The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by BerthaGene

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    Is she kidding? "I try to be as present as possible." Uh, when was the last time you went to an event at your kids' school? Unreal, the level of delusion this whacko is living with.
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    Jesus, this bitch is shrill.

    "I don't buy myself gifts." You're entire fucking life is buying yourself gifts. For fuck's sake, 10 minutes in and I want to slap this bitch.
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    What exactly is a ruck croissant?
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    Here's an idea for what to do with your moon water-- pour it down the drain.

    Not one shower gel or bar of soap? WTF?

    stinky-peanuts
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    More fucking croissants? Makes me think of this:

    4hw8xx
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    Technically his money could buy nice hair if Bertha accepted that she needs a wig...
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    I have no idea who they are, but that man is giving Handsome Squidaward with all the filler in his lips.

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    The shows in Indiana coincide with Wine & Dine and God knows she won't miss that shit for anything.
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    My guess is Paris-- Taylor Swift concert and then Disneyland Paris in May.
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    What are the odds that she wears those jeans on the flight home? :sick:
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    His forbid fatso asks your opinion and you have the gall to tell her something she doesn’t want to hear.
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    All I see when I look at these photos. Except the elephant has more fashionable shoes.

    chota-haati
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    Who the fuck doesn't know how to pronounce Jodi Picoult's name???? MORON.

    Ew, no one wants to hear this musty clam talking about beautiful shirtless men. Blech.
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    I don't think those ears are big enough. She should go for this next time:



    AND they're $200, so she's got the added bonus of wasting some more of the spaceman's money.

    Edited by BerthaGene - 4/20/2024, 11:14 AM
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    I'm doing a fun run through town next week. Should I dress up like a cartoon character and celebrate crossing the finish line like I just completed the Boston Marathon?

5121 replies since 30/3/2018
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