The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by YouGuysSlayMe

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    TheeThee_big_mouth_0Jen_open_mouth_1

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    TheeThee_cry_pout_0
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    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 7/18/2021, 03:09 PM) 
    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 7/18/2021, 02:49 PM) 
    do you have that picture of Charlotte handy where she makes the exact same face? I'm always amazed by that :lol:

    TheeThee_2

    I think I have a better one. I'll look.

    This is actually more Jen:

    Jen_mouth_1

    Here's Don and TheeThee:

    Don__TheeThee_face
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 7/18/2021, 02:49 PM) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 18/7/2021, 23:41) 
    In spite of fear of being accused of having a rage-boner for Don again, I'd make a t-shirt that says what she said, "The first thing I notice about someone is where they look at me" with this graphic on it:

    The_first_thing_I_notice_is_where_people_look_at_me_2

    do you have that picture of Charlotte handy where she makes the exact same face? I'm always amazed by that :lol:

    TheeThee_2

    I think I have a better one. I'll look.
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    In spite of fear of being accused of having a rage-boner for Don again, I'd make a t-shirt that says what she said, "The first thing I notice about someone is where they look at me" with this graphic on it:

    The_first_thing_I_notice_is_where_people_look_at_me_2
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    QUOTE (notonthenorthshore @ 7/17/2021, 03:34 PM) 
    Jens next home, now hear me out before you judge it, it has that log cabin/prison feel inside, and is close to her new fav magical camping site and would allow her $ to go further to purchase more camping gear, or a tent and kayak!

    www.zillow.com/homedetails/3220-Em..._zpid/?mmlb=g,0

    Perfect.
    It's even got a tub.
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    QUOTE (Magical Toxic Wasteland @ 7/17/2021, 09:44 AM) 
    Of course! Tens, this is my running underwear, and that is my yoga underwear. These pink ones here are my sexy underwear. They were made especially for me by the angels of Victoria’s Secret. They’ve never been worn before. 😂

    Don't settle for Victoria's Secret, Tens.
    Go for La Perla.
    Don can afford it.
    Otherwise, you're just a Jen.

    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 7/17/2021, 11:05 AM) 
    I have to say, I am warming up to the idea of Don and the sister wives all vacationing together in Utah. And not just for the unbearable awkwardness. If the family wants Jen there, and the new Mrs is agreeable, who am I to think it will be unrelentingly awful 🤷🏼‍♀️

    If Don’s tinder was accurate, and he really is poly friendly, maybe the thought of multiple women vying for his gaze is a plus?

    They are all such oddballs, as long as there isn’t unpleasantness to be witnessed by the kids, maybe Jen is getting her blended family.

    I might just be having an overly generous morning. 😁

    Jen would love this.
    All the benefits of being a Mrs. Ross without having to put in any of the 'hard' work.
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    QUOTE (JENSEYEBROW @ 7/16/2021, 01:55 PM) 
    You have a rage boner for Don. Damn, we get it. You only always tell us.

    Perhaps.
    That's about the only sort of boner Don could elicit in me.

    I also have a sense of humor.

    SPOILER (click to view)
    And sometimes I just get a kick out of getting BangleBitch worked up about Don. All in good fun.
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    I base all my "Don is incompetent" conclusions on how he moves an umbrella
    I base all my "Don is a Dick" conclusions on his political views.
    I base all my "Don is a dork" conclusions based on his appearance.

    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 7/16/2021, 01:50 PM) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 16/7/2021, 22:34) 
    You like Don better than I do.

    :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic

    I just don’t have blinders on regarding him simply because of his political and economical views. I won’t shit on him for the sake of shitting on him.

    Suzanne is more than capable of just needing a note with bedtime and favorite foods. Instead Jen made her photo guides. Don is practically an afterthought in that list (much like he was in her mind). Suze should have been completely insulted by what Jen did. But Jen did what Jen does: attempts to control everyone around her while screaming about being caged.

    Also, Suzanne is exactly the sort of person who likes and admires fluffy how-to directions with pretty pictures and easy-to-follow directions.
    She probably still has the guide packed away in storage.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 7/16/2021, 01:23 PM) 
    To me this looks more like Jen is a rigid control freak than a commentary on Don’s abilities.

    You like Don better than I do.

    :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 16/7/2021, 18:42) 
    Photo guides for grandparents & Don

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    To me, this has always been proof that Donald was incompetent.
    Even his own mother must have agreed, or why else would she have been willing to spend that entire weekend there to 'help' take care of the baby?
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    I think a lot of the confusion in the threads is because people just don't have time to read all of this and often, it's off topic anyway, so why bother...

    BUT...if people would take the time to just skim the threads, and look at the screenshots, a lot of confusion would clear up with the "How do we know?" Or "Do we know know?"

    For instance, there was a screenshot of the date of her camping site payment. Clearly 6/6.
    There was a screenshot of Jen and Jeff's Husband's conversation AND Ten's conversation with Jeff about BOTH women being in Utah in August.

    There is almost always a screenshot of anything of any worthiness, and, really, it doesn't take long to skim the threads to just look at those to catch up quickly.
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    Tens is going to open up Jen's life and give her true meaning and purpose.

    'cuz...you know...Tens is perfect. lol
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 7/15/2021, 07:45 PM) 
    Now I feel like Tens is the loser for being with pussy bitch Don who can't tell his parasitic leech ex wife to go away. I held her up so high this afternoon. All your heroes will disappoint you.

    NOW?
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    Jen has already flown at least once.
    But...it would be absolutely awesome if they went in an RV with five kids.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 7/15/2021, 07:16 PM) 
    wowowowow

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    :hearty-laugh:

    I fucking love The Jen Ross Show.
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