The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Identifying as Single Mom

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    Isn’t she the one who likes to flare her nostrils and tell people not to watch her if it upsets them?
  2. .
    She’s in the Happiest Place on Earth
    And then on a cruise
    With her babies who she claims that is the only thing that makes her happy is being with her babies and being away from them feels like daggers to her heart.
    Her word of the year is magic
    She has nowhere she HAS to be, more money than she knows what to do with, and other than her grotesque feet - which are fixable - she’s healthy.

    We all ask, what is the travel all for? What is the point of running the same Disney races over and over? What is the point of having a Patreon “Community” when you refuse to connect on a personal level with anyone? What is the point of therapy if you still don’t have any friends and haven’t identified that you are completely unrelatable and unlikable in real life, and then do something about that? What is the point of hosting Thanksgiving when you are so beyond annoyed about it that you’ll criticize the only human beings willing to be around you?

    What is the point of a whole craft room dedicated to “memory keeping” when you don’t bother to make memories worth remembering? Another random all trails hike, another 36 hour visit to a random metropolis to move the car that you had another random night alone watching YouTube videos in?

    What IS the point?

    What is the point of purchasing a gigantic home that has a layout that is terrible and you can’t be bothered to furnish it? What is the point of making Peloton your entire personality? Which…ain’t much. What is the point of lying about your depression and lying about who initiated the divorce and lying about what went down and lying about how connected you are to the children you obviously have no connection to?

    What IS the point?

    We’ve been asking ourselves that about you, Jen, for years. You’ve spent four years wasting time that you could have been truly living and happy, but you insist on being miserable, lying about it, wondering why nobody wants to be your friend, and blaming all of it on everyone but yourself. Grow up, get on meds, see a real psychologist, and get your shit together.
  3. .
    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 2/1/2024, 04:28) 
    “Perspective”, Jen. Choose that as your word. You’re on a Disney cruise with your healthy children. You also said you and your parents are healthy. Money is no object. And bonus—your parenting stints with your beloved children have increased drastically. NO MORE DAGGERS! No need to travel as a coping mechanism for your mama heart. You can settle in for a cozy winter with your love podiums. What a beautiful way to start 2024!

    Or wallow in self-pity. Iowncare.

    This needed to be quoted and brought back up. This is SO TRUE. But she wants sympathy for her suffering.

    She is DEPRESSED. Cannot cope. Cannot accept that she created the situation she’s in. Cannot accept that it’s up to her to change it if she doesn’t like it. The first step to that is intensive therapy. With a real doctor.

    She has everything within her reach to do something about her own misery. But nobody else can make her do it. And when she digs in on her stubbornness for the sake of being stubborn, she creates a situation where nobody has any sympathy for her “suffering”, because she is 100% responsible for her reality.
  4. .
    Jeff how was lunch?

    There was a lot of drama.

    Look at how short I am and I’m not going to acknowledge you said anything.

    Don’s burger was overcooked and he seemed annoyed by that.
  5. .
    My word is chaos. Because I want to call numbers like the lottery girlies on TV.
  6. .
    If only every parent could just not have furniture at all until their kids can’t possibly mess it up.

    I WONDER what other parents of small kids do about furniture. Surely they all have giant empty spaces in their house.
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    The Rosses have the dorkiest “parties.” Fawning over Emily’s puffy paint 2013 and her boasting in her grating voice about cutting out the leaves for the dorky menu. The announcement of a tutorial on how to do oyster shots, Jen acting like it was all HER party even though all she did was cut up some cheese and defrost some spinach squares.

    I would’ve been happy to leave the famjam’s Utah trips in the past.
  8. .
    QUOTE (Itpaystobesmart @ 31/12/2023, 19:29) 
    I still miss the Jen and Don era. Those 2 were literally made for each other IMO. I think in 2024 I'm going to rewatch Jen's old videos. I truly don't care for Don's new family or his new wife or what she does or what she wears.

    Join us over in the rewatch threads!
  9. .
    Meow2 that was EPIC!
  10. .
    Some of you have absolutely no idea how child custody works in a divorce situation, what is legal and what is not, and so some of the speculation in that category is seriously off the rails.
  11. .
    “2021, Which damn near broke me”

    Oh, the year she INSISTED she was definitely not depressed?
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 29/12/2023, 22:18) 
    Hey Jen
    SPOILER (click to view)
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    that should do it.

    :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:
  13. .
    I think her implication is that Don is in rehab or some kind of inpatient (presumably mental health) treatment.
  14. .
    Onward was going to be the word, so I want half a point for my guess! :jolly-smiley-emoticon:

    And then the voices in her head told her that wasn’t the word. :10:
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    It would mean so many “beautiful things” for the kids “if” she’s able to travel again in 2024.

    WTF JUST SPILL IT.
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