The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by zizizouzou

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    I bet Don doesn’t miss “running” at all.
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    QUOTE (AmyACPA @ 10/9/2023, 14:50) 
    Great news everybody, Prissy is feeling all better! So now it’s time for…drum roll please… self care! Manicure, hair, shopping, the works. He is becoming a caricature of himself.

    I’m glad he is a teacher and helps kids, because otherwise he seems like an utterly useless person.

    As others have said he is not a teacher. Even if he was though, I am not sure how swanning around in a (fake) Birkin and other designer stuff, in a school for economically deprived kids, helps the kids. Even as a member of the school administration team, doing that is in such poor taste. He seems like an asshole parading his wealth to young kids who don’t even have the essentials.

    When I found out about the kind of school he worked at, my suspicions about his kindness spiel being BS were confirmed. The guy is a total fraud.
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    Her diamonds are the cloudiest cheapies I have ever seen. Every time she does a close up of her hands and I see them, I am stunned by how low quality they are.
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    QUOTE (KrustyKrack @ 9/9/2023, 15:22) 
    I think they are made for each. Fat, short, dirty hicks. He ain't goin nowhere y'all.....

    I agree they are made for each other. I think HB is as much of a shit as she is. However, I do think he will dump her because even though he is gross looking and has the personality of a door knob, he is sadly rich enough and has the Dr title, to find someone better than KB to stick it to.
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    Jill after watching the latest video of Jen trashing her and praying daily for “connection of mutual choice”:

    Jennifer, this is your mother. Your daily prayers of connection of mutual choice have been answered. I am never meeting you for a theatre date ever again, instead, I will only text you at Christmas. God told me to no longer feel sorry for you.
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    Jen at 90, miserable and alone in a retirement home, will finally admit that she was an asshole all her life and a terrible mother to her kids and that’s why she is all alone now. Oh, and that the Bakery was right about everything.

    [SPOILER][/SPOILER]I’m kidding, she will never admit any of that. God told her she is perfect, after all!

    ETA: why doesn’t the sodding spoiler function ever work for me? ^_^

    Edited by zizizouzou - 9/9/2023, 16:29
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    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 9/9/2023, 15:27) 
    How many times do we think she's waddled into the Venice Hermes dressed to the nines in ill-fitting, ripped jeans and a dirty white t-shirt, demanding that they offer her a bag?

    Every day! I bet all the SAs at all the high end stores in Piazza San Marco know her now for all the wrong reasons.

    I hope she gets treated the same way the Italian waiters treated Jen Ross. :hearty-laugh:
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    The trip to Venice is that marriage’s swan song, IMO. A desperate attempt to save what can’t be salvaged by going to a romantic destination, only for HB to realise he hates her in Venice, as much as he hates her in Texas and he is done.

    Divorce papers are only a matter of time. It may be a while but it is inevitable. They are both miserable in that marriage and totally checked out.
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    Count down to Jen admitting, in 2 years max from now, how much she hated the guardrail view echo chamber, and that it never felt like home, after she insisted for years that she loves it.
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    The fupa shadow!!!

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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 8/9/2023, 23:18) 
    QUOTE (Urbane Bronze @ 8/9/2023, 23:13) 
    What in the actual world is two-way prayer? Seriously?

    it's just talking to yourself
    asking yourself questions and then answering yourself

    This is right up self involved Jen’s alley.

    Jen to Jen: You are an amazing person! All these hideous people are just scared they will catch divorce from you! You are so generous and fun and kind and they are just ungrateful of your efforts. They will be lucky to have you as a friend.

    Jen to Jen: You are absolutely an amazing person Jen! Yeah, all these scared wimps definitely think they will catch divorce and this is why they avoid your company. They just don’t deserve you!

    inhales another Reece’s cupcake before continuing this exercise in self delusion
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    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 8/9/2023, 20:21) 
    god hearing her prayers like "ugh not this sad sack bitch again"

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    I guess we now know why there’s been so much misery and horror in the world. God was busy chatting with Jen, and telling her she is perfect and doesn’t need to change anything, to attend to other matters.

    You know someone’s narcissism and megalomania is off the charts when they think God tells them they do everything right!
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    I’m going to go with Jen is a liar. Jill was a mother of her generation and back then, parents were not encouraged to tell their kids they love them all the time. That doesn’t make her a bad mother.

    Jen, on the other hand, became a mother in the age of the internet, has access to money and specialists to help her navigate her own issues from her childhood so she doesn’t project those on her kids, and to help her be the best mother she can be to them. What she chooses to do instead is wallow in her misery over her perceived bad childhood while being emotionally neglectful to her kids and their needs.

    I am sure her parents were not perfect. But I am not willing to accept Jen’s version of how bad they were because she is a proven liar.
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    I hope Jill is not a Patreon or Jen’s next visit to the theatre with her mother will be awwwwwkward! :smoking-smiley-face:
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