The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Hairtie

  1. .
    But she doesn’t use filters of photoshop!!!! :10:
  2. .
    The more of her “ complex” and “deep” thinking that she shows us, the more I’m convinced that she needs mental help. Seriously. She’s a lunatic. She must think that everyone thinks that same as her psycho ass. What’s this nonsense about a hat??? Fake it till you make it??? Who needs a pep talk about wearing a hat? A nut that’s who.

    She has some bizarre notion that she’s going to be a the belle of the ball at this new house because she’s lost some weight??? Spending her days and nights scouring the internet for outfits to wear to a community pool?? I mean I guess it’s better than the McDonald’s drive thru which is her usual place to dress up for.


    Of all of the shit that she’s wasted money on over the years, and it’s definitely in the millions, this house was by far the biggest waste.
  3. .
    I see my mother in law :crying: :crying:
  4. .
    QUOTE (zizizouzou @ 27/6/2021, 23:18) 
    QUOTE (Gonorrhea in Boat Shoes @ 27/6/2021, 21:45) 
    Hehehehe. Thanks for posting!

    Here’s a story screenshot from yesterday.

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc10579843/...AF64B2514D.jpeg)

    Shout out to the girl behind her giving her the stink eye! :7043: The Bakery salutes you!

    See! So crazy because you can’t see how much makeup she has caked on here!! How does she do it!!?? She had on bright pink eyeshadow that looked terribleand was visible from 20 ft away, but yet you can’t tell in this pic! Caked on bronzer and blush. WTF. Sorcery I tell you.
  5. .
    She’s always going and ok and on about how she doesn’t use filters, and only uses natural lighting blah blah blah, I’m a size small I swear!, and she’s completely full of shit. I’ve noticed only certain ones continuously bring that kind of stuff up and I’m thinking they are probably the worst offenders. Did you know that there’s actually apps that you can take video of and use slimming filters?? I had no idea. It’s all just such bullshit. I’ve never heard anyone other than her and maybe TiffD constantly go on and ok about their size. It’s a perfect case of me thinks thou doth protest too much.

    What to see the back of her greasy head :snickering: you can see what I’m talking about the few strings of long hair hanging down lmao
  6. .
    QUOTE (MysteryMeat @ 27/6/2021, 21:44) 
    Stanky in the wild!! :celebrating-smiley-emoticon:

    Thank you for posting!! She looks bitchy as hell and easy to see in this photo she has a mask of makeup on. No stretch filter here. Was she the only one who went with a “Barbie” theme? Looks like it! :hearty-laugh:

    Definitely not anyone else there dressed all in pink lmao
  7. .
    Someone needs to put a side by side of her current IG pic of this outfit next to the real life one lol
    1A2B04AE-4978-4816-9FD6-D818DACF140B
  8. .
    Nope, stump was nowhere around lmao I looked around for his creepy ass. I should have checked the women’s underwear section.

    I can’t get the pics sent thru DM has the way to do it been changed? Might just be my service taking forever to upload
  9. .
    Let me crop out everyone else and I will!!
  10. .
    Hi guys!!!!!! :running_around_smiley_emoticon:
    Her next title should include something about filters being magical or something because I was honestly stunned when I saw her today. I know you aren’t supposed to believe everything that you see on social media or what not but these influencers are bamboozling people. I don’t know what kind of camera filters , lighting ,angles or magic tricks she is using but damn. So here’s all the deets and I even took a pic. :getting-stoned:

    So, we were walking thru Nordstrom and noticed some sort of event going on so we stopped to look and there was probably 20ish people there. Some sort of hair tool being demoed. Anyone want to guess how I noticed her?? By the back of her ratty ass head :crying: I was like that gross hair looks really familiar, but it belonged to the back of a sort of wide person with a mushy arm. All of a sudden she turns and I was like oh damn it’s her. So we walked around the front where she was sitting in the front row so I could confirm lmao because I’m telling you I was totally shocked at her appearance. Now keep in mind I haven’t seen her in person in probably 5ish years? So all I see is the occasional video or of an Instagram pic posted here. She’s much heavier than she was the last time I saw her. Her face is really wide and I could see her makeup caked on from 20 feet away. Her face makeup was super heavy and thick looking and I swear her eye makeup looked like a clown. Her legs looked huge and she just all around looked very mushy and gushy. She definitely did not look that bad the last time that I saw her. There’s no was in absolute hell that she’s wearing a size XS or S or 4 or what we nonsense she is spewing. Unless she only buying places brands that cater to extreme vanity sizing. Which is what I suspect that she has to be doing. Her hair is super yellow and just so straw like looking. If you think that it looks bad on camera trust me, it looks WAY worse in person. She has like the extensions just hanging there and it’s like the rest of her hair or super short like only a few inches long or something. Like neck length. And the other pieces which I’m assuming are the extensions are just hanging there. I just went and looked at her IG and the pink outfit is what she was wearing yesterday. She needs to never wear that color again. Did I mention that her face looked really wide? Not good. I’ve just gotten used to the way that she looks on video or IG or whatever so it really was shocking to see her look that way on person. I don’t even know if the pic captured everything that I reporting. Don’t believe anything you see on social media people!!!!
  11. .
    Anyone want to guess who I saw today… :smoking-smiley-face:
  12. .
    Shes such a complete and utter dipshit. Definitely do not believe her absurd attempts to convince you how great it is here. Alot of San Antonio is a dump and I avoid going there at all costs. She doesn’t live in some amazing fabulous area she lives in the damn suburbs. Nothing wrong with that but you get what I mean.Right where the worst of traffic is for crying out loud. The beautiful places here for damn sure aren’t in the suburbs it’s the country areas in my opinion. Which again, she doesnt live in or spend any time in. Other than to drive thru on yet another helicopter parenting mission. She doesn’t ever show anything nice or of interest because she doesn’t do anything of interest or go anywhere worth showing. Who the hell goes up to the wineries(which I bet was their first time ever up there)in January and attempts to brag about it? A dipshit that’s who.That the ugliest time of year up there. I absolutely cannot stand when she bangs on about how great it is here and then proceeds to show you a bunch of sticks and dirt. And the weather??? Why is she always trying to brag about that? We get about 2 braggable weather months during the year and that’s about it. The beaches here are gross indeed I definitely never go there.

    I happen to love where we live but specifically for the country aspect of it if that makes sense. A big city here is the same as a big city anywhere.The lakes, the rivers, concerts, and the beautiful country areas are what in my opinion would be worth showing. Of course she doesn’t do any of that stuff.
  13. .
    Holy shit she looks like Aileen Wuornos
  14. .
    You know what the scary part is for me? It’s not even COVID, politics, or the rest of shitty ass things going on in the world. It’s the realization that so many people are selfish assholes. I’m one of those people that used to believe that people were mostly good. Not anymore. So many people that I know going on and on about their constitutional rights and nobody can make me!!! This isn’t about the fucking constitution it’s about protecting your fellow human beings for gods sakes. Gives me the chills that people are more concerned with that than helping to save lives. I’ve heard the mask debate from both sides and you know what I come away with? I don’t know how much I believe that the masks are helping as much as I wish that they would. But you know what? I wear mine. Because if there’s even a chance that me wearing one could protect someone else then I’m doing it. It’s frightening to me how many people don’t share the same view. All I have to do is look around to see how much people just do not give two flying fucks. Bars are packed with nobody wearing masks except sometimes the bartenders. Sometimes. Huge parties. Weddings. People hanging out in groups everywhere. People like the goldturds traveling for absolutely no good reason and going to football games like its just no biggie. Do you think that they quarantined when they came back? Of course not. Mind boggling. I had a friend from another state want to fly in and visit me because her state is locked down.The hell??? NO.
  15. .
    I cannot stop laughing at the irony of it all.The sheer amount of money that she has wasted month after month year after year is staggering. Now she all of a sudden wants something that she could have had but can’t get because of her obsession with blowing money on stupid shit.

    With all of the money that she’s wasted she could have paid CASH for that “IG perfect”million dollar house.

    What a moron.
3798 replies since 4/8/2016
.