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50 Shades of Lemon Priorities Part 58: Daily outfit selfies, shopping, reading, and screen time are more important than raising children - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Right!? What happened to mid April? House isn't on the market for sale or for rent so still happening or what? -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Based on what she said in the video it sounds like they are buying a home that is a tract home. There are several builders in SA that build supply & then whatever is available & you are ready you pick one. Like DR Horton EXPRESS, etc. That's what it sounds like to me, what's the builder he works for? Maybe they have something along those lines.
Also, Fiddy's making a commercial w/the pizza joint (she claims based on her ideas) & "football is my thing" & "what is this life" 😂 -
50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay! - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
I bet they are moving, all that "decluttering" tells it all as well as Pearl not going to public school next year. What a rollercoaster of movement for those kids & just 6 months ago, they were going to put in a pool! -
Habby Habby the Dysfunctional Family - this family should have starred in the movie SMILE Pt 48 - Kisha Jaggers.Oh she's a roommate now and only 10 minutes away from the apartment. Surprised Bones still has a driver's license.
No guess yet BUT, in the IG picture she posted of AJ there's a lockbox on the door handle. -
50 Shades of RHODT Rebrand pt 55: Life Buy Vanessa New Name Still No Shame, Fiddy Gave Up On Fame & Is In The Pizzeria Making It Rain, Next.Level.Nicole Is All About Tha Gains - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.Does she understand that The “want need wear read” BS makes her look ridiculous.
She shops nonstop for these children. So don’t act like you keep the giving to a minimum!
The entire purpose of that rule is to buy 1 item for each category. If you don’t follow that… well everything on planet earth can fall into on of those categories. So if i buy 20 gifts for my child ….i can figure out a way to categorize each of those as a want or a need.
If Bryce is SO hard to shop for…. Well then that probably needs he doesn’t NEED anything!! Why are you going and looking for things to buy him. Just so he can have something to open??? So much money wasted on basically satisfying Vanessa and her NEED to spend money.
So. Much. Waste.
It’s extremely bizarre behavior to go out shopping with absolutely no direction and just blow thousands on random items your kids don’t need.
How many hoodies do those kids need??? When it’s 110 in Texas.
And the stitch nonsense is ridiculous too. I can see if Rose found something stitch related and wanted to save up for it or put it on her bday list. But i cannot for the life of me comprehend why Vanessa goes looking for every single product ever created with stitch on it and buys it and hands it to her kid. Wtffff??? Sounds like Vanessa is the one who loves Stitch
Why would anyone ever teach their child that every interest that they have, you need to buy every product on the market to have hoarded in your room. So now once she moves on from stitch and likes Moana next week…. Is she going to have rose thinking she needs every single moana doll, stuffed animal, t shirt, socks, books, candy, erasers, hoodie, pens, funkopop, blind bag, flash lights, figurines. And a new cat named moana too???
You are creating obsessive and hoarding personalities. Harboring a very unhealthy habit.
Agree with all of this, 100%, the hoodies had my mouth open, seriously, how many do they need? She just bought them some at Niagara Falls??!! My child has 1, ONE hoodie that is worn ALL THE TIME, they don't need that many variations of a hoodie!!?? They aren't cheap either!! I am so glad my child doesn't ask/want/need to support every interest with all the items of it, nonsense! ALSO, spot on w/the want/wear/need/read, that's to REDUCE the gift giving, keep it more rational, not an excuse to BUY, BUY, BUY! Such nonsense! -
50 shades of Lemon’s Unhinged spending, The road trip never ending, and the HOA approval for the pool is still pending Pt. 54 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 7/11/2023, 01:26 PM)Her “business” does not bring in that much money. How can they possibly write off every single thing she buys? You can’t write off more than you make. Right? I’m No Effectively the Boss accountant like the man child Tim…but i thought that was how it worked.
You can write off anything you want until the IRS audits you.
But you still have to spend the $, it's just so wasteful! She was def more into them than the kids, oohing & awwwing over junk. -
50 Shades of Temu pt 53: Vee shops like a billionaire yet doesn't have a dime to spare for some new hair - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.We should add on the price of the training facility for Oliver for each day. The boarding is probably around $40/day. I’m not sure about the training. But the boarding alone for 17 days would be around $700+. So probably another $500+ for training depending on the package she picked. In total Oliver will cost probably around $1500 to be away for 17 days
Also….it was only day 4 and they are in NY. I am no “drive across the country expert” but doesn’t that seem like a serious amount of mileage to cover considering they have stopped to do museums, parks, shopping, junk eating and sleeping?
Yes, was coming her to say this as well, that dog facility is very new & very nice. IF it's the one I think it is by the looks of her IG pic of him, Pet Paradise, we took our pup there once, not cheap! -
50 Shades of Temu pt 53: Vee shops like a billionaire yet doesn't have a dime to spare for some new hair - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.The urinals are for the road trip. In case they're on a back road and someone needs to pee. They're disposable.
The birth kit is not a joke, but I can't remember her long winded explanation of why she needed it.
She doesn't want them to have to WALK to a bathroom, stay in the car, eat your sugary snacks & your sugary drinks & then drop your drawers when you need to pee. GROSS. She said they are "usually" good about letting her know when they have to go, usually?? Have they had accidents in the car? That's absurd, they aren't toddlers barely learning to go to the bathroom! -
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OMG, gross
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Totally Tikaa TRAFFIC Cone: Orange Shower Curtain Dress Wearer, Serial Swearer, Kitchen Remodel Bad News Bearer Pt. 75 - Totally Tikaa.
What the hellllll w/all this gun talk, OMG, shut up about it already. -
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The latest try on Amazon haul, the blue dress w/the boots brought my eyes right to her knees. Not a good look. -
50 Shades of Abandoning Subscribers: Slinging Za and Driving to Niagara Pt 51 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.All I know is Bryce had been talking about being home schooled since before Christmas last year, he said he wouldn't be back after the xmas break but then was back. Guess he finally got his wish!
Did I miss something????? whatthebleep You know the Lemon/Elphick family? Maybe you are a neighbor? Parent of Lemonette friend? Teacher? Lemon's brother's girlfriend?
No, you missed nothing.
Just someone who lives in SA that knows people at the middle school 
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50 Shades of Abandoning Subscribers: Slinging Za and Driving to Niagara Pt 51 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.#1 - Lemon must of used a double filter for the IG "announcement"
#2 - Homeschool disaster 2.0
#3 - Where are the San Antonio locals???? Someone here must have some intel.
All I know is Bryce had been talking about being home schooled since before Christmas last year, he said he wouldn't be back after the xmas break but then was back. Guess he finally got his wish! -
50 Shades of Abandoning Subscribers: Slinging Za and Driving to Niagara Pt 51 - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Trying homeschooling again! Interesting. -
50 Shades of Bitch Boys pt 49: Fiddy Actin Like A Bad B Rollin Round In A Used Caddy, Dirrty Darryl & Uncle Pawlie Are Tag Team Daddies, Mark's Cooking & Cleaning Since The SAHM Is A Deadbeat - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
She does look like she's lost weight though, good for her!
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