The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by ComfortablyNumb

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    QUOTE (Gonegirl @ 1/12/2021, 17:18) 
    Why is Don wearing a bunny rabbit shirt ?

    He looks relaxed though. 420 😉

    He does look buzzed. Pick your poison.
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    He’s a pompous ass but good for him! That’s what a vacation face should look like, Jen take note.
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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 29/11/2021, 04:58) 
    Since WeatherMan Dave and Don aren’t around to lug the tree and totes up from the basement any longer, who does she have do it now?

    Also, I wonder if she has a basement room full of shelving and bins again.

    If someone told her it was official peloton exercise and she had a camera and a boo on the bins, she’d bring them upstairs in a nanosecond. But regular work with no one watching and no special clothing to buy and wear for said work...meh.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 23/11/2021, 15:12) 
    I don’t think Tens gives Two!shits about showing up Jen. Perhaps it’s digs at her own Ex?

    I agree, I don’t think either of them give two shits about Jen. They’re in the (relatively) new, exciting lovie dovie part of a relationship and building a new life together. Ain’t got time for anything Jen.

    Meanwhile back on bitter street, solo momma is still trying to find a new identity but can’t move on from caged victim.

    She’s really a piece of work. Everyone faces those awkward questions at family gatherings and half the population is divorced but Jen thinks her advice is important. Poor dear lives in such a bubble she has no idea she’s not relevant or relatable.
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    QUOTE (DominantJunk @ 23/11/2021, 05:42) 
    “He’s a nice guy, there’s not a lot of those out there…” and Jen is upset that people say that because this is the TRUTH. She’s learned it hardcore because she has yet to have a date with ANY guy.

    And she’s perfectly content to continue to let that nice guy finance her boring existence that now has no purpose.

    The only person making those comments to Jen, along with the flickering looks of consternation, is her own mother.

    She could answer I can’t go back to him, he dumped me. I know, when bats fly out of her big ass...
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    She went to one concert with her brother and now she’s Jen the rocker chick and has to go to ALL the concerts. She’s in for a rude awakening. It’s like she’s been in a coma for 18 years and just woke up, unaware of anything current unless she copies it.

    She didn’t want to stand at the look out tower in Wisconsin because (gasp) there were other people there but now we’re supposed to believe she’d enjoy rock concerts packed with people? :eyeroll: Trying to show Don and that new wife that she’s cool Jen now!!

    Edited by ComfortablyNumb - 11/21/2021, 10:42 PM
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    QUOTE (DisneyPrincess @ 21/11/2021, 04:28) 
    Genesis! How tragic. She couldn't be more middle of the road and dull if she tried.

    Phil Collins is a genius and not even close to tragic. Having said that, the concert was at least Jen’s speed, people were sitting in seats lol. I want to see cool Jen in a mosh pit, raging with her badass fake leather jacket. She’d shit herself.
    :crying:
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    When I married my husband and had kids, I was a good sport about continuing to go on his bachelor off grid adventures. He hauled me and the kids up billy goat’s gruff in a 4WD jeep pulling a little trailer with our gear and dirt bikes. No running water. Mosquitos galore and dirt, everywhere. Boiled water to cook and clean. I was raised camping in campsites and this was a whole new thing and so.much.work!

    Potty training my kids, then saying “well now you poop on the ground”. I told hubs get me a camper, something off the dirt with running water. This is not a vacation for me!

    Then I look at Jen, she’s convinced herself that she did “legit” hiking/solo backpacking by stepping off a ferry and walking to a reserved campsite with toilets. Pulling out MREs for one freaking night. I could not stop laughing!!! Cringe!

    I want to see her go off grid with kids. It will never happen. She’s proud of herself. For what? Boiling pouches on a $140 mini stove? Throwing up a $400 tent with an air mattress, yoga mat and tea whisk? Hauling her $1000+ Jackery and $300 yeti for one person for one night? SHE IS SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL.

    I can not wait for the four day trip.
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    She does jack shit in real life, only pwincess Jennifer would think this is fun. She really has to prove to Don that she doesn’t need him. But she’s so bad at it!

    *end rant :disgust1:
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    This whole thing makes me realize she does not entertain at all. Her bar cart, coffee bar and all those entertaining accessories are for show. This GBP is IT for the entire year.

    Any normal social being knows giving a party is expensive. I enjoy spoiling my guests. She acts likes her guests should be kissing her ass just because they were invited.

    Tikaa, do yourself a favor and host an elegant party with nice liquor and nice food. See how much work that is. Then compare the cost to the measly amount you spend on candy and crappy food. Clueless and classless.
    :eyeroll:
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    I’ve never met a hostess that complains online that entertaining her guests is too expensive. Just wow. Entertaining is not cheap, what exactly does she expect?

    She’s the one with the nonchalant comments that outfits she’s trying on are only $250, or a pillow is only $375.00, etc. Now expense is a problem? What an actual cheap ass low class bitch. No wonder the whole town hates her.
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    Anticipating those comments, lol :=/:
    Sure Jan Jen Gene

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    QUOTE (BespokePoopShovel @ 12/11/2021, 03:57) 
    Lol! How long would you say her head is with this filter? About 2 feet?

    This long. I’m sorry, I can’t help myself. ^U^

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    QUOTE (Chef Elzar @ 11/11/2021, 02:40) 
    Isn't that nice of her house cleaning service to put up some decorations for the kids who are forced to live in that dreary, bland, lifeless McMansion?

    McMansion? More like a McFuckFlip.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 9/11/2021, 01:07) 
    I just rewatched part of Vlogmas: Let's talk coparenting

    it was telling. "editing Jen" popped in to add more to the convo. said the easier you can let go what's happening at the other house the better you will be

    the other parent may feed them things you wish they didn't but you have to get over it

    the other parent may have a different bed time for them but you gotta get over it

    etc etc

    too bad that need for control will always consume her. anything viewed as not the best parenting will be Don's fault

    And now it’s, they’re with your ex’s new wife who does it better than you. You were replaced and Don is the winner (in her mind). That is eating her alive.
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    She used to decorate with Christmas colors and I liked some of her things. The gum ball vomit...not warm, not inviting, and not Christmasy. Acid trip yes, Christmas, no.
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    No explanation is showing on my stories. Did she erase it?
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