The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by life by vanessas bald spot

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    Sunshine08 inspired me


    new thread title submission
    50 Shades of Next Level Consumption pt58: Mark & Nessie Are Thriving On Niketo's Shredding & Resetting Form Of Yoyo Dieting. Is The New Move Even Transpiring?
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 4/8/2024, 06:42 PM) 
    This….

    I never thought this before. But…

    I’m wondering if Lemon is on the spectrum. Seriously. No disrespect at all if she is. But this is not something a typical 40 year old would share at all But DEFINITELY NOT Every single day. It’s absolutely redundant!

    “Moved load to dryer “

    There is nothing about these posts that is necessary, helpful, inspiring or influential…. They are actually embarrassing and should be worrisome to her husband and parents. If my husband told me every single day that he moved the wash to the dryer, it would be an extreme concern to me. What makes it even worse is that she is taking the time out to record this, caption what she is doing even tho the video is self explanatory and then posting it. DAILY!

    I think Vanessa needs someone to step in and care for her mental well being!!!

    Oh lawd don't give her any ideas. She's not on the spectrum. She's a spoiled brat who sloppily does laundry so people will think she is sooooo busy and to make her trap baby daddy #1 soooo jealous haha!

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    QUOTE (Snark Overseas @ 4/13/2024, 11:00 AM) 
    Sounds like a crash diet to me. Starving - stuffing themselves - starving - stuffing themselves. And repeat. So stupid. What they need is a lifestyle change with excercise and healthy not processed food. That's all folks!

    That is what I thought. Esp with mark picking up chinese. Which is high, high sodium. They'll bloat and when they start "shredding" they'll drop water weight.
    Reading what they're doing reminded me of the episode of the office where Dunder Mifflin hosts a weight loss competition. The branch with the highest loss gets free vacation days. So micheal and dwight have a huge buffet set out for them to gorge on before the initial weigh in.
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    QUOTE (BetteDE @ 4/5/2024, 10:24 PM) 
    She doesn’t want anyone to tell her what to do if she gets a manager they will so I don’t think she has one she just buys subs

    I think she'd def flex about having one cause it'd show how successful she is. She of course wouldn't listen to anything but she'd def want that prestige.
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    I wander how many she'd lose if they cleared out dead accounts.

    She def bought a bunch. But I also wonder how many were made while Mark was being her bitch boy instead of working a real job, It's not hard to make new accounts. Not to mention how many people only subbed to her when she collabed for a give away with some other youtube mommy channels or to watch the shed life.
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    I love the train wreck foodie beauty. And there's been a lot of drama about her finally getting 100k subs and a silver play button. Which of course reminded me of Vee's button she's never addressed or thanked her subs for earning her but always puts it on display. It also got me thinking about how many channels I've watched who have mentioned having a youtube manager. Even before they've reached 100k subs they've had one.
    So why have we NEVER heard Vee mention getting one or relaying any of the advice to improve her views and interaction. She and Marky Mark drove all the way to utah and slept in their van to save $$$ on hotel rooms to go get advice at the conference. But she keeps the fact she has a way to directly communicate with someone from youtube about her channel/views/subs a total secret.
    Sure Jan!
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    Showed up in my feed. Thought it belonged here.
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 3/14/2024, 02:26 AM) 
    Now she is increasing their debt by having fresh food delivered for the dog.

    The spending literally never stops.

    But Bella and Buford got cheap bagged food until she got on that homemade dog food kick.
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    QUOTE (Magic_Gal @ 3/9/2024, 11:18 PM) 
    If my memory is correct....didn't Vee go on vacation when Bella died too?

    I think that was right before they went on their epic roadtrip of magnet shopping and chain restaurants.
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    QUOTE (thisisnuts! @ 3/7/2024, 01:43 PM) 
    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 3/6/2024, 08:40 PM) 
    There is no reason for Lemon to grocery shop. With the amount of food she has in the walk in party, two refrigerators, three freezers and a drink refrigerator. I’m shocked with the amount of food that is hoarded in that house!!!!!

    Did you notice she still had the mini burgers she bought for her non existent pool party? Freezer burnt!

    This is the equivalent of going through a drunkard's house and finding bottles of booze hid in the toilet tank and between the couch cushions.

    Mark Effectively The Boss Bitch Elphick your wife Life By Vanessa aka Lemonademom has some serious mental health issues going on. I know it's easier to poke your head in the sand like an ostrich so she doesn't shehulk out and throw dem bows at you but jeez man. None of this is normal or okay behavior. Yall need to get some help.
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    yall bakery bitches i am embarrassed that we forgot to acknowledge and celebrate such a monumental event at the bakery landfill
    last month made it 5 years since the dollar tree gods dropped this gift into our laps
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    If she was really brave she'd post pics of her side view. That'd be the real tell.

    Don't believe that she's honest about her weight at all. She still hasn't learned anything. She hasn't made any long term health changes. Whatever she's lost she'll gain back and then more. She's a hamster on a wheel. Goorl needs to go to therapy.
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    How Niketo thought Life By Vanessa would be a good endorsement for her fitness biznass is beyond me.
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    QUOTE (Xtine @ 3/1/2024, 03:41 AM) 
    I think my husband would finally send me to the looney bin if I bought ~luxury~ word search books.

    Hopefully mine would've called and gotten me a therapist recommendation if I started filming myself giggling while I fingered things at the Dollar Tree and then came home with a $100+ of plastic junk. The whole idea of moving our family into my daddy's boat shed would've def sealed the deal on a 72 hr hold. But ya know I'm a garbage person.

    QUOTE (Snark Overseas @ 2/29/2024, 01:28 PM) 
    I thought the plan was to save money. In that case, better cancel that subscription box right away because V, you can't control yourself and keep on buying crap you don't need.

    I can imagine the ugly smirk life by vanessa makes while reading things like this about her spending because you know she thinks one of the ways she's "saving" money is showing us her wanton purchases so she can have Mark write them off on their taxes.
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 2/29/2024, 01:01 AM) 
    Mark really loves Yoga.

    Now there are 4 words i never thought i would hear in my life.

    I'm just gonna pretend that "yoga" is what he tells petunia pig he's out doing when really he's scarfing down gas station hot dogs on his way to see his side piece.
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