The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Todolovethebaby2

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    QUOTE (Pantalon @ 3/1/2024, 20:49) 
    See! Writing your to-do in your planner works!! Todo, love baby. Todo, not death stare baby.
    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 3/1/2024, 17:11) 
    Mini Fan II is three weeks old today. In that time, I haven’t death-stared him once 😂😂😂😂

    What kind of actual douche canoe does that to an INFANT?!

    Jen, may 2024 be as shitty as 2023!

    🥰
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    QUOTE (Natural Single Mother @ 2/1/2024, 16:54) 
    So… I’m assuming Jen manifested a “manic” year instead of a “magic” year and I love that for her.

    It seems God also finds it hard to read her awful handwriting
    The big man upstairs: “oops, she said magic my bad” :snickering:
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 1/1/2024, 11:23) 
    Happy new year Bakers! I'm looking forward to my 40th birthday this year :) (I won't be on a Disney cruise sadly lol)

    Lol
    Same
    And same 😂
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 31/12/2023, 02:10) 
    you know that collage merino did with all the different Mickey ears?

    I was thinking someone could do that with all the toilets she showed this year. she was constantly showing the toilets on her trips for who knows what reason :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    Omg stop someone will :hearty-laugh:
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    Man seeing those pics and gifts all in a row make me want to open my own mental hospital and drag her there myself
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    QUOTE (AbundanceOfCaution @ 31/12/2023, 00:39) 
    Maybe Don did one of his super dooper scavenger hunts with tons of clues and gifts to show his love, and now Tens is missing somewhere on their property or in the mansion. That’s why Jim doesn’t know how long it will take to find her and she must keep the circumstances until they do.

    The idea that his poem was so complicated and romantic that she became lost on her own property has me cackling
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    QUOTE (OstracizedLikeJen @ 30/12/2023, 18:01) 
    My December 30th theory is that mayhaps D&T had planned to go to Utah with all the kids for January (after Jen returned with the kids), and then life happened and they decided to cancel the trip (which meant that Jen’s bonus “me-time” at Disney was no longer possible. So she threw a tantrum and said “well if I can’t do ALL the races I won’t be doing any of them… harumph”.

    That left Jen with having to parent her usual minimal hours, which to her = all of the parenting that’s ever been done ever in the history of the universe. Oftentimes with Jen the simplest and least dramatic situation is reality.

    Ohh this! 🤣
    Seriously though how did she know so much about the pump for the plumber. Maybe the Utah house flooded and so the vacation time is off. That fits.
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    QUOTE (Natural Single Mother @ 30/12/2023, 09:51) 
    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 30/12/2023, 09:41) 
    I reckon the teapot is one lol

    Jen being short and stout isn’t much of a clue.

    Omg :hearty-laugh:
    I walked into that one
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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 30/12/2023, 04:10) 
    QUOTE (ZizizouzouTWO! @ 29/12/2023, 18:58) 
    Jen is big mad we haven’t figured out what has happened yet. She is feeding more dramatics in this video, to put a rocket up everyone’s ass to dig deeper. She wants people to know what is happening but she clearly has been told she is not allowed to say.

    I give it a couple more videos and she will either be spilling the beans and to hell with the consequences, because she is dying to tell us, or she will be scolding us for something else when in reality it will be for not figuring out what is happening.

    Jen, hide clues, props or signs in your background. We will find them and decode the puzzle. You don’t need to actually say anything. We will get it.

    I reckon the teapot is one lol
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    My guess is a vacation that d&t DID tell Jen about, but since she hasn’t touched a planner in months she did not write it down and forgot. So it was SPRUNG UPON HER OH DEARY ME! PIVOT! UNFOLD! ONWARD!
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    I laughed so hard when she was all we are cozy! We have the movie! Hot chocolate! Popcorn! It’s so amazing!

    And the gift bow the kids had stuck on the table just drops to the floor like ughghhhhhhhhh :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
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    QUOTE (Blue-tah Trunk Celery @ 29/12/2023, 00:05) 
    Reaction to a gallon of milk:

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    Reaction to not getting the best table in the house with the best view all to herself.

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    Reaction to something I can't even remember:

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    Reaction to being given a spork:

    The freaking hard one was about people mowing their lawns when she is trying to film or did I just make that up
    I mean it “tracks” as Jen would say
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    QUOTE (Strollergate @ 26/12/2023, 23:38) 
    Am I crazy, or is that an unintentionally suggestive pose by CC with the off the shoulder top and all. I wouldn’t send this photo of my young daughter to hundreds of strangers.

    My first thought was why would you send a photo with your daughters legs open to hundreds of people. Why would you not have her sit differently before taking the photo also Jessie Horrid oops Hearn
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    QUOTE (JustAverageJane @ 26/12/2023, 21:27) 
    I know I'm going straight to Hell but Donny just has that I'm going to be a serial killer when I grow up look to me. Or maybe he just looks like the Grinch. I'm sure he a sweet little kid.

    The need for extra hugs at night makes me sad for CC.

    Jen going on and on about how much she loves her kids and just wants to be with them 24/7 reminds me of the love the baby entry in her to do list. She's trying to convince her self again that she loves and enjoys her kids.

    Aww a Christmas season shout out. Cheers :smiley-face-making-cocktail:
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    I’m gonna say there was some relatively urgent medical issue and I’m gonna say for Tens. She wouldn’t just cancel Disney for anything else. She is shot in the ass with luck remember?
    No custody or court stuff. But something sudden where she needs to now be relied upon for a few weeks and the kids need to be out of the house.
    She refuses to acknowledge tens exists so yes. Everyone in “her” family is healthy. Tens isn’t her family.
    It explains why she is so put out.
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