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| | Hmmm, unless I missed it, she didn’t mention the bougainvillea in this “tour de mess”. Interesting because someone commented that they’re meant to climb and Karen had plopped it in the middle of the flowerbed. Read the dang tags, dingbat. |
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| In true narcissistic form, she doesn't even realize how blatantly self-centered she makes herself look all the time in her little boring videos....a nanny is not needed for those children at their ages when they never grew up with one to begin with. She's basically hiring a tutor/glorified babysitter to watch her kids while she gets all the right angles of her flat butt on camera for YouTube. And trying to brag about it to her followers is just cringy. Why not keep that private? It's not a flex. You don't show the kids and you aren't going to show their babysitter, so maybe have some class and keep things to yourself. Plus, I had a nanny growing up. She wasn't doing much other than driving me to school once I hit middle school. Those kids don't need a nanny now.
Additionally, As tea girl always mentions, the fact she makes two of her children share a room when they have the space in the home but she uses it only for herself...and without good reason. |
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| | Lisa wants to be seen as important and rich so badly. She could have done so much with her life, and even volunteer if she didn't want a normal 9 to 5 job. All she has ever done is shop, go to fast food places, and half ass raise two kids. |
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| | This bitch trying to HELP people and being some sort of life coach is absolute INSANITY. |
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| | I think she's always going to be more of a "fake it" than a "make it" if you know what I mean lol! |
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| Looks like the huge announcement is that she started a Patreon channel. I guess she needs more money to pay off her credit cards.
Good grief it's $25 a month - is she totally off her rocker....I do think so. |
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| | No, instead she perpetually overemphasizes that whole weird out of proportion Sponge Bob torso. Another feather in her low IQ cap. |
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| | That whole garden gate area of her yard is definitely giving pet cemetery vibes..I totally agree Karen had no idea about the Met Gala until this year as it was heavily talked about on social media. The only saving grace for the hideous brown jumper was Karen’s legs, they are pretty good legs 🤷🏻♀️ |
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| | Content was so easy for Karen back then filming the gangs outings and bar hopping and dinners and trips. Then Jodes pulled the rug out from under her, then Lauren retired. Karen must be moaning away to Fourtch because now he's filming her, working all day and then running to nurseries, planting flowers galore, building garden beds, laying stones that go to a an old garden gate to nowhere. He must be trying to revive her channel for the dollars. |
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| | Yes, maybe K was ousted and now she has been forced to live on the Moloka’i colony of Poland🤔🤣. |
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| She’s absolutely on a downhill slide:
McCAF; soup; salad; incessant plant chatter; granny jumpers; administering Mark’s assignments for the day; blooms; cemetery decor for the garden gate; Nonna-itis; Poland’s library; hair; nails; brows😴😴😴😴😴.
WAKE UP KAREN! She won’t survive until year end. |
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| Karen is soooo milking this garden planting thing...sheesh. But she's got nothing else. She's run thru beauty and decor, not much left.
She's linked away everything but toilet paper I see |
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| I always feel as though she is slipping backward into a more severe level of housewife coma.Since she can’t draw any new fodder from Hoda & Jenna of late, she keeps dipping into her bag of plagiarism tricks for additional victims. It sounds like she has exhausted all minimal brain function now considering the strain of keeping mum concerning the surrounding bit players of Poland.
PS: that backwoods ‘landscaping’ locale is definitely giving off planter toilet bowl DEEELIVERANCE vibes-nice observation!! |
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| thanks Chance.
For those wondering it's a reference referring to the latest installment of Homeworthy and if you watch Ruth is a real piece of work. they 've done several episodes with her and her now have expanded to her daughter.
On to Karen 4rtch. She cannot even SAY Jodie's name or that it's her daughters wedding she's attending. What kind of nonsense is that? Jodie had such a featured spot on The Orchids but then something went down and Karen's lips have been sealed. Tho strangely on Karen's IG she posts a photo of her with Jodie on Lauren's Birthday party bus outting...go figure. Karen is saying only pics of what she's wearing and a few friends she'll show...maybe. I'm sure Lauren will make a cameo along with Kim. I'd give anything to see Karen out on the dance floor in her flip flops. I wonder if they play something by Prince for Lauren.
That dumb gate in the back yard...she acted like it was going to be a real surprise, wasn't going to show it until the big reveal and it's a big nothing and looks tacky. And then the old stand alone planter off to the side. What next an old junker truck back there. And old toilet with flowers planted in the toilet bowl? She doesn't know when to stop. The new neighbors must thing what's all that crap back there.
So Karen's "kids" are coming into town for the wedding. Morgan is what 32 weeks pregnant and is she bringing her crew? Knowing Morgan's history, she may beg off saying she doesn't feel well...haha and send her regrets. Will Kate bring a date? Maybe Karen just cut off that dress she had made for Alie's wedding and wear that since she thought it was so gorgeous with that big drapery looking flounce in the back.
After seeing the cookies that Karen and Aunt Missy made for the wedding cookie table you can tell by looking at them that Missy did it all...and then Karen said the pretzels Missy made but you know she did the cookies too and Missy brought the pasta and pesto they all ate. Karen really falls into it doesn't she? Mark grills all the food too. What did she do buy the spring mix salad in a bag at the grocery store as her contribution. Karen should be a size 0 for the tiny portion she always shows on her plate. She must be a closet eater.
Karen said she has no idea what the next video will be...what about all of the things she said she just couldn't wait to bring to her viewers?
Karen has been on Youtube for 10 yrs and I swear, the slowest growing channel going. Per social blade not even 50K subs predicted for another 3 yrs. I suspect she may even lose some by then. Her views are low. |
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| QUOTE (HotPockets @ 10/5/2024, 03:13) Tater tot casserole and watering your garden in a lingerie nighty? 😆
WTH is a tater total casserole lol. Sounds nasty. |
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