Krischins the Krusty Musty Dwarf: Zero Fashion Sense, Zero Maternal Instinct. Pt. 43

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    Thanks to LilBit for the title!
     
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    Aw dang it! I had a good one lmao.

    Kristina Braly:Kozy unboxings for a kuarter life krisis! :D

    This new video on how to look expensive with her limp hair in a scrunchie........ She said "very Ariana Grande" HOW OLD ARE YOU!?!
     
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    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 27/4/2022, 07:27) 
    Thanks to LilBit for the title!

    Thank you! I can't stop laughing with the Krischins update 🤣🤣
     
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    Thank you for the title LilBit!!
     
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    QUOTE (RubyGT @ 27/4/2022, 07:43) 
    Aw dang it! I had a good one lmao.

    Kristina Braly:Kozy unboxings for a kuarter life krisis! :D

    This new video on how to look expensive with her limp hair in a scrunchie........ She said "very Ariana Grande" HOW OLD ARE YOU!?!

    This. I've never seen an "expensive" looking woman wearing a giant colorful scrunchie.

    I wish she would stop with HB's coat. She acts like she was so smart and creative in wearing his coat to get the look.

    Her "expensive" look of an ill fitting shirt with destructed jeans, cheap heels, cheap bag, and giant scrunchie paired with HB's coat (which is too heavy of a fabric for the rest of the ensemble) was just...bad. She just doesn't have a good sense of style and lacks the je ne sais quoi it takes to make cheap things look good. I wish she would stop embarrassing herself. Karenbritchick could wear the same exact clothes and execute it flawlessly.
     
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    I see where she was going with the outfit but it just wasn’t polished! The scrunchie was a no go. HBs jacket is way too big for her. And I’m sure an established surgeon doesn’t want an influencer for a wife how embarrassing for his colleagues to see this.
     
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    Nobody on planet earth could make that old navy pink button down shirt look expensive. Those shoes are tragic. Did they also legalize weed in Texas because she has to be high
     
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    How does she think she looks expensive? She looks like she climbed out of the lost and found bin at a homeless shelter.
    She could at least iron the shirt and wear shoes that fit. Also, HB’s coat looks to small for her to wear on her shoulders.
     
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    Sometimes I feel bad making fun of Kristina's outfits because I'm not very fashionable either. I see people at the grocery store or school pickup line looking very much like Kristina, and it's fine. Who cares?

    But the point is that she is selling herself as some fashionista and person who ~should~ be handing down fashion advice to the peasantry. As long as she has that attitude, I will be making fun of her.
     
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    This is just getting worse with her pushing such tragic content! For someone who could employ a tailor, she has never worn a piece of clothing that has fit her.

    ***Unfortunately no on the weed being legal here in Texas. We're still trying to get it decriminalized. Pretty sure it'll pass this year though.
     
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    I honestly don’t know much about fashion and i think a nice button down (even from target) with jeans and heals looks nice but somehow it just look disheveled on her and i think it was bc it was wrinkly and her hair didn’t look right
     
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    It's a basic outfit, one I wear all the time, but she manages to screw it up at every turn and think she hit gold. The cut of everything she picks is just wrong. The hem of jeans make her look like an extra on Lost and the leg is too wide. The shirt and jacket are about four sizes too big and too sloppy for someone with dwarf proportions. The shoes look like hooves. Everything she wears makes her look wide and bigger than she is. She needs to go to a stylist and have someone fix her mess, instead of piecing together garbage from Target and Amazon. That would be an interesting video.
     
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    She looks like a raggedy barefoot Contessa, Ina Garten. Lol I couldn't remember where I saw that shirt.
     
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    Things must not have worked out with Luxury Promise because she is shilling for Fashionphile now. Aren't they competitors?
     
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    I would not rag on her clothing choices if she was not such an arrogant know it all.
     
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