The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Not That Emily

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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 31/1/2020, 03:43) 
    I want Don to stake a claim to....



    THE MICKEY TREE!

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    She has the ugliest crying face I’ve ever seen. Her mouth is so large and awkward. She looks like a bass.

    Additionally, it’s crazy to me how she cried and cried over milk and dairy cows but hasn’t shed a tear (on camera) for the end of her marriage.
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    QUOTE (HappiestAlone @ 30/1/2020, 01:36) 
    Don, this is your home now. We are welcoming you and your new lady with open arms!

    Seriously! I really wish this would happen. Come out of the Dongeon Dom Don and join us in analyzing your former wife-at-the-time.
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 26/1/2020, 22:52) 
    QUOTE (Not That Emily @ 26/1/2020, 22:36) 
    I thought she was into it at first though. Remember when she custom ordered all that heavy, ugly furniture from Romania for Charlotte? She bought a ton of shit and shopped til she dropped for that little girl.

    Once she arrived and took all the limelight from the OG Princess, she completely fell out of favor. I think Jen totally resents poor Charlotte for being born, which is incredibly sad.

    Jen barely bought anything for Charlotte before she was born. She bought a bunch of white onesies at the last minute. Everyone commenting on how strange it was that Shopping Haul Queen Jen was barely buying anything for her future daughter.

    Thanks for clarifying - I only remember the Romanian furniture clearly, I tapped out around this time because Pregnancy Jen bored me to tears.
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    Jen was just lazy about decorating her kids’ rooms because it wasn’t about her.
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    I thought she was into it at first though. Remember when she custom ordered all that heavy, ugly furniture from Romania for Charlotte? She bought a ton of shit and shopped til she dropped for that little girl.

    Once she arrived and took all the limelight from the OG Princess, she completely fell out of favor. I think Jen totally resents poor Charlotte for being born, which is incredibly sad.
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    Icanteven

    Your post on narcissists was fascinating and I feel you’ve hit the nail in the head with your Jen assessment. It definitely makes me want to research it more.

    TFS!
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    QUOTE (TheRedMinivan @ 26/1/2020, 03:43) 
    The reason I think that she didn't 100% initiate this is her commentary about leaving Judith and not expecting for things to unfold as quickly as they did. If she initiated and was totally in control, I don't think she would have said that.

    My two cents on this is that she told Judith she was considering divorce, Judith advised against it or suggested couples counseling and Jen kicked Judith to the curb. We all know how she doesn’t like to be dismissed and will cut out anyone who dares go against her wishes.

    The “quickly unfolding” in my opinion was that Don agreed and didn’t put up a fight when she told him she wanted a divorce, then immediately started looking for some ass on Tinder.
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    I’m about 22 minutes in and she’s reading the “Dear One” letter to herself.

    OMG!! What an absolute load of crap this entire album is; so much blah, blah, blah about her growing and connecting and doing “heart work”. I’m seriously so embarrassed for her sharing all that nonsense and being so earnest about it all.

    I can’t believe she wasted so much time, money and energy on this piece of shit!

    She definitely wanted this divorce and it is absolutely her latest persona. She’s copying Ali Edwards, Glennon Doyle and Elizabeth Gilbert.

    It’s just another saga in her Single White Female-ing whomever she’s “into” at the time. Except this time it’s permanent.

    Honestly, I feel sorry for Don and those kids.
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    QUOTE (JENSEYEBROW @ 23/1/2020, 16:58) 
    Remember when she would say TGIF? Like bitch everyday is Saturday to you.

    I know!!! At the beginning of that PD Haul, there is text in the video describing a PD day as a day where she doesn’t do her “chores” or the items on her “to-do” list. It’s a day just for her: a day to do some to R&R and de-stress.

    LOL Wut??

    After that video, I was even more shocked to find out this ditz had no kids and no job. The way she talked about a PD Day you would think she was a high-powered attorney or brain surgeon with a super stressful job. Haha! What a joke.

    Everyday is a PD day for you, Jennifer! You have zero responsibilities..and the ones you do have are “self-imposed” with zero consequences for non-completion.
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    QUOTE (PrettyNeatDivorce @ 1/23/2020, 03:08 PM) 
    What is your all-time favorite Jen video?

    My all-time favorite is the first one I ever saw - Her PD haul when she bought that LV tote bag with the beach scene. She was sitting in her kitchen talking to the camera and showing off all the expensive shit she just bought and I was incredulous. One, that someone could spend that much money on such useless and tacky shit and two, that she was talking to the camera like it was a friend sitting in her kitchen with her. Admittedly, I hadn't been exposed to YouTube haul style videos at that point, so the whole thing was very shocking to me.

    The excess in that video floored me; if I remember she also bought five or six Lululemon sports bras, a bunch of teenager-type Juicy hoodies from Victoria Secret and that ugly ass Skagen watch, and a bunch of other shit that I can't remember now.

    Ugh - She is so gross.
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    QUOTE (ooooooolikejen @ 23/1/2020, 02:57) 
    QUOTE (Not That Emily @ 1/22/2020, 07:29 AM) 
    The same one where she says, "There's 5 candles on it because I turn 5 every year!"

    What a fucking weirdo. Seriously. Who says this shit for a public video?

    This is embarrassing.

    I've seen it a few times before and every time I wonder
    "why in the fresh hell would you put that on youtube for everyone to see??"

    There were so many “WTF” moments with her that left me shaking my head. She has no shame.

    I would cringe for her with a lot of stuff she shared.
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    QUOTE (Pumpkin Spice @ 1/22/2020, 07:40 PM) 
    Having watched every OLJ and PNL video that was ever made, somehow I missed the birthday and children’s book vlog! How can that be?
    When Don gives her a Children’s book that he selected about a Father hedgehog that wants to be dad so badly her face says it all! She just stares at him and then says a phony thank you!

    Doesn't she also tell him to be careful what you wish for? If this was a novel, that would be foreshadowing....LOL!!

    WORTHLESS
    The Jennifer Ross Story
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    The same one where she says, "There's 5 candles on it because I turn 5 every year!"

    What a fucking weirdo. Seriously. Who says this shit for a public video?
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    "I've been hearing about big shifts for a lot of people, from all walks of life"

    Please Jen, tell me about all these people you know, FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE.

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    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 15/1/2020, 00:57) 
    I don't think she was ever a big red meat eater. But for someone crying over dairy cows, she sure loved her dairy.
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    She was going on and on about how yummy this steakhouse was that he was taking her to on their nighttime date.

    ...and let's not forget about those bloody rare burgers that she would devour. She's full of it when she says she doesn't like red meat.
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    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 1/15/2020, 12:43 AM) 
    You guys go back and watch the anxiety video like ten minute intro. She is screaming divorce!

    I'm trying, I really am, but she is so annoying. I stepped away from her videos when she ugly cried about the cows and milk. When you haven't watched her videos in a long time, and you come back, you realize just how awful she really is. She LIVES for this shit; talking to a camera like it's an actual person. Going back in...
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