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| Jesus, this bitch is shrill.
"I don't buy myself gifts." You're entire fucking life is buying yourself gifts. For fuck's sake, 10 minutes in and I want to slap this bitch. |
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| | What exactly is a ruck croissant? |
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| Here's an idea for what to do with your moon water-- pour it down the drain.
Not one shower gel or bar of soap? WTF?
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| More fucking croissants? Makes me think of this:
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| | Technically his money could buy nice hair if Bertha accepted that she needs a wig... |
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| I have no idea who they are, but that man is giving Handsome Squidaward with all the filler in his lips.
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| | The shows in Indiana coincide with Wine & Dine and God knows she won't miss that shit for anything. |
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| | My guess is Paris-- Taylor Swift concert and then Disneyland Paris in May. |
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| What are the odds that she wears those jeans on the flight home?  |
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| | His forbid fatso asks your opinion and you have the gall to tell her something she doesnt want to hear. |
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| All I see when I look at these photos. Except the elephant has more fashionable shoes.
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| Who the fuck doesn't know how to pronounce Jodi Picoult's name???? MORON.
Ew, no one wants to hear this musty clam talking about beautiful shirtless men. Blech. |
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| I don't think those ears are big enough. She should go for this next time:
AND they're $200, so she's got the added bonus of wasting some more of the spaceman's money.
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| I'm doing a fun run through town next week. Should I dress up like a cartoon character and celebrate crossing the finish line like I just completed the Boston Marathon?
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