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| Imagine charging people to watch your content and then spending an hour of said paid content-time vaguebooking and complaining that you have to spend more time with your very young kids than you planned (and chastising your paying audience if they dare ask what’s wrong after all of that aforementioned vaguebooking). Her big complaint this year is spending more time with her own children at Christmas. That’s what’s stressing her out. THEN, ending the video by saying “I hope this is relatable”. 🙃
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| I never thought that she’d make that house THIS much worse. It was ugly, of course, but she COULD have made the inside suit the location/exterior.
Aaryn, this is what could have been: |
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| I don’t like stone dining tables in general (in looks or practicality), but if you’re gonna do a stone table you need to commit and DO a stone table. I’m talking a thick slab of gorgeous stone. The thin stone works for small side tables… it looks awful on this. Especially since it’s the most basic stone type.
That space is begging for a solid, heavy, weathered wood dining table. I love that she’s fucking this up so badly. 🥹 |
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| It’s giving: the year is 2008 and Elle and Blair Fowler just moved into their first apartment together with their *glam* beauty guru aesthetic.
I’m waiting for the hot pink feathers and zebra print monogram moment. |
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| That table is an accident waiting to happen with her feral (not their fault) and unattended children.
Those kids are going to stand on the edge of that thing and it’s going to flip. It’s completely off-balance proportion-wise. |
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| I’m sure she’s a very nice woman, but I can’t handle her giggling about things like cocktails.
Girl, you’re like 43. It’s okay to have a drink and it’s okay to not have a drink. Giggling like a schoolgirl over the idea of having a beverage during the holidays gives off big “spazzes at the sight of the word penis” vibes. Grow up, ya knob. |
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| Am I losing it or does Jen resemble Nana of the “who’s that wonderful girl” (aka the Canadian fever dream: Nanalan) fame?
Is it the wide mouth? The dead eyes? The glasses (sun, in Jen’s case) that are too big for her face? The perpetually drooping nose? The unkempt hair (albeit Nana has more than 4)? The taxidermy-esque dog? I can’t unsee it. This could easily be her Christmas card. |
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| QUOTE (CrazyDaisy22 @ 18/12/2023, 22:35) Aryan pulled out the fancy styrofoam bowls for her quality home-cooked crockpot meals. Cute. Just gonna drop these here, just in case: Aaryn - 349,119 - currently. Tara - 295,827 - currently. 
Watching her pour hot soup into styrofoam bowls (and hot coffee into plastic cups each morning) really solidifies how seriously she’s taking this most recent “healing” journey of hers. 👀 |
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| QUOTE (CatMom2 @ 18/12/2023, 02:35) So you want your bro to be able to get it for his weight loss, but you’re upset bc other people want it for their weight loss?
Aaryn took it so that she could rush into her “mommy makeover” (barf). She took it because she wanted huge new tits. PP’s bro takes it because he wants to, you know, stay alive. She doesn’t have a medical need for it.
No one thinks that those who are truly struggling with obesity shouldn’t have access to it. The PP’s bro needs it. Aaryn didn’t. |
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| | I don’t want to hear a damn complaint about the cost of replacing a working oven from this wench. She just spent $2500 on someone else’s dog, and another $1000 on penis-repelling wool thongs and toe socks for herself. |
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| QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 15/12/2023, 02:57) I suggested bean bags for the kids awhile back, but not for that dumbass room. That space will never be a good TV room.
On the beanbag front, if I had her space and resources (and lack of interest in using the space for anything else, like a proper living room or a library) the “ballroom” would make an excellent in-home trampoline park/rock wall/ball-pit/playground extravaganza. |
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| How has she lived in the mausoleum for three years and yet this absolute ignoramus hasn’t figured out that her TV could, at the very least, have been on a pull-out swivel mount this entire time?
The room layout hurts my eyes, but it Jesus Christ at least utilize some of the tools available so that you and your cash calves can watch a movie together rather than you sitting behind them like a colossal creep, ya weirdo. |
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| “Demon, leave this house in Jesus’ name!”
*Aaryn vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving nothing but her headphones spinning on the floor… a palpable peace settles over Boerne* |
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| QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 14/12/2023, 14:50) She loves her dumb rundisney ornaments. Why not pick up cute ornaments on her trips to fill those bare trees? She is such a compulsive shopper for specific stuff (Disney crap) and then is weirdly disinterested in buying actual cool stuff. It boggles my mind.
Ugh it kills me. She has more money than all of us combined and yet she lives in an empty house with empty trees and an empty soul. Imagine how much gorgeous character she could have in that “ballroom” with some beautiful antique furniture, art, books, etc? Here I am trying to squeeze tiny antiques and quirky pieces into my little home without overwhelming it (and/or going bankrupt). She loves all of these AirBNBs that are filled with character, yet the only thing with any personality in her house is her $200000 collection of advent calendars. |
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