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This "sucker for a good flutter sleeve" hasn't worn anything feminine since this pic was taken. -
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I just discovered this thread. Great stuff! I stopped watching MMC after you confirmed my suspicions about the young couple house makeover. I couldn't understand why they were wasting so much time doing the ugliest paint job on those tear down kitchen cabinets. I also couldn't believe they weren't steam cleaning the disgusting LR shag carpet…it looked like a crime scene in there. His current home is not much better, he has ZERO decorating taste. I could go on…the oversharing livechats, the prancing about in his new clothes, that strange cleaning job at the house fire place. Has he opened his shop yet? He's too smooth and smug to have suddenly appeared out of nowhere. He must have had other channels. He'll have to continue buying subs if he wants his 1M plaque. -
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I would say 99.9% of mothers would take a bullet for their child. It’s not sun thing anybody talks about or shows off. It just is. So it’s baffling to watch her parent, because no one can relate. -
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She is a liar and has never been able to admit to herself that her life is a total shitshow. -
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She preaches on her meaningless trips to "follow your curiosity" (of which she has zero) yet she won't encourage her own kid's curiosities. She is an empty shell of a human being. -
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So she knows Charlotte loves performing but refuses to take her to any of the 125,315 performances she attends. What a shitty mother. -
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Are we beginning a countdown to ‘Crois-sempic’ 🥐💉? -
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Jen twinning with Tinkerbell at her next RunDisney: 
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Separate Beds and No More Head, Dumpy Still a Trumpy, Bum Fills Her Up at the Sizzler. Pt. 33 - HRHCollection.
It's too bad this didn't happen when she was stuck on the freeway yesterday. She deserves an epidural-free delivery. Tearing. Hemorrhoids. The whole package. I hope she pees whenever she sneezes for the rest of her life. -
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She didn't live her life the way she wanted? So being permanently unemployed, solo Utah, solo Miraval, Go Wild, Allie Edwards was D**'s idea? Tiffany D, Elle & Blair, Tone It Up binder, breakfasts with Simple Abundance were D**'s idea, too? And the ribbon collection, wrapping station, grooming station and laundry sink in the shower?
About the credit card flex, D** provided those, too. I doubt any credit card company would give credit to a permanently unemployed girlfriend right out of college, fiance and new wife, so thanks for that, too, D**. -
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Commissioned croissant stickers??! Just when you think Jen could not be a bigger loser omg. -
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I hope she never visits my hometown.
I won’t be able to cope with her making Sydney look like shit 🤣 -
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You know, I’ve always enjoyed a good croissant but she rapidly making me hate them and it’s not even their fault. -
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Making croissants your entire brand and personality when you're rapidly becoming obese is not a good look. -
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This looks like a turd 
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