AdventuresofJennyThePooh: ALuluPurseIsHerBestFriendAndWoolUnderwearOnHerAmpleRearEnd Pt 292

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    Title by Bangle Bitch with an assist from pinksims

    Poem by Suzanne’sBiggestFan:

    I refuse to wash my craw.
    I hardly ever wash at all.
    Merino underwear, a hooker bath
    Is all I need to clean my g*sh.
     
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    Great title!

    Just when I thought Gene couldn't get more icky...

    Wool_underwear

    Edited by BespokePoopShovel - 11/24/2021, 07:36 PM
     
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    Hey Jen, did I touch a nerve when I said the kids were in a stroller?

    Also, they looked ridiculous in snow boots. It hasn’t snowed yet. They would have been fine in sneakers.
     
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    I must live under a rock.
    I've never heard of wool underwear!
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    Guys! I was featured in Jen’s gift guide! This just made my day :thumbs-up:
     
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    Not Jen-fending but I have been traveling with wool underwear for years. Only traveling. We usually go for 3 weeks if we go overseas. I take 5 pairs of wool underwear and wash in the sink with hot water and travel laundry sheets. They dry very quickly.

    With that said, if I got them as a gift I would be pissed. 😡

    Even her gift guides have gotten ugly and worn out
     
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    2021 Jen sucks. She really nosedived once the divorce was finalized.

    What a fool.

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    Her gift guide is only for things she wants.
     
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    QUOTE (Doughy @ 11/24/2021, 08:57 PM) 
    "Mommy, if we were made of chocolate or plastic crap, would you smile at us that that?"

    jen_2

    like that* (damn that last glass of dinner-prep wine!) :20130930101758-5e972761:
     
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    Theragun looks like something someone could use for masterbation. Just sayin.. :lol:
     
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    QUOTE (BespokePoopShovel @ 25/11/2021, 02:35) 
    Great title!

    Just when I thought Gene couldn't get more icky...

    Wool_underwear

    Are half the lights out on that tree?

    Also, I hate that I have—and love—that lulu bag. It’s great to wear to Disney and to walk the dog. I was actually going to buy one for a white elephant exchange with family. Rethinking that now. Thanks, Gene.
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 25/11/2021, 03:20) 
    2021 Jen sucks. She really nosedived once the divorce was finalized.

    What a fool.

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    She looks so bitchy here.

    I guess you have to choose yourself when no one else will.

    How the mighty have fallen.
     
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