The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by martiniflightlikedon

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    I don't know why this update has made more enraged than normal, but here we are...

    This fricken bitch idiot really went to NYC alone. Easily one of the most magical christmas places in this country.
    She doesn't want to share any magic with them EVER!!! It's not even that she clearly cannot handle them by herself, but its moreso the fact that she doesn't even want to do it for herself. She gets no joy from doing this stuff with them, that makes me the most sad. Because that is never going to change, if it hasn't changed by now.

    I'm not saying I would want to take two young kids to NYC by myself, but she wont even drive them INTO CHICAGO. ITS RIGHT THERE.
    Theres a god damn Chriskindlmarket, ice skating at Millenium park, there are holiday trolley tours (I think maybe they still have those, I used to drive them hah), the Lincoln Park Zoo

    I'm just so annoyed with her because she has so much money and won't even do the free, easy shit. Families with way less do more for their kids.
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    purses are just bags and straight dudes wear eyeliner too.
    also the bags are just excuses to buy luxury items and brag, tbh
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    what PM?
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    these women are gonna come up against the wrong person one day and they're not gonna be so tough
    Also, how very nice of you to try and get someone fired a week before christmas
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    "Festive togetherness"

    YOU EAT THE SAME FOOD YEAR ROUND AND JUST SUB IN A CHRISTMAS MOVIE FOR A REGULAR MOVIE
    GO look at christmas lights!!!
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    Her creepy robotic snack layout makes my brain hurt. The Rosses were obviously the same way; with their bloody heads and cube cheese, and she clearly just cannot live a little? I can't imagine the kids would actually throw the fit she imagines they would throw
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    ya another title! Thanks for being truly so dumb jen!

    also that is to many marshmellows
    [[ insert gif of Donny TOO MANY ]]
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    how many times does she change her insta bio? Is this why there is no vlogmas today? she spent all yesterday trying to come up with a new bullet point
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    the fact that she sat down to read .... a childrens book after a long day??? (a "long day")
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    Klassic Krusty ... giving on vlogmas near Day 17.
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    I'm not being hyperbolic when I say Jen exercising while her children are there and awake is so f**king mean. Just do it when they go to bed then!! Nobody who actually misses their kids would behave like that
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    oh my god this video was honestly disturbing to watch. She's acting like she doesn't even know this person and its HER
    Making fun of former Jen
    Wow, that was wild to watch.
    I really don't know who the "real" Jen is anymore (spoiler: she doesn't exist because Jen has no idea who she is)
    this almost made me sad; the side by side of bubbly carefree brightly lit Jen next to Ebeneezer Scrooge was like .... very jarring
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    it was also so disgusting that Juliet was crying and she felt the need to comfort her ON CAMERA,
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    Like its such insane behavior to be like "Wow my son would love everything in there" and not go in and get a damn thing
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 12/15/2022, 09:57 PM) 
    The advent calendar situation is only inappropriate because she insists on filming for an audience. Harper could have opened her calendar off camera without pants. She is already a performing monkey for the camera. Great work KB.

    So now being on camera is a reward??? Amazing parenting Krust
5094 replies since 6/12/2016
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