The Gossip Bakery

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    Her last bottle of crap. End of the video
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    For me, it was the way she pronounced vaginal. I always pronounced the first syllable as vag (rhymes with badge).
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    Rose needs to brush her hair before she leaves the house!
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    I watched the Temu haul and the amount of JUNK that is brought into that home is insane. What 13 year old boy wants to "display" Temu crap in their room? Ditto on the slippers. Do the kids only wear slippers in and out of the home? Why do you allow outside shoes to be worn on the carpet? Just filthy. I guess it does not matter because the cat pisses all over the house. The stench.
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    QUOTE (Snark Overseas @ 2/20/2024, 08:28 AM) 
    I don't understand why she has to buy the kids special lunch options. The sushi for Pearl, the Lunchable for Rose and the sandwich for Bryce is more than 17 dollars together. Make something at home from scratch!
    Also I don't understand the concept of those frozen sandwiches for Bryce. Yes I understand the beloved quick and easy, but it's so much healthier and cheaper to prepare something yourself. I guess that doesn't work for the family.

    Bryce is used to door dashing lunch multiple times per week. Now that Lemon is counting her macros, daily door dash meals are not an option. Lemon won't prepare her children most lunches because she wants them to have "independence". Why are there no healthy options? He puts too much turkey on his sandwiches..... she is a dope! And just because something has extra protein, does not make it more healthy. Protein pancake cookies with White chocolate chips are still cookies.
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    QUOTE (countrygreatgrandma @ 2/16/2024, 11:26 AM) 
    I’ve tried to watch a few of her lives. Really don’t care to see her just going on with her day and reading her comments once in awhile. Waste of time.
    I did hear that someone asked her about a fence of some kind around the stove. She said that Arabella was the only one they had to watch, but even she knows what hot means.
    Yes. The girls are so well behaved that they know not to touch a wood stove that’s going full force! Then I guess someone asked about watching them when they are alone in the shed. Alone??
    She said to use 2 cellphones. Call one and leave it on in the shed then they can hear everything with the other phone.
    What???

    Didn’t hear about the goat, but I’m not surprised.

    She said they used that when they go off and have sex. I hope they mute the phone on their end!
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    QUOTE (BetteDE @ 2/15/2024, 03:00 PM) 
    She was already eating a bunch of artificial
    Sweeteners so that’s why I’m not getting that. Her Coke Zero etc

    I vote for the crock pot slop! Blocks of cream cheese and protein cheesecake!
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    QUOTE (cammyjoy @ 2/12/2024, 04:58 PM) 
    Remember when she called the child the r word?

    I do! She was talking to the camera while riding in the van.
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    QUOTE (lifebyvanessas bald spot @ 2/9/2024, 02:40 PM) 
    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 2/9/2024, 08:25 PM) 
    Well what do ya know….
    Our girl is using her teeth to chew today!!!!

    Good on ya Ness!

    Life By Vanessa tell us you read the bakery without telling us you read the bakery.
    Was it not yesterday that someone asked why we never see her just eat a sandwich. And boom. A sandwich with half a pack of sams club lunch meat. Hope it was low carb, protein added bread since she's got soooo many carb filled carrots on her plate.

    I think it was a chicken salad sandwich. Don't worry, she put all of the ingredients in a good processor. It is still MUSH
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    Just a few observations. She has three kids and should be making a hot meal (dinner) for them every night. They do not want your crockpot slop! Where are her vegetables with dinner? Side salad/steamed broccoli/roasted cauliflower? How do veggies not fit into her Macros?
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    Lemon and Mark will be doing this "diet" for a year. She exercises with 20 minute youtube videos that don't make you jump around (I guess any movement is good). Weekends are busy with deciding what they will eat for the week/adding up their macros/shopping and meal prepping. She does not cook a different dinner for her children if they don't like the slop she serves.
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    QUOTE (lifebyvanessas bald spot @ 1/29/2024, 04:06 PM) 
    QUOTE (CallieJade @ 1/29/2024, 08:48 PM) 
    I get that lemon is a big chick so she likely has a good amount of calories to use each day even in a calorie deficit but sheesh. Anyone wonder if she’s going to lose her half lb this week especially eating all that sodium?

    She'll either lie about the weigh in, not post about it at all, do a non scale victory along with some copied post about progress not perfection or she'll admit she gained but claim it's from building muscle not the binge eating and drinking all weekend long.


    If it not sold on Temu, she won't buy it!
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    QUOTE (lifebyvanessas bald spot @ 1/27/2024, 11:05 AM) 
    One of my guilty pleasures lately is watching Josh and Mama on tiktok. She lahves putting kraft singles on top of all her casseroles and almost everything is dumped outta cans. Buh-rice could be tiktok famous if he started filming his mom cooking and loafing around the house.

    Why did I just watch 10 of Josh & Momma TikTok videos.... V should make those prison brownies!
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    QUOTE (Marie123 @ 1/18/2024, 05:54 PM) 
    I’m confused on Nicole’s recipes and plans. How do Lemon and Mark have the exact same measurements for everything they eat? You’d think he would have more calories/macros…

    I am confused too. Where are the vegetables? Fiber? Does a pickle slice count? I would be constipated on that diet!
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    QUOTE (Svea Skog @ 1/18/2024, 04:40 PM) 
    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 18/1/2024, 23:35) 
    I don’t understand how between their two brains neither one of them connect their poor eating habits with their weight and then look at how they are encouraging their kids to eat and not notice a trend here! Don’t they want better for their children?

    Exactly! They're doing a program (debatable if it's healthy) but they're still buying the same old crap for the kids? If they love fruit so much, buy them more fruit, Vee!

    Bryce does not like fruit. Strawberries is the only fruit he will eat.
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