The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Queen of Budgeting

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    I didn't even see that goodbye photo as a hug, looks like a passed out toddler to me. :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:

    My guess is she pulled him out of nap time 6 minutes early and carried him down the stairs still asleep to make sure she didn't lose a precious minute of me time waiting for him to wake up before shipping him out to Don who was also presumably picking up CC straight from school. Bitch couldn't even keep them until 5, Don has to leave work early to do the school run because it fits HER schedule of non-stop exercise.

    Not even going to begin on her real talk. She has no fucking clue about real life.

    Edited by Queen of Budgeting - 26/9/2020, 20:42
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 21/9/2020, 14:41) 
    What happened to the Jungle Cruise being my favorite ride, therefore I love my J mug?

    :sneaky_smiley_emoticon:

    At least she's shown the Dapper Dans. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
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    QUOTE (Ella Says @ 20/9/2020, 21:37) 
    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 20/9/2020, 22:35) 
    She has no skills. Never has. But Don doesn’t get to “decide” to support her. Every penny she gets she’s legally entitled to. And she damn well knows it. She’ll never have to work a traditional job a day in her life and she knows that too.

    That’s why she can focus on frivolous things. She’s not in the same financial situation as the 99%

    The basic amount of alimony is very low usually, but if the man agrees he can pay a higher amount (as my father did to my mom after their divorce, he ended up paying like 10 times the legally required amount and for lifetime, not just til we kids grew up). I'm sure Don is providing much more generously than required by law. Also, when she remarries she loses that right..

    Her share of the assets and ongoing alimony will be high, even if he's only paying the minimum. But in Illinois, it's up to a third of net income. So I wouldn't be surprised if she's banking around 5-10k a month just from that. Poopsie throws 200k at the Raven cult annually (you can check their public financial records) mainly just to give Suzanne something to caw about, to give an idea of the amount of money we're talking about.

    Jen has never wanted a Plan B and she was sure to set herself into a family where she knew it would never be needed, even if things went to poop.

    Edited by Queen of Budgeting - 21/9/2020, 13:23
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    QUOTE (Unicorns&Rainbows @ 18/9/2020, 17:17) 
    She’s so dumb. Doesn’t she realize that if she loses custody or Don has them the majority of the time, Don can go to court & request a reduction in child support?

    They were always aiming for 50/50 custody, so I'd assume the calculations have already been done on that basis. Only thing that's changing is that it'll be week on/week off instead of so much back and forth.

    But even without the kids, she'll still get alimony for enough years to either find Don 2.0 or get the rest of her inheritance when her parents pass. She's set either way.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 18/9/2020, 16:39) 
    QUOTE (BackupPersona @ 9/18/2020, 11:37 AM) 
    I’m on the fence. Should I watch?

    yes. I got a very good laugh out of her crying performance over the kids spending more time with their dad

    Crying starts around the 17 minute mark if you want to skip the other crap.
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    I watched that at 1.5 and it still felt rambly. All you 1.0 speed watchers, soldier on! At least she admitted the kid and custody stuff. It's a start.

    She's considering shopping at thrift stores. I can't wait to see some Goodwill vlogs. :rubbing-hands-in-excitement-smi
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    I think the tea would be fine since the wet ingredient is just honey which would act as a preservative. I'd rather have a dry tea blend and add honey myself if I wanted it.

    But another Brit who doesn't like tea here. :scared-smiley-emoticon:

    QUOTE (worldsokayestmom @ 18/9/2020, 07:57) 
    Anyone else notice how she skipped from like March to August, in the 2019 flip-through...??? :shit-hits-the-fan:

    Those pages would have had Don on them. I think that's when they were trying to work on the marriage. Shrimp gate, Cubs game, etc. Also when she fired Judith!
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    QUOTE (Juicytube20 @ 17/9/2020, 21:00) 
    Just saw that she posted a clip about her session AFTER it has already passed on the schedule🤦🏼‍♀️ Also im 100% sure Jen isnt participating in the other sessions at all. Shes too busy sipping tea and online shopping.

    In the tea clips she was all gussied up (hair curled, some makeup and a different top) i wonder what promoted that?

    Filming her vlog for tomorrow. Guaranteed.

    I'm sure it's going to be a "let's chat" style rather than a DITL. Probably what prompted the tea purchase, since she has to have a tea in those videos. And couldn't possibly use the overflowing bin of tea she already has.
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    She seems surprised the "wet chai" didn't need sweetener. Of course not. It's made wet by basically soaking it in honey.

    Amused she's following a van life channel now though. From tiny houses to vans. Go on Jen, buy that RV and take off for the mountains. The Rosses won't miss you.
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 17/9/2020, 20:18) 
    Same shirt she has had on in her recent stuff. Old filming?

    All of the Get Organized stuff is prefilmed, since the entire week has to be uploaded before launch ready for those who buy the instant access pass. It was filmed a couple of weeks ago, the week she was "too busy with other content" to release a video.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 17/9/2020, 18:41) 
    thanks for the link and screenshots :6792:

    I know we've beaten this topic to death but every time she says she does NOT make memory books for the kids I want to slap her. god forbid she make albums that are just all about them and nothing about her and her precious feelings

    Also when she justifies all the selfies with "my children will want photos of me"... no bitch, YOU want photos for your album of YOU.

    I've moved around a lot so don't have any albums, I just have one photo of my mother that I treasure. But even if I'd never left my hometown, I'd still only want that one photo. It's all I need to remember her.
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    Here's her album, for people who want to try and read her writing...

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    Putting the rest of the pages under a spoiler tag due to length...

    SPOILER (click to view)
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    Same as last year, the entire video is all about JEN. It's not supposed to be a story time. It's supposed to be a lesson.

    Can't wait for her Wild U courses. :29:

    Edited by Queen of Budgeting - 17/9/2020, 18:30
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    QUOTE (TheGhostOfDon’sBalls @ 17/9/2020, 17:58) 
    I’ll be watching! Is any one else alarmed at the price of all these sessions? $2,000?!!! At that rate, someone better tell me where the holy grail or fountain of youth is located, or be more fun than a week at Disney. Good Lord. I 😂 at the “valued at” estimates. Think I hallucinated $8,000 listed.

    It's such an amateur marking squeeze page. Massively inflate the value of an item to make the pass seem like a great deal. Meanwhile, every single "expert" will have the same content pre-existing on their own channels for free.

    Also, 5 minutes past the live time and I'm still getting the holding page. :graphics-3d-smileys-377567:

    And it's live... Solo mom wasn't a transcript edit - she actually said it!
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    QUOTE (ThatsUnfortunate @ 17/9/2020, 17:45) 
    QUOTE (lalataz @ 17/9/2020, 18:35) 
    Half hour before we get to see how Jen presents her stupid One Little Word.. I have watch every single session and I didn't pay for it either.

    One would think she would jump on IG stories to remind people...she would rather throw up shitquotes :thumbs-up:

    She didn't know what time the conference started or the price of it every single time she promoted it. Probably has no clue when her video is going live.

    Might get a story about an hour later after she's gotten some DMs about it, like she does for her regular content.
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    QUOTE (Beth2018 @ 17/9/2020, 15:15) 
    Did the old house ever sell?

    It's still on the market. One price cut so far. Recently had its third open house.

    QUOTE (Bones’ Doormat @ 17/9/2020, 15:00) 
    The way she is spending makes me think she took every single penny Don had. He could be sitting in a box on the streets of Chicago with a little cup asking strangers for spare change right now. Jen wouldn’t care as long as she gets her $85 Grove kit to feel all the Fall feels. Maybe she can give him the bucket when she’s done with it (in a couple months), so he can carry around his remaining golf balls.

    :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    I'd love to see Don knocked down even to an average income because of his views on wealth, but he still has plenty of pennies even after Jen takes all that she's "entitled" to.

    Jen has always bought a bunch of cheap (by their standards) shit. Her spending total isn't crazy at all to me, especially when compared to other influencers around the same suspected wealth levels. Only quantity matters to her. I'm still waiting for her to give in to the Dollar Tree when she finally figures out it's not beneath her and she can get FIVE things for the cost of one at Target.
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