The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by TuesdayErrands

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    QUOTE (TheyCallMeBigBerthaGene @ 17/5/2022, 00:35) 
    My hope for George Glass is he’s a younger guy that out Jens-Jen. Take her money! Never sleep with her! Our pace her at the Disney Race she paid for both of you to run in!!!! That’s what I want.

    Oh this is a good one. That would be a great addition to the storyline. 🔮
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    She’s documenting her kids from a safe distance as they play, just like a wildlife photographer. I see that not much has changed since the weighing and measuring days of their infancy. ClinicalLikeJen.

    We should be careful about manifesting George Glass. Don’t forget that the Bakery has power…The manifestation of Tens turned out better than any of us could have expected. 🔮 Let’s not be reckless now - are we really sure we want to subject another man to this gray vortex? It took Don over a decade to finally wake up!
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 15/5/2022, 19:43) 
    Is it Topless Sunday on Peleton ????

    :scared-smiley-emoticon:

    I actually checked to see if Peloton sells a tube top. (Not yet.) :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 15/5/2022, 01:38) 
    Where is she off to this time by herself?

    Let’s make our predictions now. I agree with the Baker who said she’s probably going somewhere with Jill. Maybe a belated Mother’s Day celebration at the theater? It’s their family culture, after all.

    Plus she only seems to make an effort to pull herself together for her mom. Jill’s bound to say something critical otherwise!
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 15/5/2022, 01:17) 
    QUOTE (TuesdayErrands @ 15/5/2022, 01:07) 
    I think this is going to be another style controversy. Except it’s going go be Jen this time, not Tens. It’s a low bar if we’re going to applaud the fact that the dress fits. :XD: (Yes, I know.) Am I still at the Bakery?

    She’s wearing a granny dress at 39.

    If she wore a Tensleigh dress I’d give her the same shit: you’re a mom of 2 pushing 40. The difference is that Tens has the body for all her form fitting stuff. Jen doesn’t.

    Plus there’s the fact that Tens doesn’t look like she’s given up on enjoying life. I don’t think a woman needs to dress more demurely once she reaches a certain age. If that’s her choice, great. But most of us are likely to live for several decades past 40. No need to throw in the towel just yet! (Especially if you’re Jen.)

    Edited to add this disclaimer for the Bakery: Of course everyone is free to make their own choices! Wear whatever makes you happy.

    Edited by TuesdayErrands - 5/14/2022, 07:32 PM
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    I think this is going to be another style controversy. Except it’s going go be Jen this time, not Tens. It’s a low bar if we’re going to applaud the fact that the dress fits. :XD: (Yes, I know.) Am I still at the Bakery?

    She’s wearing a granny dress at 39.

    Edited by TuesdayErrands - 5/14/2022, 07:09 PM
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    Is Jen trying to get her sycophants to tell her than she doesn’t look like a granny? I don’t know why so-called style experts keep telling pear-shaped women that an A-line style is the most flattering. It’s not - a flared skirt only accentuates that area. Plus it draws the eye downward to the calves and feet.

    Jen, I know you’re reading here. Take my advice: No more flared skirts. They’re dated and unflattering, and that makes you look older.
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    Jen’s completely lost without Don and the Rosses. Her parasocial relationships with Peloton instructors seem to be an attempt to fill up her empty hours. She’s constantly playing those workouts so she won’t have to be alone with her thoughts.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 14/5/2022, 00:32) 
    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 14/5/2022, 00:17) 
    Jen marking her territory all over the Rosses vacation house, announcing it was her heart home, and would always be welcome there is one of the most hilariously obtuse things Jen has ever done/said.

    I hope Suze & Tens tossed all her pantry baskets and reclaimed that space.

    Anyone who hasn’t seen Jen’s Utah pantry organization video should go and watch it now. (It’s still available on her With Wonder channel.) Jen was so smug and snobby, looking down her nose at the wooden shelves in the pantry. She clearly was itching to install some Elfa wire shelves, because we all know those are superior to all others. :rolleyes: The nerve of this woman to have such an attitude in her in-laws’ house. Jen really thought she was the most important person in the Ross family. So much schadenfreude…
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    That yoga pic from the Utah house makes me cringe with secondhand embarrassment, but mainly for her complete obliviousness. It reminds me of that weird and awkward Ross family vacation of 2020. I can imagine Jen smugly posting IG stories from the Utah house while Don was texting Tens the whole time, and Suzanne side-eyeing at Poopsie behind Jen’s back. Just a year later, Tens was there as Mrs Ross.
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    I don’t think Jen knows much about her children’s lives at all. If what the Bakery suspects about the custody arrangement is true, C and D spend the majority of their time away from their mother. Whenever they’re with her, she’s finding ways to avoid spending time with them. They’re still so young, but it’s already as though they’re independent teenagers in Jen’s mind. She’s always been detached from others, and now it seems like she’s given herself permission to distance herself from her children as well.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 12/5/2022, 21:25) 
    QUOTE (TuesdayErrands @ 12/5/2022, 21:24) 
    Jen turned off the comments on her Mother’s Day IG post. Unless I’m missing something, these particular comments on Facebook aren’t auto-posting from IG.

    Comments don’t cross post. But you have the option to post the same picture/caption simultaneously to IG & FB since Meta owns them both.

    Oh, I see. I thought people were saying the comments were somehow cross posting, but they are referring to Jen’s photo uploads. However the Bakers they’re responding to are talking about the comments not being deleted. That’s a whole separate issue. It can only be explained by Jen’s neglect of her comment monitoring duties. :lol:
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 12/5/2022, 20:58) 
    QUOTE (WhiteChristmasIsMyFavoriteMovie @ 12/5/2022, 20:21) 
    I find it interesting how Jen is leaving newer comments on the Facebook page. Where they mention D’s wedding

    For the umpteenth time- her IG posts are set to post ion FB at same time
    She’s such a lousy Social Media person, she does not realize that
    :smoking-smiley-face:

    She has not liked FB comments in months
    So has no clue they are there

    Jen turned off the comments on her Mother’s Day IG post. Unless I’m missing something, these particular comments on Facebook aren’t auto-posting from IG. People are probably just taking the opportunity to comment on FB because they can’t do that on IG.

    Edited by TuesdayErrands - 5/12/2022, 03:25 PM
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    QUOTE (wallowinginsorrow @ 12/5/2022, 20:37) 
    A little "birdie" posted big day makeup in her stories.

    “Hair by Jen.” :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
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    Hello to Tens and her besties! Glad you could join us. Pull up a chair and grab a muffin.

    I’m not at all surprised that they read here. I think we all kind of suspected that was happening anyway. I can’t say I blame them for lurking here. If I was in that situation, I think my curiosity would get the better of me too. I can’t imagine being connected to Jen in any way, and having access to years of online documentation of her oversharing absolutely everything, plus snark boards dissecting it all.

    This is just the first time in all those years that Jen has actually been connected to a non-family social circle, if only tangentially. It’s hard to believe, but all it took was for Don to finally leave her and re-marry someone who isn’t a Ross parasite.
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