The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Midlyfmagicpatronizer25

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    Been a way for a minute now I’m back up in it. (Formerly BrickthesteamingASSistant, formerly camel crack front n back)

    1. Just when we thot she dudn’t get worse….
    2. $25 a month to be “friends” and have girl chats and lives???
    3. Those blackened chicken legs tho
    4. I want a rant videow
    5. Midlife magic?? So lame I made it my Bakery name
    6. Struggle effin bus right to the worter view
    7. I’d pay $25 to have her talk about why her feet so ugly and don’t fit in her shoes ever
    8. A lot of loyal subbies got their hearts broke
    9. Wonder if she called Tammy the Old Lady beaut to get her motherly advice
    10. Even my 10 year old niece knows to mix castor oil in with a lotion, not shmear it on straight like oiling a frying pan.

    Dear Lord, now she can’t say meditate but she can dress like an absolute slu_ uh, name we can’t say here…
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    QUOTE (Twyla @ 4/11/2024, 03:20 PM) 
    Poor thing.

    A lifetime of living in a pissy, dismal apartment with a screeching beefaloe.

    :(

    Screeching Beefaloe…. Needs to be our next thread title…. When she returns from her semuglutide journey or some fakery and nonsense…
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    Haha someone asked her about sustainability??? What a joke.
    She buys enough clothes, makeup jewelry and beauty product to stock her own store.
    Every week.

    Her junk should be piled in the swamp behind her “ocean front” property. That way she could see what she’s contributing to the waste problem.
    A real eye opener.
    Her job is to compulsively spend, get stuff for herself, show off, look like a shitester, and she’s justified because of course, it’s for “us”
    What an ignoramus. Or a sly fox… either way she’s a scammer.
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    This was back on that box shaped LV. The handles looked JUST like the fake bag…
    Her bag is bottom pic, blue background

    Mulva, love the title by the way.
    I feel sooo sorry for those neighbors at the pool seeing her and Brick sunning themselves. No wonder the Bassett hound who lives next door howls.
    He recoginzes a bitch when he sees one…
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    She’s still a mess I see.
    Make sure y’all watch on Invidio.us which doesn’t give her views $

    I remember commented years ago about those disgusting protein chips she was touting and she reamed me out.
    She is the exercise, health guru filling her body with Botox and filler. Ok Greta… save the planet….
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    QUOTE (PamelaAndersonwannabee @ 4/25/2024, 03:43 AM) 
    Has anyone else ever thought that the bags she buys are counterfeit dupes? You can get them so easy online including the boxes. I have a friend who purchased a Hermes bag for $400 and tbh it’s gorgeous. It would make sense that’s why she can afford all these bags. Has she ever showed herself walking out of the store with bags? I’ve Seen these dupe bags and they’re beautiful but pricey for knockoffs. I own an authentic LV bag and 2 k ockoffs and I can’t tell the difference. There’s a secret way you order them on DHG app. I’ve suspected Lisa was purchasing counterfeits for a while.

    Back a few Louis’ ago, I posted side by side pics showing hers looked ABSOSMURFLEE fake-aroony.
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    Yes Dora, the sun damage has caught up to her already. And yet, there she is, shallow AF, excited over pool days and being in the sun.
    “Oh it’s not about color, it’s the sun recharges me”

    Charity work and church recharges me. Volunteering recharges me. Doing things for others. Handing some blessing bags out.

    Lisa: Nails, hair, hauls, suntanning, products, me, me, me, me.
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    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 3/30/2024, 03:31 AM) 
    QUOTE (A.DoraBuhl @ 3/29/2024, 08:03 PM) 
    Lisa has zero compassion. I would add an IMO, but I state that with full conviction.
    1. The cat locked in the garage with a broken jaw, then laughed about.
    2 Wheel at the bottom of stairs asking when they could go and eat, and her letting that in the video.
    3. Bridgette (the dog) whining in endless pain. Then Lisa saying Brooke cried far too much when they finally did put the dog to rest.
    4. Her filming herself handing that one set of discarded bed sheets to the person that was collecting things for families after the hurricane hit. You (well I) know full well if Lisa had given any more, we'd have heard about it and there would have been links for "us" to buy the same.
    I am sure that I missed something else. For me, four recollections are four too many.

    Yep, just recalled another . . . her favorite aunt being murdered and Lisa shopping at JC Penney and then filming the day of the funeral. UGH

    Another was when she said they'd get a neighbor to check the cats while they evacuate from a hurricane. They lived in the flood zone at the old house, and this one is even worse.

    Leaving John after surgery to go shopping and laughing about him in pain….
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    Yes how dark of her to speak of being “bothered” by the less fortunate around her shopping haunts during Holy Week.
    She is tone deaf.

    Didja catch the comment about the Dyson clip holding you to a bridge….. too soon Lisa, too soon.
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    Hey Saks, your spokesperson dudn’t even spell right….

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    I personally believe that Brick the steaming ass-istant is the one who orders the “new and exciting” items , monitors social media, sales and such.
    Lisa is too busy tanning, frying her hair and slathering on cakes of makeup to actually do much more than outfit of the day and Mc D’s drive thru.

    She’s a broken record with her favorites, lip combos, etc. surprised she got one the “it” amazon bags.

    PS Lisa, the new Estée Lauder Bronze goddess fragrance is really good… i see that EL is beneath her now. That’s actually how I found her channel — when she reviewed EL CC cream.
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    He’s not autistic, he’s an ADHD a hole. He lied abut Jason’s house redo. He puts viewers in danger by showing them cleaning hazardous situations without proper protection. Him and all the rest. Mouse droppings, mold, human waste. IT”S NOT SAFE TO CLEAN THAT with rubbery gloves and some effin sponges….
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    QUOTE (Gnat411 @ 2/13/2024, 11:49 AM) 
    QUOTE (BrickthesteamingASSistant @ 9/2/2024, 00:35) 
    Either she’s LO-ho-ded up on bronzer/contour or she’s on Ozempic. She looks weird.

    Now I’m curious to check out her latest video!! I was on a hiatus from her channel because she’s so a whiny, over sensitive narc with a shopping addiction.

    A secret “hobby” of mine is figuring out who has done what when it comes to medical procedures and tweaks 🫣

    Watch her on Indviou.us (yewtube) so she doesn’t get views/credit.
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    She cleaned ONE place in Florida. Likely shilling for American sponsors. Now the ED story. And I hate the better Help Sponsorship, they are nothing but trouble…
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    Tummy tuck coming in 3, 2, 1. Right before Brick, her dotter, turns 24.


    Is there surgery for praying mantis syndrome??? Ahahahahahaha
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