The Goldturds: Covid Cruising, Free Food Schmoozing, and Viewers Losing Pt 162

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    their bedding and pillows look so bedraggled and worn.

    im a firm believer that my bed should be the comfiest spot in my home.

    their bed looks like a nursing home bed.
     
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    QUOTE (reddrobbin @ 1/19/2022, 09:49 AM)
    their bedding and pillows look so bedraggled and worn.

    im a firm believer that my bed should be the comfiest spot in my home.

    their bed looks like a nursing home bed.

    That's because their dogs are allowed to take over the bed. Same with their sofa. They'll never have nice furniture because the dogs rule that house.
     
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    ^that plus a combo of sweat, perfume, dry shampoo and general uncleanliness.
     
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    Don’t blame it on the dogs! They’re the cleanest things in that house.
     
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    And now she is linking mattresses. Is there nothing she won't shill? Wow. Just wow.
     
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    QUOTE (Gonorrhea in Boat Shoes @ 1/19/2022, 08:17 AM) 
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    Dear god, they got a free mattress and now we have to look at this awful picture.

    Shes a pig, OINK
     
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    Pretty sure the dirt on the bottom of her big toe is quite representative of the amount of dirt in their hovel.
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    She is trying on a bunch of her XS and size 2 dresses on stories and none of them fit. One dress has a 4-6 inch gap where the zip wouldn’t zip.

    Tell me you’re an XS and Size 2/4 again, pls. Lololollll!
     
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    Only Marnie would go on IG and brag about how beautiful Trader Joes roses are while showing her week old, half dead bouquet :hearty-laugh:

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    gawwwsssh shes so cheap. throw away the flowers!
     
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    Oh boy these dresses…….

    And who buys a formal dress and then holds the bust closed with a safety pin….if you have to do that IT DOESNT FIT
     
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    Continuing the ugly frock parade…

    Spoiler — she got the blue dress pants hybrid.

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    Are those horrid dresses for the Covid cruise? When does she leave?
     
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    They have a formal dinner during Covid cruise and she needs a dress.

    She needs a formal dress to wear to potentially get Covid during her Covid cruise.

    #goldturdlogic #blacktiecovid
     
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    She’s so desperate to find something that fits so she settled on the blue one. Stumpy took her to the store, waited in the car and said buy something that makes you feel pretty and if you need to, buy matching shoes? Why is she rushing around like a manic tonight for a dress, the store was literally closing as she was making an IG story. Cruise must be happening very soon. Cannot wait to see this vlog and the outfits she wears! :celebrating-smiley-emoticon:

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