The Gossip Bakery

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    Not at all surprising that her post about her kids is half the size of the posts about herself.
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    QUOTE (noelleaussi @ 1/11/2020, 04:09 PM) 
    QUOTE (BinThereOrganizedThat @ 11/1/2020, 15:45) 
    Guys, found a pic of Don

    Hes totally going to knock someone up in 6 months.

    Unless Jen keeps his balls in the divorce. She already has an unused jar for them.

    The jar deserves better than that lmao
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    QUOTE (Neuroticlikejen @ 11/12/2019, 09:47 PM) 
    QUOTE (Ohnoitsjen @ 12/11/2019, 21:43) 
    There was a soap opera on years ago with a witch in it played by Juliet mills and she had a side kick who was an adult but looked like a child Donnie looks like him , I can’t remember the name of the show .

    That actor (Joshua Ryan Evans) actually played the child version of the Grinch in the live action version! Funny bc someone mentioned here the other day that Donny resembles the Grinch. Lol

    I haven't caught up on this thread yet, but oh my god, thank you both for bringing this up. This storyline has been locked in my memory since I was a very small child and my mom used to watch daytime soaps, and I've been trying to find it for months now.

    The Bakery really does have everything.
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    Has anyone seen her new Insta story yet? She said "If anyone else out there is experiencing a lot of anxiety today, please know you are not alone in your feelings. Sending lots of ❤️". I still can't figure out how to embed pics. It's interesting...
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    Why is just terrified of glass making too much noise? Why not plastic and metal too? Why doesn't she just ban everything but pillows from the second floor?
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    She said she used to keep careful track of her allowance as a kid, which is the least surprising thing I've heard in a long time.
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    QUOTE (Cookie Marnster @ 5/26/2019, 01:24 AM) 
    QUOTE (noelleaussi @ 26/5/2019, 01:19) 
    :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon That lady probably had to hear about The Jar.

    :hearty-laugh:

    I still say she should bring the jar in the kitchen and use it for her emergency trifles. Two absolutely ridiculous birds, one stone.
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    "Do breadcrumbs expire?" Uh, yeah. It's bread.
  9. .
    Okay, Jen keeping the combs for CC is already crazy, but doesn't she already have her own? She's 3 and has long hair, doesn't she already have brushes and combs in her own bathroom? (She has her own bathroom, right?) So either put them in there, or get rid of them. I can kind of justify keeping the curling iron for her, because maybe, MAYBE CC would ask to have curly hair for a special event or something. But cheap ass plastic combs???

    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 4/13/2019, 03:01 AM) 
    QUOTE (Unused Jar @ 13/4/2019, 02:58) 
    Changed my name to Unused Jar because that was just... so sad.

    :thumbs-up:
    (What was it before?)

    Oh "DoneAndOne" because I couldn't think of anything less generic when signing up
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    Changed my name to Unused Jar because that was just... so sad.
  11. .
    I hope she knows that toothpaste expires too.
  12. .
    I honestly really like the tights :sorry_smiley:
  13. .
    I gotta be honest with y'all, as a tacky lesbian myself, I really want that shirt. But I'd be afraid to wear it in public...
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    I had a dream last night where I was invited to a Ross family dinner, and Jen was being a brat and demanding a separate meal. Afterwards Don sent a mass email to all the party goers apologizing for her behaviour. And of course the first thing I did was post that email here. I need to stop checking this forum before bed lmao.
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    Oh my gosh, I can't remember if this has been posted before, I don't think it has, but this sketch from A Bit of Fry and Laurie sums up Jen perfectly.

    “Well, my name is Luella. I’m 37 years of age. I’m beautiful, I’m intelligent, I’m glamorous, I’m attractive, I’m warm, I’m sensitive, I’m caring, I’m rich, I’m sexy, I’m- I’m incredibly talented.”
    “So, uh, what exactly is your problem Luella?”
    “I suffer from low self-esteem."

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