The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by lena3

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    Jen could easily go to Pinterest and find outfit ideas. I do it often when I can’t decide what to wear. I go to my closet and pick out something similar. Done.

    Then again, I have more in my closet than athletic gear and an ill-fitting sweater.

    Oh, and pirate boots.

    Edited by lena3 - 2/17/2024, 02:44 PM
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    This is why I just lose and maintain my weight the old-fashioned way. It may take longer, but the side effects of most weight loss pharmaceuticals scare me. Marnie is not interested in lifestyle changes or hard work.
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    I workout 30-45 minutes a day. That’s plenty. I can’t imagine working out for hours a day. Then again like most people, I work full-time then come home and cook. Working out in that outfit looks painful. It boggles the mind. I would love a video showing how Jen crowbars herself in that get-up.
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    Lisa still is not eating healthy. Diet Coke, crappy Wal-mart meat and shrimp, McDonald’s “burgers”, and processed cheese are not clean like she said in the video.
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    Lisa spent more than $25,000. The Chanel Classic flap alone is $11,000. The seasonal bags, like that top handle, are a shade cheaper. The top handle was probably in the $8000 range. You’re already at $20,000+ with tax. Gucci blazer…$3800. Lisa dropped some coin.

    I’m never one to tell people how to spend their money. Not my business. In return, don’t tell me how to spend mine. HOWEVER, I will always find it so curious as to why anyone would spend that much money and has nowhere in which to show off these expensive things. Lisa lives in a small, casual beach town. Even those cheap faux furs look out of place. If I had that much expendable cash, I’d take my two dream vacations. Spend it on experiences. Lisa could have gone on a five-star vacation with John to a foreign country with the amount of money she spent on handbags to go to Bonefish Grille and Ulta.

    That whole Uber thing was weird.
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    Wrinkled navy blazer. Light colored jeans. Chocolate brown boots. None of this goes together.

    As far as the bra goes, I agree that Marnie needs to be fitted properly. IF she lost weight, she would need another size. Once I hit my goal weight, I needed all new bras. I went from a 40 to a 34. Clothes look better, and one looks thinner when there is a clear delineation between your boobs and your stomach.

    Then again, just take the expired boobs out. It’s beyond time.
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    I’ve bought candles like this from TJ Maxx. They were not $50, and I don’t recall seeing a warning. Lawsuit waiting to happen.
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    Pretty sure that I don’t want my entire house to smell like a tomato.
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    I wish my husband would tell me not to turn on the heat.

    There’s a winter freeze coming to us (I live in Houston), and it’s going to be in the 20s. I’m not sure anbout San Antonio. Are they not going to turn on the heat?
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    That whole shingles reaction was odd. The marks on her arm look terrible. The lips look worse. I had the shingles vaccine and had a sore arm with the first dose. The second dose made me feel very tired. I actually took a nap which I never do.

    Also, Lisa looks ridiculous in those faux furs. The Pamela Anderson video was stupid and narcissistic. You would have thought the video was about Lisa as opposed to Pamela. It’s like Lisa pities Pamela for not wearing make-up. Pamela appears to be doing just fine.
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    Well, damn. Who pissed in Jen’s coffee?

    Never mind. I already know the answer.

    EVERYBODY.
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    I just saw an ad for Anine Bing on Instagram. They have done a collaboration with Kate Moss.
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    I still can’t get over the reality of Jen in a Thong on her public Instagram. This is the same woman who felt the need to have special, family-friendly underwear while wintering in Utah.
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    There is no way that I would debase myself by running around Barnes & Noble like a chicken with my head cut off. I’d calmly walk over and grab the Dior fashion book I’ve wanted and a pricey notebook. They’re basically in the same area. Done. I would NOT allow her to film me running around like a crazy person.

    That is IF I even showed up. This sounds like the hardest of passes.
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    Interesting. I don’t buy candles without a lid. If I decide to put it away for a while, I don’t want dust on my candle.
3924 replies since 30/7/2016
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