid looking joggers or sausage casings.

    All her tops either look like maternity tops or linebacker shoulder pads, and the front tuck has got to, especially with heavier sweaters but really with everything.

    All her shoes are gaudy sneakers, booties worn with the wrong thing, or some kind of ugly slide/mule slip-on hideousness. Oh, and pair or two of witchy poo pointy toe pumps that she goes no place to where them to.

    The Marnie bag is too big to be a crossbody, never coordinates with her outfit, and never should have had a zipper on the outside pocket. The cami guitar straps should be burned.

    Show me one outfit, Marnie, ONE OUTFIT, that is in style and flatters your figure.
     
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    Dear god, they got a free mattress and now we have to look at this awful picture.
     
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    My back hurts looking at the way it sinks.
     
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    It is a new mattress and it is already sinking in? Looks very uncomfortable.

    Everything she tries on looks like a maternity top on her. It is her big boobs causing everything to balloon out. I can't believe she said the white lacy top was too big in the description box. It completely pulled across her chest.
     
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