The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (wife of the beats @ 12/19/2019, 03:39 PM) 
    They are mostly boxed cookie mixes whats to stress about????


    No is as busy as you are Sam. Us, with hour a week jobs just go.home and lay down and get waited on.

    Can she acknowledge how privileged she is

    IKR! They are all easy AF. You'd think the way she was bitching that she was royal icing intricate sugar cookies but nope. She's tossing together boxed mix and throwing it on a cookie sheet.
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    She is such a miserable cow! She posted a photo of a plate of Christmas cookies (will get to those in a minute) and in the same breathe as happy Christmas, she has to bitch about how tired she is from doing normal mom things. You don't do anything more than any other mom on the planet so stop being such a cuntwaffle and suck it up. I swear if I was a mom and worked full time, I would have to go off on her. She's completely insufferable with that shit.

    And those cookies... they are surely ok, but for being an "infuencer" it was a pretty sad looking platter to take to work.
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    Way to go, congratulations! Your kid never gets sick because you literally never leave the house. Slow clap for you, Jamie! What a bizarre thing to brag about. It's not like all the other parents of sick kids are shoving viruses down their throats and intentionally infecting them. WTF. Kids get sick when they are around other children and other people. It's normal & strengthens their immune systems. Get a clue, you nutjob.
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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 12/3/2019, 11:31 PM) 
    I don't like looking at that goblin baby

    :glitter_cupcake_with_cherry_smi :7043: :crying:

    Username alert!
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 12/3/2019, 04:19 PM) 
    CODA provides a platform for people to trade in large quantities in secret. They are not your personal wealth manager.

    And people knew Madoff was shady.

    Poopsie was CEO and allowed himself to be known as Poopsie and CAW!ed all over the place. That theory is a non-starter.

    :smoking-smiley-face:

    What she said! Poopsie DGAF!



    I'm on the train like never before. I may have a permanent butt indentation in one of the seats by now.

    HOW IN THE F are we glossing over the fact that she didn't hang up those damn Christmas cards!? CHOO CHOO! She even got comments about it. She's either an evil bitch who hates her husband and wants to make him look bad or something bad is going on and she can't bear to look at it (it being donald the gonald). She is in there "memory keeping" and "finding the magic" and she doesn't want to see that happy family up on the board for some reason... you'd think seeing the happy family would help with the magic...
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    I don't buy any of that. Don himself has made videos. He also was in a video on his mom's channel or whatever. He has been CEO since shortly after Charlotte was born, correct? His sudden absence has been just recently. He was clearly seen in the Disney food videos and that wasn't very long ago.

    I think her shutting him out is completely deliberate now. For what reason, I can't say, but SHE is the one doing the refusing to show him. I don't think he GAF.
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    QUOTE (Ororo @ 12/2/2019, 01:33 PM) 
    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 2/12/2019, 00:56) 
    But the people demand it! Just like they all want to see Winnie.

    She’s really the owner of this website right? Who else would put her dog up as the default avatar so that it’s everywhere you look on here. 🙄

    I can vouch and say I am not Jen or the owner of this website, but I made the default avatar :funny_dancing_stickman_smiley_e . It's our bakery mascot, the furry crawfish enjoying a tasty passive aggressive muffin. :muffin_emoticon_pack_by_rezzle:
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    She posted her family Thanksgiving photo late because she took a phone social media break for thanksgiving. Oh please, you're whole life is a social media break.
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    I guess she has completely given up YouTube then? I haven't see a video in ages.

    Also, Logan's teeth look really jacked up from pacifier use. I didn't really think anything of it in the past, but the recent photo, sheesh, it's bad. The front ones are pushed out. Chances are he hasn't been to a dentist so no one has scolded these two boneheads for doing that to him.
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    QUOTE (PrettyNeatDivorce @ 11/21/2019, 02:42 PM) 
    If she exercises as much as she claims she does, her diet really and truly is crap.

    Her existence is so depressing to me. Imaginary friends, no social interaction, drowning in a sea of boxes and bins, loveless marriage, and self-worth tied to her weight.

    Not to mention the chronic eye pulling syndrome.

    I love your diagnosis! If that isn't a real illness, it should be. She def has it. LMAO
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    Feet still firmly planted on the train after this.

    She's always been very intentional with that background with the wrapping papers and photos. If she hadn't added the Christmas themed papers, I wouldn't think anything of it if she didn't show the xmas cards. But she intentionally changed out the papers and didn't up up the cards. This is seasonally appropriate Jen we are talking about here. She can't bare to look at it (AKA Don). CHOO CHOO!

    Just way too many things that don't add up for me. Don seemingly not at home in the last vlog, the "keeping it together for the kids" comment, the changing Thanksgiving plans, nightstandgate.
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    Late to the party as always, but I brought some nice vegan-non-vegan shrimp to share with the bakery.

    buuuut... I don't loathe Jen. She's crazy weirdo & I love analyzing her. I also live for the speculation at the bakery. Some people read historical fiction, some people watch sci-fi. Some people read at the bakery. It's a fun pastime for me.

    I think she is crazy in some sort of diagnosable sense. No one goes to weekly therapy sessions and doesn't improve as a person after 10 years. If anything she's become seemingly more unstable. I cannot look away from the Jen everlasting Journey.

    When she says crazy shit like insisting she's a really great actress, it just makes me think she's even crazier than I originally thought. I would love for them to split and for Don to share the truth behind what happens when the cameras are off.

    She completely lives in her own reality and I am here.for.it. You never really know what's going on in their life because she's manipulative AF with the cameras.

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    She also takes so much pride in being "just an OK mom". She really is a stubborn, bratty, little shit.
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    Fab title, Bangle!
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    QUOTE (DumbAsBricksLikeJen @ 11/16/2019, 01:25 PM) 
    Why is she giving herself a double chin and the smugness...

    I just know there is at least one glorious username in there, I just know it!

    Smug Double Chin?
    Double Chin and Smug?
    Double Chin of Smugness?
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