The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by fiercelyprivate

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    I’m not caught up - may I ask what’s “moon water”? Is that like Asa’s diamond water (Shahs of Sunset) :lol:
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    The croissants are croissanting.
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    Has she made eating croissants her personality?
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    This Disney hamster wheel she’s on. When is enough enough? How many more ugly dresses, tacky ears and cheap medals? Seriously.
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    I hope the next shipment arrives in good shape but yeah, there’s been a big thing on tiktok about these blushes. They arrive shattered. Even people on Reddit were talking about it.
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    She’s so…SQUAT.
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    Good morning friends

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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 20/4/2024, 17:43) 
    She is actively trying to jut out her chin in these latest photos in hopes of disguising her double chin. We can tell you're straining for those lights and angles Jennifer.

    Only to emphasize that underbite instead :lol:
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    She’s literally made “running” at Disney her life’s purpose. It will never stop being bizarre and is a testament to just how empty and meaningless her existence is. I wouldn’t be able to get out of bed if I was faced with her life.
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    That rat tail needs a good five inches cut off it. My eyebrow scissors could manage it.
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    I won’t go out of my way to make it either. This sale is probably the most I’ve spent in a while. I think my husband is more shook by this drop in status than I am. “But you were always rouge” :lol: What does he care lol.
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    Unless I spend another $100 this year, I’ll be demoted to insider status next year as well 😂
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    I haven’t tried the Gucci bronzer before! I’ve heard good things about it and the colour looks really interesting to me. I feel like it would be great for everyday wear especially in the winter! Do you have it in that colour?
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    I’m only VIB this year. Sucks to wait for the sale :lol: This is what’s currently in my cart but as always, not sure I’ll get it all. I posted here a while ago about how my body gets a red undertone to it when I tan but not my face. So was thinking of trying this Haus lab bronzer as it looks quite red! The Saie is another option for a reddish bronzer. Not sure.

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    Undertones annoy me too. All the undertone “tests” annoy me. My veins look purple, blue and green to me :lol: I look good in silver and gold jewelry. Don’t even get me started on figuring out whether I’m a winter, summer, etc. FWIW, I’ve had some makeup artists (the counter variety not Lisa E levels lol) tell me I’m neutral. So I tend to opt for light-medium neutral foundation shades. I did try a Lisa E foundation sample in an olive undertone and it looked really good so I wonder if I’m olive. Gah!
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