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| She's just pissed that she's a stay at home mom and her kids have to stay home with her.
She took the housewife thing literally - I'm a wife who stays in the house. I don't cook or clean, I'm just here.
Now the stay at home mom - I'm a mom who stays home. Who cares what the kids do, this is about me and my identity as a mom and my lack of effort to do anything but stay inside this home. |
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| I've been trying not to engage and just casually read about this dumbass lately but today sent me over the edge. How fucking hard is it to say, I've been having a tough time with some personal things so my posting may be sporadic for a bit? That's it, done, not all this wah wah I must take up 10 stories to use flowery ass language for maximum sympathy and intrigue that my minions think the weight of the world is on my shoulders when I really just stubbed my bunion during werq.
Also, way to let your wobbly crotch goblin teeter on the edge of a stone pond you fucking moron.
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| | I about dropped my phone in exasperation at what today's video is. Are you kidding? It's like she can't get anymore boring and then she does. What's next, another video all about her claundry? |
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| I registered this morning for the Wine & Dine too, I might get my first real Jen in the wild sighting  |
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| Going to comment as I watch because the boss is away and I'm bored...
-Hi I'm Jen, I'm getting divorced! Nice intro.
-No specifics on why, their finances, their parenting, etc. In my opinion, that just proves something went down or he initiated it.
-She's going to start a new life with the kids in a new house but not "immediately".
-Still going to Disney next month. She always goes on about how CC is constantly talking about going back to Disney World as if that hasn't been shoved down her throat by Jen every single day.
-Still visiting Utah. No talk of who will be in either of these places...
-No one cares about your yoga "practice".
-Jen doesn't strike me as someone who would watch Grace and Frankie... I wonder who she single white femaled to get into that.
-She'll vlog herself doing her "own thang" when the kids aren't around.
-what the fuck is a "cheese and cracker experience" why can't she just speak like a normal person?
-She has some serious balls to act as though she has any life experience from her 20s and that decade is for exploring your interest and seeing what you wanted to do and that's how she found organizing. Meanwhile she had zero responsibilities and nothing but time to "explore her interests" by buying every available product related to a hobby (see: craft room full of yarn, card making supplies, etc) and then abandoning it. Guess what Jen, most people don't have that LUXURY. that's not reality. AT ALL. god I fucking hate her.
-Don is doing really well, they're amicable, etc. Whatever.
-Don moved out and then they waited for CC to bring it up herself. I don't know what I think of that... but I do think that basically saying some mommies and daddies live in the same house and some live in different houses but they love them just as much is nice.
-They have a full year plan to transition the kids to their new parenting routine... uh.. k.
-She's going to work on the office this month... sure jan.
-Will you be dating soon? NO.
-She plans to run Wine and Dine this year (I'm running it, I might get an irl Jen sighting)
-Jen suddenly has a "bestie" who is her "rock". Laken?
-I'm zoning out, this is so boring... |
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| | She talks about these daily ups and downs as if that isn't just life. |
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| | the way she talks about it makes it seem like she thinks the second there isn't a ring on that finger guys will be hounding her constantly. hunny, you aren't a catch. |
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| | EW what the fuck is the intro? THAT WASN'T CUTE IT WAS GROSS, EDIT YOU DUMB BITCH. |
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| | I'm not sure how to feel about her seeing something in a child size in a window display and instead of thinking, that would be so cute for Charlotte! she goes in and asks for it in her own size... Oh that's right, that she's a selfish twatsicle. |
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| | I'll take the DVC and her gym equipment. |
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| QUOTE (snarky user name here @ 1/24/2020, 05:33 PM) 21:03: I've been struggling a lot for years really with feeling like I am not (blank )enough for the people I love. Fill in the blank. Maybe good is the best general adjectives there. so I spent so much time and energy bending and molding myself to what I perceived they needed / wanted me to be. But I've come to the
(sometimes painful) realization in recent years that doing so does not guarantee me their love and support, or even their happiness. I am realizing I need to choose me and let myself just be and that will be better.
That's a genuine and real thing that happens and a thoughtful take on it... therefore, I do not believe it has come from within her and is something she read in a book or heard someone else say and is simply regurgitating it in her lilting whispy bullshit way. |
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| Thoughts as I'm watching the video...
She said "big life shifts" and for a second I thought she said "big life shit" and was like, wow, Jen being authentic for once? Nah.
"I'm an organizer, that's what I do." Girl you need to let that go.
I will never ever ever understand "chronicling" every single fucking day of your boring ass life.
She isn't going out to get a job, she's going to "produce content" and take money from her creepy fans through Patreon or Memberships. Girrrrrrrrl. Oh my goooooood. Baaaahahahahaha.
Her 2020 word is breathe... it's been calling to her. I mean, at least she literally means breathe in a fitness sort of way and physically breathing easier instead of a ~just breathe~ OH, just kidding, she ruined it by saying she has been holding her breath for a year...
She didn't fulfill her nurture word... because she had a newborn... isn't that what nurturing is? Of course not, she meant nurture herfuckingself.
She is definitely staying in the house, talking about making it her "safe harbor" and "sanctuary".
"Communing with God" is killing me for some reason. Just get a devotional for divorced women and shush.
She is SO full of shit talking about these tiny treasure moments of magic celebrating little things or whatever she's calling it. I do not believe it. Some of the stuff she waxes poetic about are just words she thinks sound important but it's so inauthentic. She is trying to force herself into these inspiration quotes. Great big phony.
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| I went back to watch her first Disney race and they're in the aquarium in Epcot and this exchange is killing me considering current circumstances:
Don: Seahorses mate for life.
Jen: Is that one dead?
I also just realized that this is the Tosh video. God what a mess their lives have always been. |
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| | financially she will be completely fine, lest we forget her sizable "nest egg" she had just for herself. |
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| | This announcement also goes a long way to explain the depression pit that is her "office". |
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