Christopher Allen: Tales From The Sofa Pt 16

Still a piece of self-involved shit

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    Title by Mykull. Can add a subtitle if you guys want.
     
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    ....doing "all the things" from his couch!

    Great title :7043:
     
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    Prissy has a shitty work ethic. I shudder to think how he performs at his job.
     
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    Setting up his planners? All he did was a walkthrough of the sections. Was hoping to get some ideas on how to set up my planner :snickering:
     
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    In his plans:

    -Wake up and take a video of chicken hooker star tattoo feet
    -Yell at Steven for being better than him
    -tone deaf sing a Dolly song
    -Sit on the couch with coffee and McGoo glasses
    - Contemplate ways to be self aware of how hard he works at doing absolutely nothing. Post about it.
    -Go to bed at 4:30 pm.
     
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    I’m so happy the singing is over.
     
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    Did he get a new eternity ring? It was prominent when he was showing his planners. I don’t watch him regularly enough, usually it’s the Cartier rolling ring and Aura ring.
     
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    His Oprah motivational cards just crack me up.
     
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    A 20 minute vlog and 10 minutes is his planners!
     
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    QUOTE (Miss Pie @ 28/12/2022, 04:27) 
    His Oprah motivational cards just crack me up.

    I'm sure they are well worth the $50
     
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    So.... he has 2 LV planners? He claimed one to be for "personal & youtube videos" the 3 videos a year he puts out... & obviously he has to squeeze in & plan for his self care 🙄🙄🙄
     
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    These YouTubers make planning a part-time job.

    Hilarious that he sold one of the LV planners and then rebought it. Couldn't stand being without his commercial status symbols, eh?
     
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    Goooood...........morning. Time for another Vaalogmess with Prissy. I can't wait til it's over. Besides his weird flex on the amount of money he's spent on dawlg toys & his bad cooking segment (you're no Ina Garten, Priss), we get this:

    "Mable sometimes has some accidents. Say, life is full of accidents. You're still learning & growing & that's A-ok. Oh, did I embarrass you? Did I embarrass you cuz we talked about your accidents? Did I embarrass you cuz we talked about your accidents? They're just accidents. We love you anyway. I love you anyway. Accidents & all. This is you [not a typo] forever home!"

    Riveting content. Betcha if she chews up his LV Agenda, he'll want to find her a different forever home.

    His weird pause between his words, his voice when he's talking to the dogs & his repeating words & sentences drives me insane. How does Steven live with that?

    And the Etsy glass says Espresso, not Prosecco, you dumb ass. :hearty-laugh:
     
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    I like dogs, I have a dog. I absolutely do not want to see his dogs doing normal, boring dog things and him talking to them in that voice. It's not even in the slightest bit entertaining.
     
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    He seemed annoyed Mable didn’t grasp the concept of the fable. I think he was hoping for a sponsorship when she was like meh…

    Good for Bubbas for playing with it. It sounds like he got an overpriced bone he didn’t care for so those morons assumed he didn’t like any toys.
     
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898 replies since 27/12/2022, 21:42   95209 views
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