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| QUOTE (Les Yeux Fous @ 6/5/2024, 00:54) QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 6/5/2024, 00:51) Well, as much as I do not want to I have to give her a compliment. She actually looked very nice in this photo. I will show myself out now.  She is still an arsehole! 
On the contrary, I think she looks way too skinny to the point of looking ill. Her skin tone was practically dead looking. And her hair looked like a helmet. |
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| The post was from this day 2014. She wasn't pregnant yet. The ugly dress just made her look that way.
QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 5/5/2024, 03:09 PM)
See, Jen can actually celebrate Mother's Day. She's taking Shrill to the theatre but it's a week early as they have cleared their schedules in anticipation of the baby coming. She shows her outfit and the pink cardigan is such an odd and ugly choice. It looks wrinkly AF. Pink also isn't her colour. She's bringing her monogrammed LV speedy along. I wonder what happened to that?
Based on the 2014 Insta post, she is having a groundhog's mother's day celebration. They show the floral arrangement, they are at Allium for lunch and are going to see a show at Joffrey's. Christ, Robot Jen. The food does looks awesome at least. Jen practically orgasms over the rice pudding. She mentions the key lime pie is deconstructed but it's not. It's just in a jar.
They go to a restroom that has one of those magic mirrors and Jen gushes "I'm TINNNNNY!"
She wraps up the vlog. She says she's glad her mom lives close so they can have a wonderful relationship. LOL! |
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| QUOTE (bleucheese @ 5/4/2024, 11:00 PM)  me trying to figure out what the hell y'all have circled. might as well be the pope.
Lol, well if you are able to view the Soup Kitchen's stories you at least now know where to look for SMD. I'm still looking for Jen and Shrill-vey. |
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| And SMD. I tried to cover the more in focus faces.
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| I think I do see Spaceman Don in the audience but I don't see Jen, Tens or the grandparents.
He's seated in the 8th row almost against the railing his left. He has a maroon shirt.
I could be wrong of course.
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| IOTD: unflattering. Her hair looks like a helmet.
The next vlog: https://rumble.com/vlgsfo-may-the-fourth-b...may-4-2013.html
Jen made protein doughnuts for Donut Saturday. Don will be making carne asada for their culturally appropriated Cinco de Mayo party and will be filming for his channel. She shows her tragic outfit.
She gushes over all the food at the party. She actually offers to help Don but he turns her down. She fingers his bagged steak. They have broccoli and mushroom hard shelled tacos. The food looks very white people.
The elder ladies gush about Winnie. They seem stuck on the Chihuahua cheese. They watch the Kentucky Derby. Aunt Julie expounds on her Coach obsession and Suze shows off a dress she bought for a wedding. I would have been so bored at this party.
Food is served. Jen and Don are obnoxiously filming each other for their respective channels.
Jen saw this thing on Twitter "May the fourth be with you". See, she's always been a Star Wars fan. |
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| QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 3/5/2024, 15:18)
Guess I can do a couple of quick ones...
Jen is justifying filming a vlog as Winnie looks cute in a raincoat. She uses physical therapy as an excuse for not checking up on how Winnie is doing since being unwell. Selfish bitch. But she has cancelled all other plans to observe her.
She shows the oldest mug in her collection which was a gift from a friend in English class. She went to 3 different high schools, dontcha know?
She takes a bath and manically shows us her pyjamas and puts on a fake British accent to say they're watching Harry Potter. Her obnoxious levels are running high.
Don got Cheesecake Factory and she makes him pull the Oreo cheesecake out of the bag for her. She got lettuce wraps and he got sliders. He explains how he reheats the fries. Jen fingers them.
Jen confesses to food depriving Winnie. She would leave it out for an hour in morning and evening but she now leaves her food out all day as she wouldn't eat very much. Wonder how long that went on for? |
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| Okay, can manage a quick one.
Jen is fawning over Winnie before detailing her groundhog's day morning. She says she's going over to Emily's to help her before running down the list of all the drawbacks of pregnancy with a yikes expression. You could tell she had the baby fever.
She shows her lunch and her protein shake stained sweatshirt before a boring OOTD. Apparently Winnie is ill.
The nursery furniture is hideous. The dark brown looks especially bad against the orange on the wall. If I had gone for that colour scheme (I wouldn't as I have taste) my choice would have been white. Especially for a little girl. Jen is gushing over everything.
They work on the wall decals which is the final flourish on the tasteless nursery. I realise it was 2013 but even Jen managed a much nicer nursery a few years later. They secure the dresser divider to the wall.
Jen makes guaca-mole-lay from a packet and wraps up the vlog with concern for Winnie. |
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| | Did she complain about the SPF not doing anything in her bathroom video just to justify buying unicorn snot? |
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| IOTD: let me buy an identical palette cos the packaging changed.
The next vlog: https://rumble.com/vlgs5n-hurray-for-may-may-1-2013.html
Got some down time so I'll try for a quick one. Thanks ColdOne for stepping up ❤️
Jen manically shouts "hooray for May" before saying "I like that" smugly. Apparently waking up early makes her chipper... Probably cos she can avoid Don's early morning groping.
She says she lost two pounds even though she had a cupcake yesterday... That's not how weight gain works but she says Don's Tone It Up dinner did the trick. She fills us in on her laundry routine. Riveting. She makes a Tone It Up pancake by having Don cook it and then criticizing the messy flip and saying it's not the prettiest ever. Bitch.
She takes Winnie for a walk and Tone It Up is the flavour of the day.
She goes out to lunch with her mom and has a wrap and tells us the contents with her mouth full. Winnie is with them and they walk around making inane commentary on everything they see. We get a gross zoom in on Winnie drinking.
Don's folks are visiting for dinner so Jen is tidying her already tidy house and making Don do all the cooking. She serves the bog standard snacks.
She shows off how full the mudroom fridge is as the other fridge packed up. She then films Don "sharpening" a knife which I can tell you is not the best way to do it. Honing rods are good for straightening but not for sharpening. He really knew jack shit and it shows.
Suze plays with Winnie while Don films his cooking. Jen calls him "Chef Don". She shows the food and they film each other. Why pan sear a steak when the grill is going? They have a "glutton" free dessert. Ugh, I hate them being "clever". Jen did not get gluten free ice cream but she's sure it'll be delicious.
She films the outro with Don holding Winnie and hamming it up for the camera. She then berates him for not asking her to film but asking Suze instead and it's like a deer in headlights and he backs away. He says it was because she was standing right there and Jen was probably cleaning something up at the time. The red flags were flagging. |
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