The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by I Couldn't Resist

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    QUOTE (ConfusedLikeJen @ 10/2/2021, 10:22 AM)
    As an aside. Something I am curious about.

    On anyone's IG stories there are the emoticons you can click on.
    Does the person see how many likes/laughs/annoyed faces he/she gets?

    Anyone know?

    Those aren't stats, they are sent to the poster back as a direct message, a screenshot of the story in question with the emoticon overlaid on it. So not only do they know they get an emoji, they know who sent it and can reply.
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    Every time I go to download Jen's IG stories, this is me typing her username:

    pret... [backspace backspace backspace]
    with... [backspace backspace backspace]
    sharewithwonder

    Great rebrand, Jen.

    :thumbs-up:

    Edited by I Couldn't Resist - 9/30/2021, 02:39 PM
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    I still haven't watched, but there was a comment on the video that the paddleboard part had loud music and they could barely hear her talking.

    My conspiracy theory hindbrain immediately wondered if maybe Winnie was whimpering and she wanted to make sure she covered that up. I know. I'll see myself out. But I really do just basically think the worst of her by default at this point.

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    Oh, and Jen–there are no mean comments on the YT video. When you respond to comments nobody else can see without mentioning the fact that you're not letting those comments through, you kinda sound like a lunatic. [Edit before posting: I see she added a slide to address this, at least that's something...] There are a couple of somewhat critical comments but they're basically all walking on eggshells around you at this point.

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    I still haven't watched because once I saw that thumbnail with Winnie on the paddle board I knew I'd be furious. So I think you all pretty much said everything I would have.

    Reading the comments here gave me a "Weapon of Choice" earworm though, and I'm not mad.



    Oh, and someone already pointed out, I 100% think she's doing this camping thing to prove that the life of leisure and luxury she lived before wasn't her idea and this is the real Jen and she *grits teeth* just loves it so much! She's free and so happy goddamn it! So I'm not sure she's ever going to give it up, unfortunately. Stupid bitch idiot.

    P.S. She looks like an idiot staring dreamily into the distance in that IG pic. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Edited by I Couldn't Resist - 9/29/2021, 05:26 PM
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    Oh lord. Target now has a collection of Morgan Harper Nichols (one of Jen's shitquote writers of choice on IG) wall art. What do we think? Will Jen finally decorate her house now that she can do it with shitquotes? Or will she only get one or two for her bedroom?

    https://www.target.com/p/morgan-harper-nic...397#lnk=sametab
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    QUOTE (SyntheticThong @ 9/28/2021, 05:44 AM) 
    Umm no Jen she is running away from you!

    I don't know if I'm imagining it, but I think Winnie's actually been clean (and possibly has shorter hair? likely imagining that one) the last couple of times she posted stories of her!
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 9/27/2021, 10:50 AM) 
    yes. and one large bunion 🦶

    Doesn't she have a second, medium-sized bunion?

    Gah, I can't believe she still hasn't gotten those fixed. She's a total nutcase.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 9/27/2021, 10:27 AM) 
    that's exactly what she does. everything on her is painfully average too. except her small head

    And that one big eye 👁
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    Speaking of remembering Jen's height... anyone remember when a viewer sent her and Don shoes? She opened them in a vlog, I think, and was so puzzled that the person knew exactly what sizes to get! I mean, she only mentioned or showed the sizes every time she bought or showed shoes. That's what she probably means by creepy stalkers. She tells them things and THEY REMEMBER, HOW DARE THEY.

    🙄
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    QUOTE (Chef Elzar @ 9/26/2021, 03:08 PM) 
    I always felt/feel sorry for CC. She's a pretty little girl but her mum doesn't really seem to pay much attention to her. I hope her new step-mum spoils the crap out of her!

    That's got to be a tough balancing act for Tens. Make her step-kids feel loved but don't do it in a way that makes her own resent their new brother and sister. It's a good thing they're getting help (no snark from me, especially with that huge house in the mix). Hell, they may even benefit from a family therapist to help them navigate this (is that a thing? it should a thing). It's a lot to handle, especially if they end up having another kid! I really hope they can pull it off.
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    She's 5'4" or so (same as me). I'm pretty sure it fits her normally. This is another "I'm petite" delusion. Her torso might be a tiny bit short and it will show in certain cuts of dresses, but I'm not seeing it here.
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 9/24/2021, 07:54 PM) 
    QUOTE (LyingLiarWhoLies @ 9/24/2021, 09:31 PM) 
    She was eating tons and tons of sugar constantly and saying she didn’t.

    Maybe it was just another example of Jen using semantics to say one thing but mean another. Like when she said, "I don't eat sugar" she probably thought she technically wasn't lying because she meant she didn't literally eat spoonfuls of granulated sugar out of the sugar bowl. She probably rationalized that eating things that are "made with lots of sugar in them" isn't the same at all. That would be classic Jen lying logic.

    I think she tried to explain it in one of her earlier vlogs. She said something like that she meant no treats. That she had too many of those on vacation (cookies, cupcakes, desserts in restaurants), but she wasn't necessarily changing how she ate at home, she'd still drink her tea with honey etc. It made no sense to me honestly. It didn't even work out to avoiding refined sugar... there was still a lot of sugar, just maybe slightly less over the top than her usual. No hourly special treats.

    I'm going to see if I can find the video. It had to be in 2012-2013.
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    BinThereRebrandedThat I never know what to say that can possibly help, but you’ve got a lot of people rooting for you here, and sending good vibes and prayers your way. Wishing you strength and healing.

    :6792:
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 24/9/2021, 14:54) 
    What I really want to know is if they even still call each other Melissa now that she’s gone? That seems like a silly inside joke that would have worn off years ago if not for Jen inserting herself into it.

    I suspect it was a Suzanne and Julie thing, and they probably cringe if they accidentally do it now because it reminds them of Jen.
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    So one point about the food on this trip that I haven't seen brought up. The first night, she had the "whatever that is," aka trout, which according to her menu (yup, I rewound and paused like the creepy stalker that I am) came with whipped potatoes. It looked like she got them (they were under the trout). Don't those usually have... dairy? 🤔 So many questions, so many possible defensive nose-flaring answers.
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