The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Two!muchstuff

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    The evidence:
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    Look at how Pat kept her jawline and neck well into her 80’s. Darlene lost hers years ago. And it’s never coming back. :lol:
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    Pat watching the eclipse. Darlene watching her fridge. Sounds about right. :lol: Pat in her retirement home has more varied activities than Darlene with her food haul can even dream about.
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    ,Eyedunno Happy Birthday, Eyedunno, Kayla’s sister and any other special birthday Bakers today.

    Where I am the eclipse was barely seen at all, as we were just on the perimeter of the path, but I did feel the difference with a sort of hazy gloom to the sky. If you didn’t know there was an eclipse you’d have thought it was just clouds. I envy the people fortunate enough to see it.

    Darlene is coming back already? What can she have to say now? She’s already gone through her meal plans and shown off her gangrenous hued nails. What can she have to talk about two days later.

    I’ll wait to read all your comments. It’ll be interesting to see if she’s wearing something other than the black top uniform.
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    Yes, Trixie27
    To me there was always a negative connotation to that expression, and it’s meant to ridicule someone’s perhaps pretentious effort. It’s not a compliment.

    On thing’s for sure, Darlene isn’t complimenting anyone.
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    Cynbad
    That’s so generous of you to say, Cynbad. Thank you. I agree with you on everyone’s posts as well, and yours are funny as well. Darlene basically offers herself up on her YouTube channel as a joke, between her attitude, her actions and her appearance there’s a lot of content for ridicule.

    Lately I find I can’t look at her, (her face is scary), listen to her (her voice is raspy and what she says is silly), or care much about her ridiculous antics (her absurd confidence about her fresh start is annoying considering what it is), so I’m just reading along.

    Darlene tapping her hideous thick yellow nails on her various notes while babbling on nonsensical gibberish about food plans is too much for me right now.

    For heaven’s sake, did she really say “artsy-fartsy” …. that’s Darlene for you. So elegant in her choice of vocabulary and manicures, lol.
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    CheapAssMustard
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    When Dar ended the video saying something like, "We'll see you soon," to whom was she referring? "We?" The dogs? The stuffed decor? The jumbo muffins she probably talks to?

    It must be the Royal “We”, CAM. Didn’t we call Darlene “Her Ladyship” at one point. Should have been “Her Royal Highness”.

    I have to hand it to you and everyone who picked up all the details in Darlene’s video. I stopped watching when she introduced the MDF bench again, and ff’d to the end. Interesting that she’s addressing all the points brought up here, as well as creating her new persona. But yes, we’ve certainly seen the opposite from Darlene with her sly whispery bedroom chats talking smack about her family and how “rough” having them around on holidays was.

    She’s still not very convincing now when she talks about this Easter weekend. Absolutely no real enthusiasm coming from her facial expressions. Darlene is not a good actress.
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    Another tedious Darlene apologia for her life. Her idea of a fresh start and new content is to keep reintroducing herself. Even the little people bench is reintroduced! In detail.

    Maybe this is how her channel will proceed now. A few food, shopping and groceries videos, then her life story again and again.

    I agree, Trixie. Idiotic.
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    QUOTE (CheapAssMustard @ 27/3/2024, 17:44) 
    I'm not sure what's happening, but I can't get my reply to go through to either name. Two!muchstuff gets me a "you're blocked" system message, and Twomuchstuff! gets me a "doesn't exist" system message. I recall we had this problem once before. Maybe try adding me to your friends list? Sometimes by just trying to see a person's profile, I've accidentally hit the "block" button.

    The one in bold is the correct name, CAM, and I see you on my friend list, and I’m on yours. Please try again. I’m beginning to worry now that something’s gone screwy with my account.

    Does Darlene have any hacking skills, lol.

    CheapAssMustard
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    CheapAssMustard
    Inbox cleared, CAM. Sorry about that.
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    Just in case Darlene wakes up and decides to edit her video title.
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    CheapAssMustard
    That DarShelly composite is hilariously hideous, CAM. Darlene had better not try to do anything surgical to her face because she might end up looking like that.

    SophiaPetrillo
    Lovely photos of Andrew, Sophia. He looks so engaged and happy, and he has lots of personality.
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    Bakers, I haven’t read the last few pages of posts or watched Darlene last couple of videos. I know you’re all right on target with your observations.

    So, what the shag what that concoction in Darlene’s witches brewing pot! F*#kghetti sauce, lol!
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    Darlene sure got riled up and angry telling that story about the woman who ate all the cookies. Yes, giving in to bad habits and lack of control that come with consequences is so unfair!

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    Chortle
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    She has more energy after a 2 lbs loss?? how is that possible lol well it is in DARS world 2 lbs to her is like i dunno 40lbs? crazy talk per usual. she has no shame this is the same crap she has been saying for yrs and its NOT working haha

    Lol, when she said she had more energy after losing two pounds I had to laugh. This from a woman who’s 300+ pounds. It’s fantasy on her part. But you’re right, to her the effort to lose two pounds is so great (having to cut back her calories and all) it may as well be forty. How she’s going to manage her 100 goal is a mystery.

    I didn’t realize that she’d gone shopping for decor toys again - stopped before that segment. Have to go back and watch that. From the screenshot of what she has in her cart, I can tell it’s going to be funny.

    Dear lord, did she really buy three heart-shaped pillows in three shades from red to palest pink? Is she fourteen!

    No, not even fourteen. Twelve.
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    Wait! Darlene faked a heart attack to get Steve to come home! Lol! That one escaped me. Well, talk about foreshadowing possibilities, except that when the real one occurs Steve may not be coming home.

    If Darlene has actually seen a doctor, been told about making changes and chooses to ignore the advice and insist that she knows best, then she’s on another level of delusion. If, as she claimed, the doctor said she wasn’t “too far gone” or whatever expression she used, it was probably more like “you have to do something now” scenario. She just can’t seem to make any real changes, and in fact, she just doubles down. She just doesn’t like to be told what she needs to do, and almost rebels.
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