The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by PowderRoomCandy

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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 12/4/2024, 02:30) 
    PowderRoomCandy I just rewatched but somehow missed it. Don does correct her pronunciation of Swarovski, and she tries to hide her Mulberry purchase from us viewers- but there is an eleventh-hour reveal of the satchel.

    I don't think it is possible to watch Jen without zoning out for significant portions--that's my excuse.

    Or did they travel to SF some other time??

    I had to go way back in the archives to find this. It starts around 8:10.

    https://rumble.com/vkni4g-vlogust-2012-day...2012-08-04.html

    And here was my super professional analysis of it.

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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 12/4/2024, 00:48) 
    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 4/11/2024, 09:18 PM) 
    She definitely did. That's where the groundhog day interaction involving Longchamp/iowncare happened, right?

    I thought Longchamp was in NYC?? Anyway, this is the first of a 5 parter about the SF trip


    https://rumble.com/vknhv7-vlogust-2012-day...2012-08-02.html

    The same interaction happened on two different trips as they walked by two different Longchamp stores. Groundhog Day life like Jen.
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    QUOTE (ifyourenotfamiliar @ 11/4/2024, 21:12) 
    Didn't she also go to SF with D**?

    She definitely did. That's where the groundhog day interaction involving Longchamp/iowncare happened, right?
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    I'm just glad we don't have smellovision because she always looks like she smells now. The thought of her unwashed scalp and drip dried undercarriage locked up tight in the Fartrunner with no airflow actually makes me want to gag.
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    Forgive my OT question, but this thread has the most knowledgeable bakers...

    What are your favorite restaurants in Chicago? We're going on a little getaway and I'd love input on food. Hotel and activities are already set, just working on the meals now and there's so many good options! We're going to be all over the area sightseeing so really any place you love is worth looking into.

    Please message me so we don't clog Jen's riveting thread.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 10/4/2024, 17:39) 
    Tromping around with croissant crumbs on her face and a hydration pack. She is a toddler.

    AM

    I zoomed in on that and I instantly regretted it. She looks like a piece of old petrified fruit. I just threw away some old lemons that had a uncanny resemblance.

    QUOTE (Agressive Brusher @ 10/4/2024, 18:38) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 10/4/2024, 17:39) 
    Tromping around with croissant crumbs on her face and a hydration pack. She is a toddler.

    AM

    Do yourself a favor and don’t zoom in on this picture.

    Too late for me unfortunately. Save yourselves from our fate.

    Paging the woof picture generator!
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    QUOTE (ID**’tEatSugar @ 7/4/2024, 20:26) 
    Going back to the last thread, PowderRoomCandy said she thought she remembered D & T taking the kids on a cruise first. I remember the same thing. Was I dreaming? Do PRC and I share the same dreams?

    The poop candy has ruined our brains.
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    And all cruise lines make guests feel special. That's part of the cruise experience and a way the employees get extra (well deserved) tips. She's been on one cruise line obsessively so she has nothing to compare it to. She could be cruising different lines every time she's free of babysitting duties instead of walking around alone eating croissants. She's doing rich lady all wrong.
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    Am I misremembering or did the kids go on a Disney cruise with the real Ross fam? Wasn't that why she booked the first one, to do it before they did? Did I hallucinate that? If so, they are all gold.
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    Filling Her Saddlebags with Overpriced Scones While Her Meal Tickets Play on a Ship All Alone

    #neglectfulparentlikeJen


    Hey D** and Tens, that's some useful footage for showcasing child endangerment, in case you ever need it.
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    Food is her only friend and her main source of comfort. Such a sad life.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 2/4/2024, 03:49) 
    what did everyone have for dinner?

    Impossible burger because I'm actually plant based unlike Jen. That was 4 or so personalities ago for her I suppose.
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    Today is a day to enjoy pastel colored candy from open bunny themed candy dishes located in the bathroom of people with questionable hygiene. Hop on over and grab a handful.
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    Remember when Jen was a self-proclaimed rule follower? Wearing her wedding band while D** was working on her upgrade. Now she's all about the prohibited rubber ducks. The shock! I hope she gets a scolding from The Mouse.

    It is funny that she's so far behind on that ducking trend that it's been banned because it got so out of hand. PerpetuallyBehindtheCurveLikeUncoolJen.
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 29/3/2024, 20:30) 
    She says there's room to put things under the beds if she needs to. I've never been on a cruise, but I am horrified at the thought of putting things under what's essentially a hotel bed. You can't tell me they clean under there all that often.

    She also lets her kids put their toys in the drawers.

    It makes my skin crawl.

    They actually do leave a large open space under the bed for luggage storage. There's not a ton of space in those cabins so it helps keep the floor clear, especially if you pack a metric fuck-ton like Jen. Jen does love to unpack all her shit and move into a hotel room like she lives there, which is super ick to me.

    I'd love to hear her butcher some of the funny pronunciations of places in New England. Worcester, Peabody, Concord, Woburn. They aren't pronounced how you think and it's a trip.
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