The Gossip Bakery

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    Miranda22 It's def why he works "late" so often now. And I wouldn't be surprised if he has a countdown til the sourpatch twins turn 18 hidden on his phone or laptop.
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    QUOTE (BetteDE @ 2/2/2024, 07:22 PM) 
    Again that is how she gets out of things. Do it wrong and someone else will do it for you. Do it too slow and someone else will do it for you

    Weaponized incompetence. Too bad cankles cares more about the dishwasher than the lemondrops education and wellbeing.
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    Ive said this before but I do not think Mark loading the dishwasher is a chore she's making him do. He has mentioned numerous times about how she just plops dirty plates in the dishwasher and doesn't scrape or rinse them off, overcrowds and they don't get clean. And her attitude is she doesn't care cause it's what the dishwasher is for. After some issues with the dishwasher I think this is why Mark does it. It's something that bothers him and he knows it's just easier to do it himself. It also explains why the few times we see Vee do dishes she loads like 3 things.
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    BetteDE the nutella will cancel it out
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    Hey lifebyvanessa I found you a preworkout charcuterie board to make. You'll be gettin swollllllll and droppin elbees in no time.
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    I'm gonna have to remake this with Cankles face. You know he has that thumbnail of next.level.nicole's chicken butt saved on his phone.
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    QUOTE (Keeping it on hand @ 1/31/2024, 03:54 PM) 
    Maybe I'm in the minority, but I can't figure out why she made 4 batches of tuna instead of one batch and portioning it into 4 meals. I think for me it would take longer to do but I guess she has to milk every second so people think she's busy. 🤷‍♀️ Seems so redundant. And not measuring on week 3 or so is a recipe for falling off the wagon. If she was able to eyeball portions, she likely wouldn't be on this weight loss journey.

    Keeping it on hand At this point I honestly believe that she doesn't know how to multiply or divide a recipe.
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    QUOTE (Mommaof5 @ 1/30/2024, 09:16 PM) 
    It does bother me that she eats pop tarts. They are absolute garbage and do not have nutritional value. She is putting herself out there as an example for others to follow and encouraging them to eat processed crap. I don't subscribe to the idea that if you work out hard enough you can eat whatever you want and still be healthy. I don't think Nicole is all that healthy even though she "looks good"...and that is subjective. I personally don't think she looks good. As a female I wouldn't want to look that muscular.

    This so typical of next.level.nicole aka nicoleburgess . She knows nothing really of health and fitness. She only searches out ways to binge on crap rather than really addressing her issues with food. She jumped on the fad keto train because she was tired of watching her portions. Then she stopped doin keto for something else. Now she's doin this.

    QUOTE (Mommaof5 @ 1/30/2024, 09:35 PM) 
    Wow, Niketo has gotten more discussion on this thread in 2 weeks than she has had in the past 5 years combined. She has finally made it! 🤣

    Not many people in her current base would remember about her dollar tree houswives days. I figure she thinks she can gain subs and maybe some clients by latching back on to lifebyvanessa
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    QUOTE (Snark Overseas @ 1/30/2024, 04:30 PM) 
    I think Niketo is reading here because she defended eating a poptart before a work out.

    But is it an organic poptart ???

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    QUOTE (CallieJade @ 1/29/2024, 08:48 PM) 
    I get that lemon is a big chick so she likely has a good amount of calories to use each day even in a calorie deficit but sheesh. Anyone wonder if she’s going to lose her half lb this week especially eating all that sodium?

    She'll either lie about the weigh in, not post about it at all, do a non scale victory along with some copied post about progress not perfection or she'll admit she gained but claim it's from building muscle not the binge eating and drinking all weekend long.

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    ID**’tEatSugar


    50 Shades of Poptart Energy pt 57: Trying To Get Fit By Binging On The Girls Trip & Doing Cardio At Target
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    One of my guilty pleasures lately is watching Josh and Mama on tiktok. She lahves putting kraft singles on top of all her casseroles and almost everything is dumped outta cans. Buh-rice could be tiktok famous if he started filming his mom cooking and loafing around the house.
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    QUOTE (Svea Skog @ 1/26/2024, 07:48 PM) 
    QUOTE (lifebyvanessas bald spot @ 26/1/2024, 16:35) 
    LifebyVanessa could lose more weight by cutting out a soda, a coffee and a sweet treat plus walking her dogs & homeschooled lemondrops 30-40 mins every day. That's literally all she'd need to do is move more and not drink all her calories for a few weeks and she'd see a difference on the scale. But she wants to do some weird ass diet where she can binge on junk instead of making long term lifestyle changes.

    I've lost 2 kg (4 lbs-ish?) since the first by cutting out chocolate. That's literally all I've done.
    I'm admittedly 4 months postpartum so I have a little baby weight to lose but still 💪

    I'd say Vee is around 300lbs give or take. So losing 5 lbs in 4 weeks is not that much of an accomplishment. Nor is she losing pounds of fat. Some water weight and bms is probably all it is. For someone so sedentary and large with such a poor diet she should be losin double that. .
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    So she took a big dump and weighed herself. Pats herself on the back and then puckers up to kiss next.level.nicole's ass.

    LifebyVanessa could lose more weight by cutting out a soda, a coffee and a sweet treat plus walking her dogs & homeschooled lemondrops 30-40 mins every day. That's literally all she'd need to do is move more and not drink all her calories for a few weeks and she'd see a difference on the scale. But she wants to do some weird ass diet where she can binge on junk instead of making long term lifestyle changes.
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    Temporarily changed my username in homage to vee. Was looking for a great pic of her baldhead to use for my avatar and found this gem. Gave me a chuckle. Can't wait for girls weekend!!!!
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