The Gossip Bakery

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    It really emphasized her bulbous forehead and nose. She really goes out if her way to look completely ridiculous.
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    She has a really intense vocal fry. I don’t think she intentionally uses it but she certainly could work on it because it is grating. I think she’s sweet but I stopped watching and unsubscribed long ago. I simply don’t learn anything new from her and her looks are so dated it verges on humorous. All she needs is a red nose and she’s be believable as a clown cos-play.
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    People that wear these tiny cardigans and jackets which clearly can’t button….it makes you look much larger than finding a sweater that actually fits.
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    It’s so obvious from these stories that he doesn’t know her at all- not even her food preferences. The jewelry he got her is not her style, she never wears anything like that and it goes with nothing she owns. I know it’s just cheap glass but the style is just completely random. The food is not what she likes to eat to celebrate, it’s just complete strangers hanging out. I’m going to be stunned if they don’t go fishing. She is literally just accepting dog scraps like it’s filet mignon.
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    This just a personal pet peeve but her “coffee” is 90% milk. Just drink the milk lady, that amount of caffeine isn’t doing anything for you.
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    The vocal fry on this chick is crazy.
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    This is also where I get confused about MW - if the goal is to marry her off the the first available CPW, why not put her on diet. She can’t seriously think this hog sized child is going to attract anyone decent with actual intention for marriage? Unless she herself is slow AF. Sure if Kai had a personality or could cook and clean, but this chick does nothing but become one with the couch all day.
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    I hear ya, I’ve been a Kai follower forever, back before she ever got pregnant etc. I’m not saying they’re as delayed as Kai but even that reaction to pull her out of school screams incompetency and I don’t know…slowness lol. I know mama Ws capable of running a household but she’s clearly incapable of any kind of long term consequence planning.
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    This is a very complex situation. Yes there are clearly delays but none of us really know to which degree. She’s clearly capable of editing and uploading videos, opening credit cards and online shopping. I think in additional to delayed she has several personality disorders. These make her completely self absorbed and selfish, unable to feel empathy or connection to other people. We also don’t know what the issue is with her parents - they may well be delayed themselves.
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    And to use a SITC quote with that horrible unfortunate grandma outfit. Yikessssss.
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    I get that she’s a shut in loser but how much does your life have to suck for you to prefer hanging out under a bridge trying to catch some trash fish. It boggles the mind. I’d rather watch my mom drink box wine then lower my standards that much but I guess Kai is a new level of desperate.
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    QUOTE (blondeambition @ 10/2/2022, 16:41) 
    A few people I follow (who do not claim to be goal gurus in the slightest) say that sometimes if they are looking at their to do list and have been procrastinating on something or just simply have a list of things that really need to get done, they set the timer on their phone for 10, 15, 20 min - whatever is an appropriate amount of time - and just DO IT. That's the kind of advice that I find actually helpful to get things accomplished.

    For Laken to enact something like that, first she would need to research various timers and then would spend 3 hours deciding whether a task (or goal in her case lol) should be time blocked for 10 or 15 minutes. 4 months then passes by.....

    Oh it would be a goal broken up into 20 tiny steps surrounding research and prep for said goal. Researching timers, podcasts, books and the right music for that task. Then realizing … the task isn’t actually that important to her and she no longer wants to work on it. Until next month when she realizes she really should.
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    How to do nothing.. Jen you could write that book.
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    I don’t post a ton but I do follow along the wild ride that is Jen. Something I find really amusing is that no one other influenced or personality that I follow here at the bakery ever talks THIS much about the things said here. They may mention it in passing but they certainly aren’t posting 20+ IG Stories about it, changing their posting schedule and having a complete meltdown about their bodies. She is as obsessed with us as we are with her, granted for us it’s much more entertaining. She has so little self awareness that she brings this to herself. If she was really all about authentic sharing, she’d share away and ignore this site. We are literally no one to get, why does she care?
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    And they weren’t even filled all the way. It’s honestly heartbreaking.
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