The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Beer Minrals

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    The winged liner and lashes that Lisa and Tarababyz favor is so unflattering and aging. It reminds me of the makeup Bette Davis and Joan Crawford wore in their later years. It was so harsh and overdone. 🤢
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    Is Lisa an inside joke for you with someone else? Years ago I told my stylist how Lisa thought the little hairs standing up on her head after a blowout were “new growth.” Now when I get a blowout and see a few, I’ll tell my stylist, “Wow! Look at all the new growth!”

    Today my stylist asked me what shows I’m watching and I had to bring up Lisa and Jools’s hilarious reactions. She couldn’t believe the stories I was telling her. 🤣
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    QUOTE (Stitcher @ 1/24/2023, 01:45 PM) 
    I'm officially done. Her new video is beyond ridiculous. I can't even. I just cant.

    I’m continually amazed at how fast these YouTube shills will throw away their dignity for a little cash. 🤣
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    I had a horrible dream last night. I’ve been watching too much of Foodie Beauty in Kuwait dressing up like a Muslim and pretending to be one. I dreamt that *Lisa* did a YouTube video titled “My Muslim Journey.” She was wearing a black hijab in the thumbnail.

    My dreams can be scarily realistic and falling asleep while YT is playing usually triggers one. 🫣😂
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    I don’t understand the draw of Oribe. I’ve used tons of samples of the stuff and that fragrance is just awful. I have a leave-in product that’s decent and the scent isn’t as strong, but the shampoo is just gross. Their detangling shampoo is actually good, but once again, the smell..🤢

    My salon sells it and generally, it’s a very mediocre line.
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    QUOTE (Skankhunt @ 1/17/2023, 02:50 AM) 
    When Lisa says she is passionate it means she is obsessed. Prepare for multitudes of hair products and using it as an excuse to “help” her audience.

    So, she mentions that her hair is medium but fine and wispy and that the extensions she had (a long time ago….yeah right) was course and hearty. The before and after photos and what she has today are clearly different. She has extensions in and you have to use certain products for extensions which is why she is having problems. People are buying this nonsense she is saying? She is swinging her pen around acting like she knows everything by asking Morgan and watching the beauty professor. I’d love to hear the stylists in this forum's opinion on this.

    Also, fuck you Lisa. Be glad you have some hair and aren’t going through chemo. It made you depressed you had a bad hair day. Stupid narc.

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    That’s what I thought. Be glad you have hair on your head, you buffoon! It’s frightening to see how far down the rabbit hole she’s fallen.
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    Oh, what happened to the magical Monat, Lisa? I swear I saw a shill link on one of her more recent videos. Guess those products aren’t so life-changing after all. 🙄
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    Why are those awful 90s jeans making a comeback? No one looked good in them then and they don’t now. Hailey Bieber was wearing them and somehow managed to look frumpy, which is hard for her to do!
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    A little OT, but I like having a YTer who is older than me to watch for skincare and makeup tips. I stumbled on The Hooded Lid because I also needed to find someone dealing with limited eyelid space, and she is Tammy’s exact opposite. I believe they’re around the same age and both have long hair, but The Hooded Lid’s hair looks modern and suits her, her voice is calming and she always looks classy instead of like a retired beauty pageant contestant.

    Just thought I’d give you a heads up if you’re looking for someone new to watch. She uses luxury products, so that might be a drawback for some.
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    QUOTE (NeedToVent @ 12/21/2022, 03:36 PM) 
    Absolutely hilarious that both her and Samantha are complaining about losing subscribers and views. Michele def isn’t struggling despite the title of the video. For someone who unboxes multiple Hermes, Chanel, Prada, Fendi bags every few weeks, she’s very very hard to sympathize with. Also Samantha talking about how PR can be overwhelming and Michele nodding in agreement 🙄 REALLY?! Personally I found the video very tone deaf

    People like them are exhausting. Get your heads out of your rears and look around. Read some headlines. They look ridiculous daring to complain about their situation. What a pair of Marie Antoinettes.
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    QUOTE (Koalabear @ 12/20/2022, 03:53 AM) 
    I would call someone who’s trying to destroy a family, an institution that’s over 1200 years old, who mocks someone else’s culture and traditions, who insults an entire nation, a pathological liar, a narcissist, more than just “annoying”. She’s a professional victim, a manipulator, who uses race as a weapon, because she knows what a trigger that is to a lot of her fellow Americans. Her colour has become her superpower, ergo making her above any criticism. She’s a bully, so much so that the palace held an enquiry into the bullying allegations. They can’t seem to keep staff at Archewell either.

    In every single interview, I’ve never heard her take any responsibility or a shred of blame for anything. It’s always someone else at fault. Always.

    I absolutely believe she is abusing Harry. If we saw a man constantly hanging on to his partner, rubbing her back, “guiding” her to where he believes she needs to be, snatching her hand back when she removed it from his grip, we would call it out for what it is - abuse. Let alone what she’s doing to his mind.

    I could almost write a thesis as to why she’s not just “annoying”, but for me, when she took that private plane, security and camera crew in tow, to Uvalde, Texas, highlights just what a lowlife she really is.

    You don’t need to know someone personally not to like them. Same as saying you can’t like someone because you don’t know them. Most have a moral compass to know the difference.

    I definitely don’t like her and agree she’s a manipulative, slithering little narc, but I’m not going to waste energy hating her like Jeremy does. Harry is completely under her spell and it wouldn’t surprise me if she’s treating him badly behind closed doors. He’s in a bind now because if he ever decides to go back, she’ll use the kids as a bargaining piece. That man wrecked his life forever by marrying that fake.
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    I like a pointed toe boot, but those things are hideous. Is it the sheen on the leather? Or the stars? It just looks bad.

    If you want someone who can review fragrance, Lauren Mae Beauty started a channel called Lauren Mae Fragrance. She can actually describe the various perfumes she purchases without resorting to using vibe in every other sentence.
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    Meghan is annoying, but I don’t know why someone who doesn’t know her would hate her. It’s not like she’s out there running a country or something. She has no bearing on our lives.

    She never could have pulled off something like Jackie Kennedy did. Jackie was raised well, educated and from a different era where people actually kept their private matters behind closed doors. She suffered through a lot with the cheating, losing a baby and assassination, and she did it all without blurting out every detail of her life to any magazine that came calling.
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    One day Harry is going to be sorry he threw away his large family for one personality-disordered, victim-playing idiot. She’s only going to get worse and more demanding as she gets older. Maybe that’s all he deserves for throwing his late grandmother under the bus.
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    I think Lisa is going for “Wonder Woman Off Duty” with the jumpsuit and boots.

    I don’t get the hoopla over Jools’s font color. It’s not like it’s yellow or light pink, and she is hardly advertising for her channel. I found it before I even knew it was hers.
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