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Yet she moved this elderly dog into a completely tiled house, with dropped living rooms and heaps of tripping hazards, and refused to put down any runners to prevent slipping and damage to Zel’s joints.
She refused to listen to medical advice when the vet told her that Zel shouldn’t be running around anymore (she came home and immediately chased her around the property on her glorified golf-cart just to prove her vet wrong… because she is too stupid to realize that “shouldn’t be running anymore” and “couldn’t be running anymore” are two very different sentiments).
She kept bringing more and more animals into the house, and completely stopped paying attention to Zel.
She left Zel (and all those other pets… but it would be especially hard on a senior dog) in a mould-ridden home during extensive renovations whilst she went to Disney and Colorado for months on end.
She only now started any kind of supplement routine for Zel (and even then, it’s questionable). She did no preventative maintenance like using doggy-stars or ramps. Meanwhile she’s been spending tens of thousands on her own imaginary health issues/appearance/Amazon junk.
She’s so lucky to have had Zel this long… but proper care could have meant that her final years were comfortable years, not painful ones. Aaryn hasn’t given a single fuck about her dog in the last few years, and now she’ll be all about her, because Zel’s inevitable impending demise will get her lots and lots of attention once the mould sympathy wears off. |
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| Push me into the crematory and toss my ashes at sea because I am deceased.
The search bar, the result, the suggested searches (not the “colonial ponytail”).
She can never come back from this. 💀 |
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| She’s been saying “divine” non-stop lately.
She’s 100% messaging herself with compliments again. ⚰️ |
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| Don on dating apps:
Nipples.
Jen on dating apps:
Pervert-suitor in the DMs:
“hey girl what that mouth do?”
Jen:
QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 12/1/2024, 00:35)
Pervert-suitor: *sticks a molten-hot poker in his eyes*
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| I audibly cackle every time I see the gifs of her dancing in the blue sweatshirt with her single strand of hair flapping around behind her.
We all know this is what’s beneath that hat, which makes the gifs even better:
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| QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 11/1/2024, 18:27) QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 1/11/2024, 01:52 PM) I legit thought my dog knocked something over and went to go look. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just relistened.  holy shit! Hey Bear! Hey Bear!  She crazy lol
I hope it was one of her $250 mugs. |
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| QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 11/1/2024, 15:23) Figured I needed a new profile pic.
Not the shovel caressing her neck. 💀 ⚰️ |
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| I don’t care if Don likes to have sex while playing the kazoo and wearing a pair of elephant ears on his ass… but I’ll forever find it odd that he felt it was a solid choice to post an unflattering topless photo of himself leering at the camera (with a tagline about being a hypersexual dom) on a hook-up app that’s notoriously linked to people screen-shotting and shaming other users. Especially knowing that he was a small-scale public figure thanks to his wife (and, quite frankly, well-known in his community thanks to his wealth and family), and that there was a higher chance of him being recognized and plastered on the internet than your average Joe.
Save the nipple swirls for the DMs, Donald. |
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| QUOTE (Mysterygal @ 11/1/2024, 02:12) I don't believe there was ever any mold at all.
I do because that house is ✨disgusting✨ and so are it’s residents. |
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I feel terrible for the kids (and will judge her eternally if she doesn’t get them out of that house), but I am going to laugh forever that she’s been cosplaying as a mould expert for the past two months… only to now prove that she and Nick have been completely oblivious and useless all along.
Imagine completely renovating your main level before even ensuring that the house has been properly remediated (key word: properly). |
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| Meow2 we appreciate you all (especially when the poop hits the fan)! Burning down most of the last thread was the right call. Thanks for letting us get it out of our systems, though!
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