The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by xphiler4ever

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 4/4/2024, 11:33 PM) 
    I hope the woman she was talking about doesn’t take it to heart and understands that it comes from Alex being a deeply miserable forever unhappy person. there is nothing meaningful in her life that brings her joy and even her child is just something she is doing to check a box. she’ll repeat the same cycle she has with her own mom which is really sad

    she has no idea how to do the work and address her own issues so she lashes out at random people that she watches. after seeing just a few of the girls videos I can see her life is more full than Alex’s and it’s obvious that jealousy drives most of her rants about strangers. I hate that she found out about being mentioned but also hope she really gets that it’s coming from a loser

    100% on point. If that girl ever reads here, please take all this to heart. It's not about you. It's all about BIG AL. She hates the fact that she is an ugly demon who had to settle because she was broaching 40 and the window for a kid was closing. She settled on bummy. That's all this is about.
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    It's almost like the universe is screaming at her that her LUX STUFF will never be the answer to her problems.
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    Never feel bad for her. Once that baby is here, THERE WILL BE TEARS. We bakers must not crack when that happens. She is reaping what she's sowed. Enjoy it.
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    She's the first pregnant person I've seen with terrible hair. Nothing but split ends. Love that for her.

    She thinks it's hard now when no one "supports her" while she's driving around and eating while pregnant. Wait until there is a screaming and needy human being in the picture; that's when you need help. Looking forward to this baby so much.
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    She clearly got a cease and desist with that AE logo because that new label is a total eyesore. It looks like she printed it at home. The kerning is weird too.
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    I can wrap my head around not wanting to go to Church and not doing anything more than the secular Easter stuff.

    What I cannot wrap my head around is having family (ALL FOUR LIVING GRANDPARENTS) literally within 20 minutes and seeing NO ONE on a major holiday. It's fucking weird and makes me feel really bad for the kids.
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    She really is the most profoundly arrogant asshole on the planet.

    I understand that she isn't into Jesus and stuff, but those kids DO celebrate Christian holidays, they have all four of their grandparents alive, they have cousins and step siblings...and on Easter Sunday, they order pizza and sit the house alone. Wtf is wrong with her.
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    What the hell is a "learning structure"?

    Is she implying that a powerpoint slide show is the super special "learning structure" that they use in medical schools? I think they do that in like...elementary schools too.

    Also, I'd be so annoyed that my minimum wage warehouse job requires me to sit and pretend for this insane shit.
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    The most shocking thing to me in this video is her hair. My god it is so so so thin. I can't believe she doesn't see that it needs to be cut.

    How does she simultaneously "know so many people named Kristin and Kristina" and ALSO have no friends?

    Lastly, does anyone have a picture of when she bought a long sleeved bathing suit and bathing PANTS to go to the splash pad?
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    I'll never understand how she doesn't realize her audience was built on youtube. Anyone following her, is following her because of youtube. She's never going to break out as an instagram or tik-tok star.

    Wouldn't it be easy to pimp her stuff on youtube? Just don't read the comments.
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    Krusty is getting personally offended by someone's opinion of a car because Krusty and all her expensive things are one in the same. She literally cannot define herself without HER THINGS...so calling a giant hunk of metal ugly somehow translates in her mind to "Kristina you yourself are ugly."
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    Imagine tooling around in that monstrosity in the middle suburban sprawl and pulling up to Walgreens, Wataburger, and whatever other strip mall places they frequent. They must look like total clowns.
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    Well at this point releasing a photo with her wearing it would help dispel the rumors that her husband is cheating and has a love child.

    It would make everyone who speculated look bad and probably make Will and Kate untouchable for quite sometime.

    And she would come out looking like a saint and get loads of sympathy for her issues.
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    I want to legitimately punch her in the face after her comment about "never being presented the option" to do her own laundry. She always acts like she has no agency. I'm trying to wrap my head around a 17 yr old senior having mommy do her laundry. Oh who am I kidding? Jill had a housekeeper do the laundry I'm sure.
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    If she wanted to convey her hatred for youtube and filming, she did a great job with this video.

    The Aembr logo is atrocious.
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