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    Poor Lumiere :cry:
     
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 22/1/2024, 19:27) 
    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 1/22/2024, 12:24 PM) 
    If your ample office is being overrun with all your memory keeping projects you have TOO MANY stupid memory keeping projects. The goals should be to throw all that crap out not find more ways to store it all. 🙄

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    You rang !! :cheering-clapping-smiley-emotic
     
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    QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 22/1/2024, 18:16) 
    QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 1/22/2024, 04:29 PM) 
    If Jen wasn't a huge bitch who treats dogs poorly, I could see a dachshund being good for her lifestyle. She can fly with a dachshund under the seat and the dog can easily fit in a car seat for road trips. They have good stamina and can go on long walks and can also brave the cold with a sweater. However, Jen sucks and dachshunds need to have special care when it comes to their backs which she would never watch out for.

    Don’t give her any ideas. Quick! Delete your post! For the love of all wiener dogs :saying-a-prayer-smiley-emoticon

    Oh god, no! Dachshunds are even more stubborn than chihuahuas, Jen could never. Mine are more work than my human children, I swear. I wish there was a way to keep irresponsible losers like her from going near animals.
     
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    Queue the yodeling music from The Price is Right
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 22/1/2024, 20:27) 
    Her constant stretching of the mouth to eat large chunks of food at once + face rubbing (the damage she has done to the skin around her eyes is particularly bad) has led to smoker's lines types of wrinkles around her mouth as well. I couldn't stop watching them in the video.

    I added contrast in Photoshop to make the two marked lines pop a little more in the still I took but if you pay attention to her mouth in the video, you'll see them very clearly as she moves her crusty lips while she talks. It's super noticeable on the right side of her face that is close to the natural light but I also noticed some wobbling around the lips on the other side of her mouth at times. She's caused some serious premature aging with this irrepairable damage.

    (IMG:https://i.ibb.co/qBYhcnf/Jen-mouth-lines.jpg)

    And the (alleged lol) purging doesn’t help matters.
     
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    How does one make that shape with their eyebrows?
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 1/22/2024, 02:48 PM) 
    How does one make that shape with their eyebrows?

    I've been trying for the past 10 minutes. 😂😂😂
     
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 22/1/2024, 22:10) 
    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 1/22/2024, 02:48 PM) 
    How does one make that shape with their eyebrows?

    I've been trying for the past 10 minutes. 😂😂😂

    😂😂😂. Well it is one thing Chubby Chin is able to do that most seem unable.
     
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    THANK YOU to whoever told the story about the mouse in her engine!!! My car was doing weird things so I opened up the hood. While I was looking around, something scurried out!!! I never would have looked at the engine myself if you hadn't told us your experience. My car and I send you many thanks for the important car maintenance tip! Bakers rock!

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    It can’t help Jen’s wrinkle situation that she constantly has her dry crusty lips wrapped around a bespoke mug filled with sugary goo.
     
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    "I'm not sure we need another bedroom in the basement." Words to live by.

    At 8 min in when she says, "I hope this makes sense to somebody out there," trust us Jen, we totally understand and get you. We are here for you girl! We're waiting for the dust to settle as well.

    She is itching for another divorce.
     
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    I am so tired of her making this situation about her. It has nothing to do with her. She is not included. All she has to do is parent her own children, which is what most of us do on the daily, 365 days a year. We also do it without constant self care, vacations and oodles of money.
     
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    Why is she backtracking on making a guest room with this ridiculous story? She's legit crazy if she thinks what she said made any sense. Other than desperately trying to make it sound like she was a wild teenager. Her kids will be living with their father by then not shagging in her basement. How is this clueless idiot going to cope with the kids sexting on devices and being cyberbullied and all the actual problems teens have these days? The answer is: terribly.

    It's Jan 23rd and she still hasnt:
    - painted her gold mirror black
    - set up her Xmas storage
    - ordered a bed and set up a decent guest area
    - built that damn Ikea shelf she's had for months
    - got the shelves built in for her garage storage
    - done any of that pointless memory keeping she bangs on about every week

    This time next year is she still going to be wistfully wishing that Ikea shelf will build itself? Probably. 5 out of the 6 things above could be quickly done by a hired service in 2 days tops plus they could also hang all her stupid art while they are there.
     
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    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 22/1/2024, 21:39) 
    Queue the yodeling music from The Price is Right
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    :hearty-laugh:

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    No offense, Nathan….

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