The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Gawfahomg

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    QUOTE (Lucky_Me @ 24/8/2020, 18:19) 
    I thought we would get a wagon shot. Jen's getting creative with the swings! :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    She seldom likes to do going home stories or vlogs. So not really surprised that she seems to have just reappeared.

    Has she EVER done a coming home thing? She gets lazy and tired about going back to reality. I knew the kids were back because there would have been a million "shit quotes" as you call em if she flew alone. I bet the novelty of an RV and being together was gone and the way home succckkkeddd.
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    I'm going to just say, for later when I'm right so I can say I called it, IF she finds someone else. It will be the Ross family who? She'll never mention them again.
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    Much different picture then Jen paints - hasn't she at least implied that she's been feeling this divorce for several years? If that was true, wouldn't a logical person, even subconsciously talk your husband out of plunking down that much money - if you really wanted out...

    ETA: haha I said logical :rolleyes:
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    Wasn't it Don who said it was a good investment for them, that it would pay off down the road? He clearly was thinking they'd be together 20 years from now when he did his research.
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    Middle of the night dream that woke me up. Thinking if Jen went to Utah because she has toned up, lost some weight, is feeling more herself again (re dress and bikini wearing V swim leggings) and is seeing Don sexy up (please don't puke) wanting to get under one roof again to see how things went...I'd think if there was sexual chemistry once there is potential for it again? Anyway - my thought was I hope that if that was even a thought for her she'd have balls enough to go after him, and not be Jen enough to wait for him try to chase her. Like put the kids to bed, have a glass of wine (I can't remember is she drinking now or not now) and slip into Don's room under the guise of needing something from the loftice. Bam. Lots of divorced couples hook up. I am team they deserve each other and was sad to hear they weren't going to do the trudging through the tough times together.

    I'm guessing none of this happened and thats the overly glorified this is a great trip, yet I'm leaving soon thing. But hey, a girl can *literally* dream (luckily I woke up).

    Also, since I've been gone forever, I needed to say all that face touching is really doing her complexion around her mouth no favors, coupled with her caked on makeup (sorry Jen, I gave you a hard time about not wearing any and now I'm giving you a hard time about wearing it. I'm conflicted) it looks rough.
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    Thanks Bangle Bitch for filling me in. I hate falling so far behind.
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    What is plategate? I've been swamped at work for the last 6 weeks. Abbreviated would fill me in.
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    We love Christine!
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    Give the woman what she wants!!!!
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    She went in august last year after she apparently stopped going to marriage counseling. I'm sure that was super pleasant.
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    Omg what have I missed... :smoking-smiley-face:
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    They were middle aged in their 20s because the only people they knew and hung out with were their parents. They were babies playing adult. That's why there are snoopy shirts mixed with retirement home decor. That's why she has 12 year old braids, while going to Tiffany's. She's "younger" now than she was 25 because of social media and who she emulates.
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    Am I the only person who cringes every time someone says "Don's money"? She might not have contributed as much as other housewives do, but the man chose to marry and share with her. It was their money - despite her recent claims - they were a team, he made it, she spent it.
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    Feeling depressed about Jen getting such a nice house for, literally doing nothing, and buying everything she ever wanted. I *know* I have a husband that adores me, and who I equally am smitten with and she is unfortunately going though a divorce. She is making herself as undesirable as possible for the future. Being a picky plant based but not really eater - people (men and women) get sick of that fast. Losing interest in upkeeping your appearances. Etc. Etc. And she has a long road ahead of her as far as I see before she's as close to happy and content as I am - but man. Why can't she have to move into like 2000sq ft.
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    Why do you need travel popcorn bags Jen? Why?
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