The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by seabassJr

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    I feel so satisfied. Like I’ve just eaten a delicious steak and potatoes. Jen narrating through her hoard brings me so much joy. Please, please, please do the basement next.
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    I think Jen is accidentally correct in that Don ditching her did further her body acceptance. She runs off negative emotion. His adoration didn’t help her, she couldn’t find her inner strength on her own when she was with him, but she COULD find it when she was it was all a big F you to him (and his choice of Tens and her over the top bod).
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    Getting off heroin and going to a respectable job five days a week is almost unheard of. So I’m more than willing to give her credit.

    But it almost gives her less of an excuse to smoke weed and cigarettes indoors around her kid, along with feeding him junk and swearing constantly. Her head should be clear enough to understand her behavior is unacceptable.
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    Good point about it possibly being another Rhine situation. Maybe these dudes stay married to exes to get out of having to commit to the next woman they’re sponging off - sorry babe, but no cash to pay a lawyer….
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    QUOTE (LucyFrugal @ 22/7/2023, 01:17) 
    I wish someone would call her out on the hormone reset diet thing.

    Does anyone else find it so bizarre that she wears her gigantic watch, two bracelets, and her multiple ring wedding set to the beach? Doesn't everything just get covered in sunscreen and sand? I don't wear any jewelry to the beach except maybe some stud earrings, I'm also scared of losing it.

    Oh dear…that outfit is almost a parody. Very Meghan Markle circa 2015.
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    Stay tuned….I’ll bet she’ll do that 14er after Anna threw down the gauntlet.
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    QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 19/7/2023, 23:56) 
    I just about died of embarrassment when she pulled out the new cuddle gonk thing. At least pretend it's for your kids! The scummy old thruple tub was nothing to get excited by. I can't believe she picked to stay in a shared house! It can only be a desire to copy Kara and Nate that made her do that. No one is using those shared slippers.... right? :sick: She seemed put out that the other woman did a much bigger trek than her little baby trail wander.

    Historic castles/homes in Germany often make you change into very similar slippers before the tours to keep your shoes from damaging the floors. When I saw that rack of slippers, I was wondering if it was a subtle request to change into them given the beautiful historic hardwood floors. Even with socks, I reaaally wouldn’t want to - imagine your poor feet in post-Gene slippers!
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    I wonder if Jen is mad at the hiker for not tracking her down to express her undying gratitude?

    The search and rescue guy gave Jen the thumb’s up and cut her loose instead of letting her exchange tears and hugs.

    Jen’s probably been checking her mail daily for a thank you card in watercolor and a hiking themed pottery mug by Sven.
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    QUOTE (RogerSterling @ 19/7/2023, 03:41) 
    I feel like it's been glossed over that one of her children is fathered by her OWN father??? No wonder she's a basket case.

    What?! Where does she say this? I thought her father had adopted one of her children after she was deemed unfit.
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    And Daryl doesn’t stay with her for the kid, he stays for the house, money, and food that comes with the kid.
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    I really need to stop watching and enabling these losers with views. Then way they are confusing that poor dog (that appears to be at least part pitbull) is horrifying. Giving it orders to attack each other. Then letting that child hit the dog. You can see the confusion in its poor eyes. They are asking for something awful to happen.

    Edited by seabassJr - 7/18/2023, 06:34 PM
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 19/7/2023, 00:01) 
    She brings a pic of Winnie and her hair on all her travels, she commissions a special portrait to hang in the house…

    Nice try, Jenny.

    Time for you to be reminded that you were away from Winnie in her last moments more than you were home with her and you refused to give her the care and relief that she deserved.

    She disgusts me. So fucking fake. It’s sickening.

    She really hated Winnie in her final year and the obligations it (should have) put on her. Jen can’t stand any sort of responsibility counter to her immediate desires. She’s reveling in being able to love her again in photo-in-a-plastic-bag form.
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    QUOTE (Blue-tah @ 18/7/2023, 23:06) 
    Right under the at least five paper lanterns from Christkindlmarkt.
    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 7/18/2023, 02:59 PM) 
    She got offended when people thought the IG photo of Winnie and the rainbow meant that Winnie had passed, when she hadn't yet....but now that Winnie has passed, she's carrying around that photo and paying over $100 to get a painting of it made. Out of all the Winnie photos she has taken through the years (soon to be memorialized in an epic slideshow!), she chooses the one when Winnie was near death.

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12033510/...0718_132737.jpg)

    Fixed it for you. She’s bought several over the past decade, each time saying how she’s going to hang them in her office.
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    I don’t know if they’re that far apart in looks. If we’re allowed to envision him cleaned up and without the raggedy tats, the same should apply to her.

    She’s got pretty eyes and good bone structure. The nastiest parts of her is her head-to-toe greasiness, sloppy tattoos, and cakey makeup. Imagine her with lighter makeup and clean, professionally styled hair (her natural curls would take beautifully to beach waves) and professionally colored in an ash brown (the home dye is giving her completely flat color and the black is painfully aging). She really isn’t horribly overweight - it’s the prancing around in underwear that makes her look so bad. Give her a breezy white top that fits with flowy lounge pants, and clean sneakers. I think she’d clean up okay.

    Of course they both need personality transplants which is a much bigger ask.
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    Call to Mods:
    Should these disasters be under S-Z?
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