The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by worldsokayestmom

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    I have chronic illness that has me hospitalized, sometimes for months at a time, and have still never been THAT greasy.

    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 4/3/2024, 22:18) 
    My mom is in her 80's, has very poor balance, and I still go over to wash her hair 2x a week because she asks me to. She doesn't get sweaty or dirty. She just likes to be clean.
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    This is the only thing we’ve witnessed bloom.GMP_U2F2ZUdIMDE

    and, boy, HAS IT

    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 3/3/2024, 20:21) 
    witness the energy bloom


    sorry for an abundance of #GrossJenGIFs but WHYYYYYYY does she ALWAYS have to do this toothless mouth/pressed lips/underbite/CHIN move??!? ewwww

    GMP_U2F2ZUdIMDE-17095350252294
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    Oh man, now I need a 7439th watch of that one.

    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 2/3/2024, 00:21) 
    Jeff’s tarot card reading is the most accurate reading she will ever get and she didn’t have to pay $175 for it 🤣


    Edited by worldsokayestmom - 3/2/2024, 05:08 AM
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    #ShareALittleMagicEveryday

    she is REALLY leaning into that (over)sharing (phase).
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    REvision boards…just doing what she does best. Lying like a lying liar who lies.

    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 1/3/2024, 19:24) 
    She shouldn't call them vision boards. She should call them memory boards.
    Vision boards are meant to give inspiration for the future year or how ever long you choose.


    Her whole life is one big P.D. (“that stands for personal day”🙄)

    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 1/3/2024, 19:34) 
    We know Jen is all about Jen, but it hit me today that she literally is ALL ABOUT JEN. Her hobbies... things that most people do for joy and escape, or produce something to bring joy to others (knitting, flower arranging, baking, running for a charity....I could go on) she does all for herself.


    Exercise... various types 3 hours a day by herself in her basement with the occasional run outside in a clown outfit. Runs (wogs) in races only at a place she can indulge herself and display tacky medals while wearing tacky spirit jerseys.

    Hobbies...memory keeping and journaling about herself. Sure she's got kid stuff but it's all geared around her feelings and her perspective and thoughts. Endless journals about her endless self absorbed journeys

    Cooking...LOLOLOL...when she does, it's about her, what she wants, and mostly baking all the sweet treats with the kids so she can indulge.

    Travel...her,her,her even when traveling with the kids...it's always cruises so she can drop the kids and have some ME time.

    I have never ever encountered anyone who is so about themselves literally 24/7. I think I stick around because it's so mind boggling.
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    I tried on that “they’re home” date, too!😂

    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 1/3/2024, 18:38) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 3/1/2024, 08:38 AM) 
    "they're home"

    Not me going frame-by-frame trying to decipher the date on that one.

    The next date (her "solar return" reading :eyeroll:) is 1-28ish, so maybe "they're home" was 1-22. We knew he had them 1-17--did they spend two weekends at RM3?

    First off, your house isn't "home", Jen. They have two homes. What was that about respect towards your ex again?

    Second, that's a lot of alleged relief when staying home with them was the longest weeks of your life, and you seem to have no concern about sending them back to Don, who, for years, you have implied is abusive, and recently had to remove himself from his life for...reasons.

    She must be such a PITA to deal with.
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    I saved the sticker book for the weak flip-through, but it’s not letting me upload it here.

    still looking, not a lot to see…but apparently she had an “interesting solar return reading with Tara…”
    *i think it says return? her handwriting is such shit, but I googled and apparently that’s a thing, and it would track with her just having a bday and her constant navel-gazing, gawd she really is the WORST 🙄

    oh, and we can at least see that, while Donny can’t use regular fork even though he knows how to FaceTime, he is in a regular booster seat and not still rear-facing.
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    CheerUpBeefyGeneItsBackToYourMomGigAgain

    CheerUpBeefyGeneAndYesThatBowIsObscene

    CheerUpBeefyGeneThatpASSHOLdErBowIsObscene

    SpaceAndGraceAndApASSHOLdErBowBiggerThanMyFace

    CheerUpBeefyGeneShesPhoningItInAgain
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    IMG_1094

    “The meltdown Jens light up! I had to have it!”

    QUOTE (Spork Meltdown @ 24/2/2024, 01:17) 
    QUOTE (Mispronouncing like … Gene @ 2/23/2024, 07:39 PM) 
    should've been replaced with a SPORK!

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    shoutout! :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:
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    except she “beaded hers pretty tight to her dainty child size wrist and beaded the rest a little bit looser to fit a variety of folks” 🙄

    QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 19/2/2024, 21:10) 
    She probably just ordered those bracelets from a custom Etsy shop. I can't imagine Princess taking time off wogging in the gym or binging to actually sit down and finish crafting anything. She's that lazy and disorganised.


    i could HEAR my eyes rolling, at that moment.
    👏🏼LEAVE.👏🏼YOUR.👏🏼HOUSE.

    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 19/2/2024, 22:52) 
    She's feeling that pull to explore.

    Explore what? You've been to Disney more times than you've changed your thong!
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    RE: the cager/jill/whoever forcing her into herhousewifelife…

    very literally JUST rewatched this video (while searching for the pregnancy q&a vid), a few days ago. the only history job she’s qualified for is rewriting it.

    *I keep trying to attach the screen recording, but it’s taking forever. but it’s from about 2:30-5:10 in this video
    https://rumble.com/vlj8q7-couples-q-and-a-...2014-07-22.html
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    I’m still catching up for today, so someone may have already posted this…but she is the LAST person to need that second book in the stack, behind here. She’s a pro.
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    I meant to share when I originally shared the screenshots about her buying “blue”🙄 and about winnie being locked in the closet, from her WITL video. From that night I got even less REM sleep than martyr Jen, and for some reason decided to deep dive those, haha.

    She had written about her spiritual practice, starting in the one from 2021. And she flipped REALLY QUICKLY past this cover page. It was tough to get a good clear screenshot. Some of the entries mentioned divination, and this pic has her elaphe planner and divine feminine journal.

    I feel like there was some tarot cards and palo santo in there, too. I would have to go back for more screenshots, and I’m not sure I have the energy for that (or the time...cause, ya know, I’ve got 4 kids and a job). I thought I took some, but I’ll have to look again.

    I know some people who are really into the divine feminine stuff...not at all judging that, on the whole, or trying to start religious debate...but for sure, with this one, whoever said it was all navel gazing hit the witchy nail on the head.

    Also, WTF with using terms like, “morning greetings” and “changing of the guard” (for switching out bunsies🙄), when talking about mornings with your children?!🤦🏻‍♀️ So.freaking.weird.
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    the first couple entries were “winnie restless/winnie upset again...took to get drink...take her out...put crate in closet...”

    by saturday, it’s just “winnie—>closet”😔
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    Also, mommy’s guardian angel/unburdened messenger/original princess angel face turned princess bunny face is/was sleeping in the closet/claundry?!
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