IG commercial by Jen fishing for more Patreon subscribers

$5/mo from the poors to feed the ego and empty soul of the millionaire.

I love how Jen thinks that hiking alone in the wilderness is relatable to her average follower - women in their 30s and middle aged, probably married, probably with kids. Nope... none of them regularly go hiking and need a bunch of equipment so that they don't die alone.

According to the reports from the participants and organizers, it’s the steepest course, with grades up to 40%.

That’s why her coach was having her do step ups. If she’s not going to train on real trails, that was the best alternative.

Her dorky rucking around flat as a pancake Chicago didn’t do squat. She needed to be climbing steps, doing steep inclines on the treadmill, and hiking rugged terrain on back to back days during her traveling, not “I went for a 2 mile run around Santa Fe before going on an eating tour.”

I’m convinced she’s on major pain killers to get through this and Dopey on such poor training.

It’s amusing that between Instagram and Facebook videos and photos, we have only found her in the background at the very beginning and poking around behind someone who later made multiple friends on the course. This is an event that is big on support and community and she’s nowhere to be found.

Co-signing. I’m only 41 and have come to the conclusion that I’m already in peri because omg. Among other things, I was always a true size 4 no matter what. In the last year and a half I am magically an 8 now and struggle to do a damn thing about it. My efforts have been a total failure so far. My cager, of course, can still fit into his high school wardrobe despite EatingAllTheSugarLikeJen and doing absolutely nothing for his health.

Jen is already growing like crazy despite exercising like crazy. When this kicks in, she is doomed.

I'm oblivious at times, so I had to google sanky panky. Now that's in my search history.


On the body image thing... I don't mean to Jen-fend, but I am questioning whether or not we don't give her any credit for clearly accepting her larger body. She does state she is "curvy" so clearly she has accepted something she hadn't before. She used to count out her 100 calorie snacks... clearly concerend about gaining weight, also concerned with what she wore and took great pride in it. After kids, she became ashamed of her changing body, weight gain, and covered it all up....remember the swimming leggings?

Now she clearly doesn't care out in those bike shorts with panty lines. Now, she may be delusional (very likely) which may be the cause of the abrupt pendulum swing. She also doesn't care....which can be positive or negative. It seems before she had pride in being small and petite and dressed to be cute, maybe in a way to make Don happy or proud... and she just grew out of that and couldn't put in the effort once she had kids to take care of. Normally, I would fully support someone who just wanted to be themselves, I don't know why I don't feel more supportive of her and instead want to just smack her.

She does use food as a crutch and she doesn't think she does. How long ago was it when she said she could no longer prawcess sugar? She's clearly still indulging.

Her running outfit reminds me of outfits my son would pick out for himself when he was two or three. As for the music, Jinny, you’re correct. You’re never getting back together. That notion was cemented TWO! years ago when D•n got married. Move on already! By the way, not everyone has issues with holidays and not every family has tension. The issue appears to be you. Get some professional help.