The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by lena3

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    Lisa’s hair looks like hay-dry and yellow.
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    Jen tries too hard to be relatable and fails every time. Sorry, Jen. Getting on camera and shoving food down your throat and picking your teeth is not relatable. It’s gross and shows a lack of planning.

    Act as though you have some home training.
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    I thought the same thing. Do people not look at ratings? It’s not a kid’s movie. There are any number of Barbie “movies” on Netflix.
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    That IG story. Ugh. As a woman from the generation before hers, I don’t need to see the Barbie movie. I managed to survive my ‘80s and 90s childhood just fine as the child of baby boomers. Adulthood has been even better. My job hasn’t traumatized me to the point where I want to quit and make ass candles. I managed to care for my children without a nanny or locking them out of the house.

    I damn sure don’t need a movie about a doll validating my feelings. Nor, however, would I advise my sons or niece to waste money to see that movie.

    I can’t believe that this woman-child was an actual, real-life doctor.
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    Jen. I don’t even know where to start. I like going to the mall/shopping during the week in the day because it’s not crowded. There’s no traffic. I don’t have to hint for parking. The weekends are a mad house. No, thank you. I’ve never found that odd. Maybe it’s because I work outside of the home and know that other people are working as well. It’s not rocket science. For Jen, maybe it is.

    I have friends. I have family. I’m a teacher. However, there are times when I want to be alone because I’m surrounded by people all day. I took myself to the movies to see Indiana Jones last Thursday morning (yes before noon). I think I counted seven people in the theatre. It was BLISS. Me, myself, a medium popcorn, and a bottle of water. Because that weekend was Barbenheimer, the theatre was SLAMMED. There were people that could not get tickets.

    With that being said, I don’t do it that often. You know why? Because I have family/friends that I can plan a movie/lunch/dinner date with and am not forced to go alone because I have NO ONE.

    I’m no extrovert by any stretch of the imagination. I love my alone time. I also like doing things with others I can’t imagine going to the movies, theatre, vacation, Disney, cruise, shopping, concerts, et cetera ALL OF THE TIME. It’s such a lonely existence.

    Sorry for the rant, but I don’t post often even though I read here daily. You ladies are hilarious, insightful, and spot-on in you Jen analysis.
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    Lisa mentioned getting mammograms twice a year. She also said that her doctor was “just a man” and did not understand menopause.

    Basically, Lisa doctor shops until she gets what she wants based on information from friends and sketchy internet doctors. I’m not surprised because this is the Life of Lisa. She shops for med spas that will give her the Botox and fillers she wants. Lisa shops for a plastic surgeon that gave her the plastic surgery she wanted. Morgan gives her the bad dye jobs that she wants. Hell, Lisa even shopped for a husband that would allow her to be the lazy wife and mother that she is.

    I’m sure that I’m missing other things. I hate these videos from Lisa. This ditz should not be giving any medical or nutritional advice. She’s dangerous.
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    Jen does realize that if she starts a business that she can’t be gallivanting across the U.S.?

    I remember not only did Jen do beading a while back, she paid someone to privately show her how to bead. I guess taking a workshop with other people is too 99%. I wish that I could remember the vlog it was in.
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    My husband and sons saw Oppenheimer and loved it. They want to watch it again when it comes out on streaming. So will I, but I wasn’t interested in going to the movies as I’d just taken myself to see Indiana Jones on Thursday.

    I have zero desire to see Barbie. Not even on streaming. Not my kind of movie. I mostly watch psychological thrillers, horror, and crappy (mostly action/thin plot) action movies. It would never cross my mind to take my husband and sons to the Barbie movie. It would be disastrous.

    I wish that Zara had posted a picture of Lisa with the caption “You’re never too old to love Barbie”.
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    Working at the Raven Foundation sounds interesting. I “wonder” if Jen would have kept working there after the divorce.
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    Kristina’s hair salon is in the same building as a skin renewal business (I’ve passed by that salon a few times). She needs to stop by there after getting her hair done.

    I freely admit that I have bought 3 Kindles. I bought my last one in 2018, and I haven’t had the desire to get a new one. There’s literally no need. It’s so wasteful. I have an original Kindle tablet. I wanted to sell it to GameStop (they were selling my version for $99 used). They offered me $25. My husband said keep it. My oldest asked could he use my second Kindle for his digital college textbooks. He loved it because it was small (unlike a laptop) and more user friendly during the lectures. That left me without one. Hence, the third one was bought.

    It’s completely useless to have multiples. She needs to do a video on why she is hoarding Kindles. What is the point of having so many?

    Bigger question is if Kristina is so busy with her small business on top of being a wife and mother, how does she have time to decorate and spray paint kindles?
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    Ugh. I have that Ganni bag in my cart as it goes with a lot of my wardrobe. I love bright colors. It’s on CLEARANCE for $99 and is made of nylon. Now, I have to rethink it.

    I don’t care how much anything costs because I wear/carry what I like. I’m also not worried about stunting for Internet strangers and trolls. For Alex, this has to be eating her up inside. Being able to buy Chanel in-store with abandon to buying clearance Ganni.

    Oh, how the mighty has fallen.
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    *exercise
    *wash her nasty headband
    *turn on the AC
    *spend her hard linked money
    *order something other than water
    *order dessert
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    Being Barbie at 52.

    I can NOT with this woman.
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    Looks like Lisa should probably do some of that “crazy” stuff that her personal trainer wanted her to do. I’m guessing crunches/weighted sit-ups and maybe some light cardio and lifting more than three pounds. Sweat a little.

    Lisa is scrawny, but her belly and arms are flabby.

    My goodness. This picture is (using my favorite word) bizarre.
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    I like the pink trend, but it’s also my favorite color. I wore pink to church on yesterday. I have zero desire to see the movie as it looks stupid.

    With that being said, what Lisa has on is too much pink even for me. It looks ridiculous.

    Never mind. I just saw IG. Barbie x Zara event and Lisa looking awkward on the step and repeat.
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