The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by I Couldn't Resist

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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 8/27/2022, 10:20 AM) 
    Or MAYBE it just means that sometimes it looks like a piece of your ankle is missing or your arm looks freakishly long.

    PS Ms. Phi Beta Jen - judgment is spelled without the extra “e”.

    Sorry to be that guy–but both are valid spellings.
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    QUOTE (PrettyNeatGene @ 8/26/2022, 05:57 AM) 
    This answers the question about Gene’s feelings about Paula crusading for her in the comments.

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    Wow. Regardless of how one may feel about the original comment, this is just... weird. Random strangers piling on anyone who does anything other than lavish praise on Jen, while paying $5/month for the privilege.

    :5153:
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    I know it’s petty, but I wish she wouldn’t get what she wants just once. But nope. Shot in the ass with luck indeed.
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    Uh... I'm finally caught up and... There's not much to comment on.

    Except I was meeting people online (on irc... bonus points if you know what it is without looking it up) back in the 1990s. It worked out pretty well!

    Quartz. Longchamp.
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    I promise this is directly relevant to Jen.

    I support Juniperfoxx on Patreon. She has a number of wild animals that she cares for, and she just posted, both on her public IG and on Patreon, about her elderly opossum, Mushroom, who's developed mobility issues. She detailed some of it in the Patreon post, which I don't want to include in its entirety, but the highlights are:

    - she's been having issues for about two months
    - "...for the last month she has been on pain medication which seemed to help until this past week"
    - although the mobility issues have escalated over the past two days, she notes that Mushroom "does not seem to be in any pain and is eating, drinking, and using the restroom normally. She’s alert and reactive which is also a good sign." (I believe her unlike Jen because she seems to actually be attuned to her animals' needs)
    - she has an appointment with a top university hospital in the area scheduled already

    Despite her assessment that otherwise Mushroom is doing well, she's extremely concerned about her overall quality of life. I'll include the concluding paragraph in its full:

    "This is extra difficult considering that she is otherwise in excellent health and seems very cognitive. Normally when an animal is ready to move on this is not the case and it’s apparent that they are tired. I’m worried that once she’s assessed at [the university vet] that I’m going to have to make a very difficult decision."

    THIS, Jen. This is what you should have been doing for Winnie months ago. This OPOSSUM is getting better love and care than your supposedly-beloved "unburdened messenger of god."

    Jen sickens me. I tried watching her morning routine, and the moment we got to Winnie in the closet I was done. If any of you are paying her because you want easier access to the things that she posts, that's your choice–but remember that you're supporting someone who is being cruel to her dog and broadcasting it all on the internet, public and private. I've bookmarked our Poop Shovel's posts page (https://msg.forumcommunity.net/?act=Search...006908&c=638920), and I only have to look every couple of days to find and download the videos. Please, don't support Jen. I guarantee you that she sees each and every supporter as a silent nod of approval to everything and anything she does, which includes her decisions in her care of Winnie. Don't give her that.
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    QUOTE (Dolly_Girl @ 7/11/2022, 07:10 AM) 
    QUOTE (I Couldn't Resist @ 7/11/2022, 03:27 PM) 
    The spine says 2022, same on the inner cover.

    witl

    Yes, but we know she lies. She has yet to finish the One Little Word albums from a couple of years ago.

    I suppose, but it seems like a lot of trouble to go into for this particular lie. On the inside of the cover it also says 2022, and there are dates (6/20-6/26) on the first page. I think a simpler explanation is that she was probably avoiding doing something she needed to do (making actual Patreon content?), so instead she chose to spend several hours making a scrapbook about herself. Seems like a Jen thing to do. It's full of fiction, no doubt.

    witl2

    witl3
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    QUOTE (Dolly_Girl @ 7/11/2022, 05:50 AM) 
    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 7/10/2022, 09:55 PM) 
    So her days are so full she can barely close her album? WTF? Jen, show us the whole album. Dying to know what your really do all day :1485540604:

    It's probably a compilation from several years past of D'sITL.

    The spine says 2022, same on the inner cover.

    witl
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 5/24/2022, 07:46 AM)
    QUOTE (Start-the-fire @ 5/24/2022, 07:38 AM) 
    I wonder... if Jen had actually been infertile as she tried to pretend, would Don have left her? Would they have adopted? And then divorced? Or remained child free?

    My guess?

    I think Don wanted AN HEIR in the form of an official DKRIV, I don't think he would have considered an adopted child official enough (he is gross that way)

    I think if Jen could have controlled her inner shrew they would still be married

    I think if Jen had been infertile Don would have eventually tired of her awful personality and moved on anyway.

    Yes to the personality thing.

    I feel that Don would've warmed up to the idea of adoption if she were *truly* infertile. Although I suspect he might've advocated various options that would've given him a biological child (fertility treatments, egg donation, surrogacy-depending on what the issues were) before going that route.

    QUOTE (Uncontrollable Resentment @ 5/24/2022, 07:55 AM)
    I rewatched that pantry video and the stark contrast in her appearance shocked me. Especially her hair--it's still thin but it was SHINY. It looks atrocious now. She needs to stop using that Virtue stuff.

    I think her hair looked great around that time because Donny was only 3 months (?) and her post-pregnancy shedding hadn't kicked in yet. She had great hair by her standards when she was pregnant.
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    QUOTE (Ahoy Bespoke Poop Shovel @ 5/16/2022, 08:19 AM) 
    Five minutes of nothing, I'm sure. But I uploaded it anyway.

    SPOILER (click to view)
    Let's see how gray she is today.

    www.filemail.com/d/uunpihbsvssllgs

    I love your creative titles for these 🤣 Thank you for uploading as always!

    And this thread title is my new favorite. 😍
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    QUOTE (Friendlikejen @ 5/6/2022, 07:49 PM) 
    QUOTE (LateKate @ 7/5/2022, 03:34) 
    If you look closely at the arm and the t-shirt sleeve, it is the same t-shirt for both videos. She just threw on a vest for one of them. So much effort for her paid friends 🙄

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc10578303/...A55579EE7C.jpeg)

    I assumed she filmed both videos the same day. Are youtubers expected to have a wardrobe change if they film 2 videos in a day?
    That would have never occurred to me, especially considering the type of videos Jen does. Good thing I don’t want to be a YouTuber :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    I used to watch a small-ish channel (around 90k subscribers) and the girl vlogged in addition to sit-down videos, and she definitely changed her shirt and hairstyle between recording multiple videos in one day. It wasn't anything elaborate, she'd go from a ponytail to bun or her hair down or something. But she definitely made an effort to not look the same.

    Jen never did this, but maybe she read somewhere that it's a good idea now that she's got paying customers? She always half-asses everything though. Like, how hard is it to put on a different shirt and pull your hair back? Throwing on that vest is literally the bare minimum so I'm almost tempted to believe she just got cold and put it on to warm up.

    QUOTE (sotheresthat @ 5/6/2022, 09:35 PM) 
    What/where is that "Important" screenshot from?

    Her Patreon. She got overly dramatic about one of her patrons coming to her with a story about someone from the Bakery somehow PMing her (the patron) after screenshots of some comments were posted here with the commenters' names unobscured. It wasn't particularly believable, but Jen cried, made it all about herself, and told them to protect themselves by changing their display names. It all seemed very manufactured, honestly. I'm sure someone can provide a better summary!
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    Can we put this on the first page of every Jen thread forever please? ⬇️

    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 5/6/2022, 04:39 PM) 
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    Read that again, Jen.
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    QUOTE (Lenore @ 5/6/2022, 07:48 AM) 
    I could never leave a pet behind that was suffering. When my cat Henry was having constipation issues due to his age and breed, I never spent a day away from him. I would take him to the animal er and the vet as well (they were backed up and saw him when they could). We did get his issue fixed and he was doing well but lost his life due to a neighbor's dog mauling him (I was working and someone let him out and did not close the fence or keep an eye on him).

    I'm so sorry about what happened to your cat. And I absolutely agree. Once pets are past a certain age/have health issues, we would never leave them to travel. Jen is absolutely heartless, regardless of whether she left Winnie with someone or took her along on the trip, but I think it's the former.
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 6/5/2022, 15:49) 
    🎼 HereComesTheBride,Jen’sGoneToHide

    THIS!!
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 5/5/2022, 11:09 AM)
    I agree mostly.

    But I still think divorce was all him. I think she pushed for the trial separation in the basement and he agreed.

    And he wised up, got an apartment and ran for the sunset while she was in Oregon. And she never saw it coming.

    That being said, he’s a coward for going along with waiting for Charlotte to ask where Daddy sleeps. That is the biggest douchebag horrible parent decision ever, no matter how miserable your wife makes you.

    ETA: I think that scheme was conceived by her because she was too blindsided by him leaving that she could barely function much less parent. So she ignored her kids’ needs to focus on her own because she’s a sociopath

    So something occurred to me about the Charlotte "where does daddy sleep?" situation. We only have Jen's word for it. Don isn't going to watch her videos to fact-check them. Charlotte certainly isn't going to contradict her. For all we know, Don actually talked to CC, with or without Jen, and that was the dumb story Jen spun us because that's what SHE thought was best. She lies about so many things, why not this?

    QUOTE (Jens George Washington Curls @ 5/5/2022, 01:58 PM)
    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 5/5/2022, 21:49) 
    The Tinder bio was so specific and weird, so I'm definitely side eyeing. Polyamorous 420 friendly. And then Tensleigh ended up being a ganga girl...

    And the photo of D** in the marital bed...

    :sick: That photo specifically was so gross. Especially to go from the first normal photo to then being accosted with that. And don’t forget the chest hair analysis that went on for days.
    I do enjoy the fact that if you search his name, it’s one of the first photos that shows up. I would never live down the shame.

    I have never had a Tinder profile, but since it's a hook-up app, how do we know it's not typical to include a more revealing second pic and some preferences for the things one might enjoy? It seems like a lot of trouble to have to talk to everyone whose face you like only to find out they do strict missionary in the dark. #sorrynotsorry
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 5/5/2022, 10:13 AM) 
    QUOTE (I Couldn't Resist @ 5/5/2022, 11:55 AM) 
    Fair enough. I never noticed. FWIW, I've never encountered business class domestically in the US, at least on the airlines we fly. It's first, some sort of economy "comfort" class with extra leg room, and then regular economy. Do you have an example pic? I'm gonna try scrolling back through her IG to see if I can find a plane picture from back then.

    Some airlines have business class on transcontinental flights, such as JFK-LAX or JFK to SFO.

    That would explain why I haven't encountered them, I can't remember the last time I went to NYC. :) Most of my longer flights are west coast to ORD/MDW.
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